FEBRUARY 23, 2010 6:02PM

You're all a bunch of babies

Rate: 15 Flag

Yep, that’s right, I said it.  Do all of you live in a fairy-tale land made up of lollipops and rainbows?  You bunch a wussies know that there is more than your little band of best buds out there, right?  If someone says they have a deffrent opinion than you in real life, what do you do?  Get all pissy, tug at your skirt and run away?  Do you call mommy and daddy and all your friends to tell them someone was mean to you?  I bet there’s lots of people on this place, like thousands.  You think that all those people need to have the exact same opinion as you?  You can never be wrong?  But if they disagree they are all banding together in a secret meeting room taking notes on college ruled paper, just to get at you?  What about all the people who tell you how wonderful you are, even when its crap?  Those people are okay because they bullshit you and people that don’t are in some sort of possee?  I like unicorns!

 

What I keep reading is that this is some sort of writer’s site.  There’s something about community too, but that show sucks and I think it got cancelled.  I figure it’s got to be one or the other.  You’ve got weirdos running around trying to make themselves out to be the bestest thing in the whole world.  Seriously, I got a really weird mail thing on here from some chick in a hot tub telling me to do this and that.  What the fuck ever lady.  Then you’ve got people who write creepy things about their kids nipples and thighs and then shows them.  That was weird.  The comments were weird too.  But mostly from the guy who likes poop or something.  Women are strange.  A few said they thought it was wrong, but the lady didn’t get it and thought it was cool.  So, they stepped up their game using a different approach.  That didn’t work either.  Maybe had the lady just taken down the picture of her freaking kid, it wouldn’t have been a big deal.  But, hold your ground, I guess.  Then she put up some weirdo thing about a four year old’s vagina that someone somewhere said was art or something and all you bozos agreed.  Dude, that’s just fucked.  I don’t care what noibody says, that’s fucked.  Then some other old lady writes about invading a blogger’s space.  Is that even possible?  This is the internet, right?  It’s not just a computer I have at home, this does go somewhere?  I should check with Gore on that.  Who knows, maybe she’s right.

 

I don’t think that anyone’s opinion should be made fun of.  Like the girl who did the food thing because people seemed to have real concern for a stranger’s kid.  Is that necessary?  You must think you’re the shit all the way around.  It was lame.  So, yeah, your not that cool.  I’d probably still do you on that purple couch though.Whatdaya think?  Purple passion?  Huh?  Huh?

  

You’ve got people here who can’t write a lick, literally put up nonsense and people say it’s great.  Someone else has to know it’s not, right?  Now, maybe you don’t call shit outright shit, but you aren’t helping anyone by saying they fucking rock.  Unless you think they do, then your stupid too.  But if someone puts something online and there’s a comment box, you’ve got to know that not everyone is going to agree with you.  That would be totally lame anyway.  Man, if everyone thouoght like my douchebag art history professor, i'd just go around kicking everyone in the nuts all day.  But, nooooo, I'm want to cry about it!  Boohoo.  Cry wolf is more like it.  Storm out of the place, leave a big stain before you do, then come back the next day like nothing happened.  Maybe this place is just made up of a bunch of crazies and you really don't know what happened the day before.  If that's the case, um, awesome!  But, from what I've seen, I wish this place had a steel door instead of a revolving one.

 

open this, open that.  Shut the fuck up ya bunch of babies. 

 

    

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Still, beating a dead unicorn is more fantastic than beating a dead horse.
When the revolution happens I want to know exactly where you are. Longitude and latitude. Rated!
Rated. Unless you're the chick in the hot tub.
Dude, there's a phone call for you. Seems some chick misplaced a body part.
Unicorns don't die silly, they live forever and ever and ever.

cool, willett, drinks on you!

No way, dude, the woods are scary. I like Pinky and the Brain better though.
hey if you ever decide to go around kicking everyone in the nuts all day, I wanna come with ... sheldon will, too - he's a horse, not a unicorn, but I'll be happy to stab something into his forehead.
Was Ima Dick taken already by some enterprising young soul?
You look like my mom, Kathy. I like you.

I'm not smart enough to get that Harry.

Dude, isn't buddah supposed to be calm? Chillax. But, I see your point, actual poop is much better than saying "shit".

man, I'm getting all the ladies around here. I like 'em with a mean streak.

Except roulette, but I wish I'd thought of that though.
I'm with mom, I imagine that would feel pretty good actually. Well, not the person being kicked, but you know...
Only post, chick in hottub and JB reference, hmmmm..
Is this another Cartouche alter? Seems like the numbers are inching up to equal Tiger's (girlfriends that is).
Julie Tarp, babies shouldn't be able to type, you're freaking me out. Sure, you can join our gang, you can bite their ankles.

Why? You wanna mingle?

Ablonde, can you redo your picture? Just lower the camera a bit more. Hubba hubba

Rita, I don't know what JB reference is. Crap, now you've got me thinking. hmmm
You got it, anything about crap....
Thanks auntie.

Rita, I'm beginning to get the picture now. Only takes a little while.
Man, if I hadn't already giving out the dildohat award for this month, you would have won.

Pinky and the Brain? AWESOME!!

**wanders off to do cocaine**
hey. the kid makes a lot of sense.
Free Speech comes with much baggage, doesn't it?
I have no idea what you're talking about, but it was funny as heck. Rated!
have you and your friends composed the complete works of shakespeare yet? no? keep at it.....
Whadda ya mean we aren't cool? We're cool. Right? We're cool.
Yeah, no, really, we're cool, right?
Be sure to comment on what you think is crap.
I want to high five you.
This is a hoot! Too bad a lot of what you say is true. :)
Word to the mother. So true. It can be a sick lovefest of crappy stuff here. I get all flattered by nice comments than I read something crappy and it has nice comments and then I realize my stuff sucks too.