This morning started out like any other weekday. I hit the snooze button one too many times and was 9 minutes behind schedule. Stumble downstairs and make my way to the coffee pot. As I glanced out the kitchen window something caught my eye that was anything but normal.

I see a beautiful woman in her outdoor hot tub. She's enjoying the early-morning chill that sometimes happens on these late-Spring, early-Summer days. She has a cup of coffee next to her and her eyes are closed. I can also see that she is naked, or at least topless. Her large breasts are floating and I can clearly see her tan lines. I pause for a moment and enjoy the view, knowing that she can't see me. Then I go to the garage to smoke a cigarette and drink my coffee.

 When I'm finished with my smoke I go back to the kitchen hoping that this gorgeous creature is still there. Happily she is, and now she's laying face-down with her arms resting on the side of the hot tub. I can clearly see that she's completely nude, since her pleasantly round bottom is floating just under the surface of the water. I pause again to enjoy the view. Then I decide to make my move.

 I open the kitchen window quietly and let out a wolf whistle to let her know I'm enjoying the show. Her beautiful brown eyes open in surprise and look directly into mine. Now she can definitely see me.

 "Good morning honey," says my wife. "My neck was really sore so I decided to see if the hot tub would make me feel better."