My Animals Are Not Angels
As I have told you, it is normally my dog, Morisson, who is a wimpy dog, when it comes to stepping up to his dog bowl, and claiming what is his. Tonight, though, Mr. Alpha Dog Bundy, who is usually the one getting Morisson to back down from his food, let a cat, Jaggar the Black Cat put him off from his dinner. Because Jaggar was eating his food, Bundy slithered away like a wimp to the underside of my desk, which is usually where he hangs out, and is always where he hangs out when I say to him, "Go Home."
Jaggar seems to have developed a taste for dog food, and he doesn't care whose dog bowl that he eats it out of. Now, I have an Alpha Cat on my hands, or so it seems.
Useless relationships
We really don't have much interest
in each other; that's why we became
"friends" on Face Book months ago,
and neither one of has ever commented
on the other one's site.
Some kid in Afghanistan is not so lucky
The biggest decision facing me, right now,
is whether to fix a hot tea, or a coffee.
Why don't you pop yourself in my toaster?
Whenever you walk by
I salivate like a Pavlov's Dog
I am like butter
yearning for toast
It's you I crave the most.
--Mikel K
As I have told you, it is normally my dog, Morisson, who is a wimpy dog, when it comes to stepping up to his dog bowl, and claiming what is his. Tonight, though, Mr. Alpha Dog Bundy, who is usually the one getting Morisson to back down from his food, let a cat, Jaggar the Black Cat put him off from his dinner. Because Jaggar was eating his food, Bundy slithered away like a wimp to the underside of my desk, which is usually where he hangs out, and is always where he hangs out when I say to him, "Go Home."
Jaggar seems to have developed a taste for dog food, and he doesn't care whose dog bowl that he eats it out of. Now, I have an Alpha Cat on my hands, or so it seems.
Useless relationships
We really don't have much interest
in each other; that's why we became
"friends" on Face Book months ago,
and neither one of has ever commented
on the other one's site.
Some kid in Afghanistan is not so lucky
The biggest decision facing me, right now,
is whether to fix a hot tea, or a coffee.
Why don't you pop yourself in my toaster?
Whenever you walk by
I salivate like a Pavlov's Dog
I am like butter
yearning for toast
It's you I crave the most.
--Mikel K
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Love, love the last one, pretty romantic! What more could a lady want?