Miranda Celeste Hale
- Location
- Spokane, Washington, USA
- Birthday
- December 31
- Bio
- Hello! I'm Miranda. I'm 31 and live in Spokane, Washington (for the time being).
I'm a freelance writer and a college English professor.
Please feel free to visit me at excatholicgirl.net or to email me at excatholicgirl@gmail.com. Thanks! ♥
MY RECENT POSTS
- "The Catholic Church is deeply
and powerfully misogynistic:
it fears women. It fears our
sexuality"
August 15, 2010 03:36PM - The inescapable cycle
August 13, 2010 03:38PM - Full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing
August 13, 2010 02:41AM - Transubstantiation
August 07, 2010 10:07PM - From a 2007 pastoral letter
(PDF) on “the dangers of...
July 31, 2010 12:29PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks! :)”
July 12, 2010 10:53PM - “& Nerdyjen- of
course he's not actually a
Juggalo. I was
making the
point tha…”
July 06, 2010 12:10PM - “Lol! Indeed, Launie
:)”
July 06, 2010 12:08PM - “Here's a larger version
of the
photo:
http://www.mirandaceles
tehale.net/wp-conten…”
July 01, 2010 07:23PM - “:)”
June 29, 2010 05:15PM
Miranda Celeste Hale's Links
"The Catholic Church is deeply and powerfully misogynistic: it fears women. It fears our sexuality"
From Emer O’Kelly’s “Women may shun mass but church won’t listenâ€:
But it doesn’t seem to occur to the campaigners for both ordination of women and an end to priestly celibacy that the Catholic Church is deeply and powerfully misogynistic: it fears women. It fears our sexuality. Indeed,
… Read full post »
The inescapable cycle
Before a child’s First Communion comes First Reconciliation (the Sacrament of Penance). According to Church doctrine, prior to partaking in the Eucharist, one must confess, do penance, and be absolved of sins committed since Baptism.
I was both confused and nervous in the weeks… Read full post »
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
More on transubstantiation, courtesy of “The Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist“ (from the Catholic Enyclopedia), which claims to “prove” that Jesus indeed is inside those crackers. Here’s just a tiny bit of a very, very long and crazy article:
The total conv
… Read full post »
Transubstantiation
When I was in second grade, a few months before we had our First Communion, my class took a field trip to the bakery where our parish’s Communion wafers were made. This field trip was just one part of the First Communion preparation process, and I suppose that our teachers hoped… Read full post »
From a 2007 pastoral letter (PDF) on “the dangers of...
From a 2007 pastoral letter (PDF) on “the dangers of pornography” by Robert W. Finn, Bishop of the Diocese of Kansas City. What strikes me here are the not-so-implicit assertions that an individual cannot be trusted to make his or her own decisions and that an adult should rem… Read full post »
Just leave
From The Guardian: “London buses to carry female ordination advert during pope’s visit”:
In a move designed to coincide with the pope’s visit to Britain in September, London buses are to carry posters calling for the ordination of women.
The initiative, from the UK group Cat
… Read full post »
Changes!
I posted every day for six weeks or so, and then, suddenly, I didn’t want to post at all anymore. It began to feel like a job, and I wasn’t enjoying it very much. I want to enjoy blogging, and I want to be able to write about/post about things that… Read full post »
Song of the week: The Who’s “I Can’t Explain”
Song of the week: The Who’s first single, 1965′s “I Can’t Explain”. The song’s promo video (shot in 1965) is so adorable and Mod-y and fun:
I heart The Who, especially the early stuff. And especially Keith. ♥

Yet another prioritizing FAIL
In Catholic doctrine, delicta graviora refers to a serious and grave violation of canon law, either “committed in the celebration of the sacraments [or] committed against morals”. These violations are handled by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the Vatican office that Pope… Read full post »
Buddhist word salad
I’m pretty sure that I’ve discovered the love child of Andrew Brown and Mark Vernon (he of The Holy Rabbit fame). His name is Ed Halliwell and his piece in today’s CiF, “Buddhism in education: Buddhist meditation is justified in schools by its practical benefits. But thereR… Read full post »
Sneaky sneaky sneaky
Remember Francis Phillips of the Catholic Herald, who recently wrote a nasty and sanctimonious article about Christopher Hitchens? That article was entitled “Perhaps throat cancer will move Christopher Hitchens to a change of heartâ€. I wrote about it here. Anyway, I just noticed that the Catholic… Read full post »
Put off your maiden blushes
I recently re-watched Kenneth Branagh’s splendid adaptation of Shakespeare’s Henry V. The entire film (and play) is wonderful, but I’m especially fond of the interaction between Henry and Catherine in Act 5, Scene 2, in which he, with charmingly clumsy sweetness, tries to convince h… Read full post »
Civil rights should not be determined by a referendum
Yesterday, Hawaii’s governor Linda Lingle vetoed a bill (full text here) that would have legalized civil unions for same-sex couples because she wants the issue to be decided by public vote:
I am vetoing this bill because I have become convinced that this issue is of such significant societal
… Read full post »
No, Francis Phillips, cancer is not a blessing
Oh holy crap. Someone may have out Cristina Odone-d Cristina Odone. That someone is Francis Phillips, a writer for the Catholic Herald, who yesterday posted a piece entitled “Perhaps throat cancer will move Christopher Hitchens to a change of heart”, subtitled “The ‘Scourge of God… Read full post »
Doublespeak
David Cameron has appointed a “special representative” to coordinate the Pope’s September visit to the U.K. This representative, Chris Patten, is extremely concerned. Not concerned about the sexual abuse of children and its institutionally-sanctioned cover-up or about the obscene am… Read full post »
Ben Stein = total Juggalo
Check out Ben “Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place- science leads you to killing people” Stein’s 4th of July commentary (which aired on CBS’s Sunday Morning), in which he informs us that American democracy is now completely free of racism,… Read full post »
Song of the week: Belle and Sebastian’s “Wrapped Up In Books”
Song of the week: Belle and
Sebastian‘s lovely and delightfully catchy “Wrapped
Up In Books,” from their 2003 album Dear
Catastrophe Waitress:
I will say a prayer, just while you are sitting there
I will wrap my hands around you
I know it will be fine
We’ve… Read full post »
Advice: you’re doing it wrong
“Dear Annie” is a syndicated advice/ “Agony Aunt” column written by two editors who worked for the late “Ann Landers” (a well-known advice columnist). These women, to put it as nicely as possible, are often extremely insensitive and rude.
Here’s an example o… Read full post »
Friggin’ vuvuzelas, how do they work?
Although I’m not a sports fan (to say the least), I really enjoy the World Cup. At first, the vuvuzelas of DOOOOOM annoyed the hell out of me, but I’ve since become so accustomed to them that I can almost tune them out.
And now I know their secret!:

(Via Fake… Read full post »
I haz a theory

My new theory: “Cristina
Odone” is Bill
Donohue‘s sockpuppet.
Exhibit A, from
her latest column:
I talked last night to one of the Catholic Great and Good. He’d been involved, he admitted rather sheepishly, with organising the forthcoming papal visit to Britain. And h
… Read full post »
Memo to Christina Odone
You know what, Christina Odone? Christopher Hitchens’s illness is not about you. I realize that this may be difficult for you to wrap your self-obsessed and hateful little brain around, but try. Try to understand how despicable it is to use someone’s personal health crisis as an excuse to… Read full post »
Logical fallacy of the day (special billboard edition!)
Well hello there, creepy non sequitur!:

Oh, of course! Consuming legal adult pornography turns men into
pedophiles who run down the street chasing after small children!
What an irrefutably logical claim.
*sigh*
(I took this photo a few years ago in a small town on the Oregon
coast.… Read full post »
Jeeves, the omniscient valet
From The Paris Review‘s 1975 interview with P.G. Wodehouse:
INTERVIEWER
How did you create Jeeves, then?WODEHOUSE
… Read full post »
I only intended to use him once. His first entrance was: “Mrs. Gregson to see you, sir,†in a story called “Extricating Young Gussie.†He only had one other line, “Very
Any fool can make a rule and any fool will mind it
Andrew Brown, the Guardian’s Fool in Residence, has written another painfully ridiculous excuse for a column: “Richard Dawkins’s backwards logic over atheist schooling,” subtitled “Richard Dawkins’s belief that any properly brought up child will naturally be an ath… Read full post »
LOLZ: Chuck Norris vs. the Secular Student Alliance
I still can’t quite wrap my head around the fact that
Chuck Norris has somehow become a “cultural
commentator”. Seriously? Chuck frakking Norris? This
dude?

He’s morphed from an ass-kickin’ action “star” (and “Action Jeans” spokesman!) in…
Salon.com