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JUNE 9, 2010 7:27PM

The Best of OS Spam

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My brain hurts now. Very much so. I would like very much to go eat another pain pill, then perhaps sleep a bit.

Damn you.
Doug, perhaps you have missed your regular dose of acai berry.
**TEARS** That's almost as beautiful as the one I found about colon cleansing!! :(

:D
excellent and useful. Good selection!
The written English is outstanding... ;-)
This is so funny! It's almost worth putting up with the creeps. Almost.
Still wondering what "collacating" means. Collecting perhaps?
Nasty, nasty spammers.
sounds a lot like me trying to speak German
http://www.engrish.com/
What, we have to see this stuff AGAIN???? Jus jokin. R
LOL

Some of these are really funny.
I guess it's there for our amusement, but it does get annoying at times.
Oh, the spambots think they're people! It's so cute.

Stolen from another internet commenter, but I think it fits. Very funny post.
Mish, you're brilliant....xoxoxo
One of my very favorite features here at OS.
Thanks, Mishima, this is the beauitufllest in dolphins.
Now that's a real tribute to the English language. ;) It's too early in the morning for my brain to hurt this much.
I must get those shoes that will make me a better person! :)
Match Making Manglik Dosh Nadi Dosh Gemstones and astrology. Kudos for their market research and awareness of the demographics.
I demand to know who is buying these products! Make yourselves know, I say!
First comment contains a typo that makes me appear even more incomprehensible than usual.

I demand to know who is buying these products! Make yourselves known, I say!
Okay. I did them.
The tofu socks work wonders. Your feet smell great for a few days then you can eat the socks.
Ah! Computer translation. It's a pity they can't get it right, or at least advise people to put the original in simple sentences with subject-verb-object order. I'd rather read something at the reading level of a second grader than gibberish.

My insurance agent dealing with our flood claim uses computer translation. Whenever we get something in English, we have to tell him to send us the original in Russian, as the translation is generally incomprehensible. For the most part, we write in English, he answers in Russian, which works for all parties (except the US office and I don't know what they do, or maybe the company springs for a real translator if it's a matter of communicating with the head office.)

Funny, rated.
I once burst into tears after reading the first three paragraphs of a Joyce Carol Oates novel - because I knew I'd never have her writing talent.

I'm having a similar feeling now. Not exactly the same feeling. But, similar.
It's difficult to fight these spammers, but we're trying.