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Michael Dane is America's favorite middle-aged, Jewish, bisexual social satirist. Or, at least one of them. Often referring to himself in the third person, he used to do standup comedy on the road, but now he just writes down funny things. He's putting together a book of food humor called "Does This Taste Funny? A Half-Baked Look at Food and Foodies."

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JUNE 6, 2009 5:15PM

sad news from the world of music (with gratuitous accordion)

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  "The Recording Academy, which bestows the Grammy Awards, announced late on Wednesday that the polka category would be eliminated, saying in a statement that it had been cut “to ensure the awards process remains representative of the current musical landscape.”--New York Times

 Whether you roll out your barrel Cleveland-style or Chicago-style, the world became a sadder place last Wednesday, as word began to spread that there will be no more Grammys awarded for Best Polka Recording.

 

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 distraught Polka-Americans reacting to Grammy snub

 
This is truly a musical genre which has touched us all. Whether you've danced with a drunk aunt at a Wisconsin wedding (like I'm the only one) or simply lounged around your apartment in a new pair of lederhosen (again--just me, I suppose?), you can't deny the power of the oom-pah-pah. And yet the Recording Academy in its wisdom has decided the polka is no longer relevent. Of course, this is the same Academy that gave the first Heavy Metal award to Jethro Tull, and gave a 'best new artist' Grammy to Taste of Honey over Elvis Costello. You're telling me "Boogie Oogie Oogie" is more relevant than "Beer Barrel Polka?" Please.
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 In a country which celebrates diversity, this slight is like a slap in the face with a raw bratwurst. No Grammy for polka music? That's like not having a Nobel Prize for...polka music. And where will this lead, I ask you? Huh? Where, dammit? Ok, you're not answering, so I'll tell you. First it's no polka award, then they stop giving away awards for jazz...then classical...then rock...and pretty soon the Grammy Awards show becomes three and a half hours of the Jonas Brothers.
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what do we tell these people?
 

Jimmy Sturr has received more Grammys--18--than Bruce Springsteen.  That's eighteen of the twenty-four awards EVER given for Best Polka Album. Yet when asked about his success, he exemplifies the humility, and, indeed the universality of  polka music:

I’m not going to say I’m the best band in the whole world, but we’re just as good as any."

 True enough, Jimmy. But what of the children, the dozens of fresh-faced kids who begged their daddies for their first used accordions? To what can they aspire? They won't be able to break Jimmy's polka Grammy record, because there won't be any more polka Grammys to receive.

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 To be sure, polka has its critics. Some have said that exposure to its frenetic rhythms has led to an increase in ADD and ADHD in children. Others claim that polka music leads to alcoholism, while still others believe that alcohol leads to polka music. Despite these concerns, one thing is clear--polka music deserves to be celebrated. I mean come on--they give a Grammy for Spoken Word Recording--try dancing to any one of the winners in that category.

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For future generations, June 3rd, 2009 will surely be known as The Day The Accordion Died. When asked about the popularity of polka music as compared to other, more 'award-worthy' genres, I think once again Jimmy Sturn said it best:

   “Polka isn’t the biggest,” he said, “but it’s not the smallest, either.”

How true, Jimmy. How very true. soundboard.com

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Polka and Koko?! Noo! Damn you, June 3rd....
Funny post, Mr.
Do you know the Polkaholics? Metal and Polka, and Chicago origins.
Our former electrician, a guy named Paul Rogers, is in a band called Those Darn Accordions. They do psychedelic polka, a sub-genre that can induce LSD flashbacks even in those who've never taken the drug. I'll have to call and see how he is coping with this news.
Lawrence Welk would not have tolerated this outrage. And there is definitely a symbiotic relationship between alcohol and polka music.

RATED
Goodbye small family farmer. Goodbye local butcher, baker, buggy whip maker (don't ask). And soon goodbye to Polka Night at the VFW! It'll happen you'll see. And then you'll say, "What ever happened to what were their names?" And it will be "such a shame" and all but you had your chance to do something - to speak up - but you just let it happen. Take action! You can't change the whole world but this doesn't have to happen.
No Grammies but the accordion jokes will continue on.

The realty is there have been to few submissions over the years to warrant continuing the award, so it was eliminated. There were often just more submission than nominations I understand.

This also lead to a change in categories. With Polka gone from the Folk category they reorganized things a little. Bluegrass was taken out of the Country Caterory.

A newly-named field, "American Roots Music" within which are separate categories for:

Traditional Folk, Contemporary Folk, Americana, Traditional Blues, Contemporary Blues, Bluegrass, Cajun/Zydeco, Hawaiian, Native American
Laurel,
Those "Darn Accordions" are a great group that deserves more recognition. Terrifically talented group
NoisyNora: i'll check 'em out--thanks!
Laurel: another band for me to check out...and i hope your friend's ok with this...
littlewillie: agreed--mr. welk would NOT be happy
Francis: we need leaders like you--thanks for the call to arms!
Folkmuse: my snark was actually meant affectionately--and i read about the category morphings--i like to see talented artists in all genres get the recognition they deserve...in fact, one of my fave bands is alt-polka group Brave Combo (saw 'em live and they rocked!)
That's a real polka in the eye. Next they'll be cutting off Musak from the last elevators in old buildings.
We used to polka every year at summer camp in Wisconsin! I guess it was a dance that felt OK for a lodge full of girls to do together...whatever the reason, it was always fun.
The accordian will never die!! It will live on in the German restaurants of Chicago's Lincoln Ave., and in the honkytonks of South Texas with the polka inspired conjunto music of the borderlands!
OMG!! I cannot stop laughing. PBS just did a segment about that song during WWI, I think it was, and how popular it was. I have been to Polish weddings in Cleveland. It was back in the 70's and I had never been to sit down dinner wedding thingy like that in my life. And the dancing! Whew!

My daughter married a Polish guy from Chicago. All of his uncles play the accordion at every family get together and we had to have the polka played at their wedding for them. I was in shock when she first let me in on the deal, but it was damned fun!
Once I finish laughing, I'm going to rescue my lederhosen from the attic. Thanks, Mr. E
Lea: sadly, muzak, like cockroaches, will outlast everything...
mamoore: 'a lodge full of girls' and polka music--sounds like a dangerous combo...
procopius: amen! the only common bond between lincoln ave and south texas--the squeezebox...
MAWB: i love that this music is passed down from generation to generation...
Athena:glad i made ya laugh AND put on lederhosen--a comic's dream--just to clarify, though--Mr. E is a DIFFERENT funny guy than mistercomedy :)
I have more affinity to "Boogie Ooogie Oogie" than I ever will to Polka anything, especially "Too Fat Polka"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugapuCPTHDg