Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney
Location
Washington, District of Columbia, U.S. of A.
Birthday
March 12
Title
Future President
Company
Millionaires R Us
Bio
I'm a person. No, wait, I'm a corporation. Ah, what's the diff.

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Salon.com
NOVEMBER 25, 2011 11:10AM

Why Can't I Be a "Lyin' Ass Bitch?"

 

                                 romney

         

One of the biggest turning points in any politic… Read full post »

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AUGUST 22, 2011 1:23PM

Yes, I'm Building Myself a New House

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Some of you may have read in the paper this morning, if you glanced away from the coverage of the Kim Kardashian wedding fo… Read full post »

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AUGUST 18, 2011 5:12PM

Who Slept With Rick Perry? I Did.

     

A supporter of Ron Paul’s put an ad in the Austin Chronicle today, asking that any people who have slept with Rick Perry come forward.

    

Well, I’m coming forward.

    

No, it’s not like that, you filthy-minded animals.  I/… Read full post »

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AUGUST 14, 2011 4:55PM

When I'm Elected, It Will Be Mourning in America

                 romney 

I’ve spent two more glorious days on the campaign trail.  I’ve gotten to see so many smiling, hopeful faces, from the gleaming white faces of suburbia to the doughy white fa… Read full post »

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AUGUST 12, 2011 10:04PM

My Name Is Romney. Mitt Romney.

      

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Mitt Romney, and I’m going to be the next President of the United States.  The sooner you accept that fact, the better we’re going to get along.

    

Let me admit up front that Mitt is my mi… Read full post »

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