A poem about ending it all

24 hours preceding
drink several gallons of water

tie a knot in your wiener
insert a bell jar bung up your ass

let 22 hours pass

order filet mignon,
rare
wrapped in parma ham with the blue cheese coulis

enjoy  

you are now approaching the foothills
but need direction

take off your shirt

follow the relief map of the Himalayas on your forearm

listen to the voice in your head
not the waiter re the dress code  

armed with the steak knife
cut across the tributary to Kalimpong
being careful to avoid the track to Shimla
 
finally update your Facebook status

It's Complicated