I had to be the bearer of bad news for my Girl Scouts last week. The fundraiser they’d planned – taking pictures at the middle school Halloween dance got the kibosh. Apparently they did not go through the appropriate “committee” and even though they were asked… Read full post »

For 13 years I have lived in a house that invites obsession.  Built in 1900 and thoroughly destroyed when we signed on the dotted line, the house has given me more learning opportunities than a monk in a brothel. Owning a Victorian house is not for the faint of… Read full post »

I’m a mistake-maker.  I’ll admit it.  I have lots of “why did I just say/do/think THAT!!”  One of my first mistakes as a mother was not having children when I was in my 20’s.  I’d be done by now and basking in the glory of a job well-done (or ba… Read full post »

Hi.  My name is Michelle and I’m addicted to the TMZ feature “Good genes or good docs?”  Yes, that’s right – with the regularity of coffee refills and the layer of dog hair that appears on my floor by afternoon every day -  I surf to TMZ to see… Read full post »

I’m going to break some kind of land-speed record for how many times I use the word penis in this post. Just so you are prepared. Those too virginal or squeamish should turn away now. And so we’re all on the same page, junk… Read full post »