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Monsieur Chariot

Monsieur Chariot
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Offering Discreet Tutelage in the Metropolitan Arts to Inquiring Gentlepersons of Variously Misguided Social Persuasions ........................................ monsieurchariot@aol.com

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JANUARY 2, 2009 1:27PM

A Solstice Swoon

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At 3am in the dark'ling gloom
I met the Messenger of Doom!
There in the shadows I could see
a spectre, devil, spook, banshee

Her eyes were cold as outer space
her cheeks bereft of all embrace
her mouth was formed into an "O"
which ululated songs of Woe!

All beauty faded from the air
I heard Death step upon the stair ~
And cow'ring neath the blankets thin
my little room began to spin!

Aloft before my tiny bed
She scrutinized me toe to head
I then saw from her robe emerge
A withered hand clamped on a scourge

She flailed her whip around the room
a cyclone threat'ning to exhume
A swirling, pounding, rushing flood
of rage, regret, of pain, of blood

A storm of horror crashing down
I flailed, I flapped, convinced I'd drown
The Messenger unfurled a squall
and there was no escape at all!

A vortex black and swirled with blue
the Underworld came into view
and down-down-down a twisting hole
the hour ate my quiv'ring soul!

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My mind thus drenched in dread and drear
Conviction rose that Life is Fear!
I saw, as if for the first time
the Horror, Hatred, Sadness, Grime!

The world? Fast on its way to Hell
my job: a farce!
my youth - Farewell!

The lawn was dead
the neighbors: thugs!
The duvet? Surely filled with bugs!

The money burned, the nest egg blown
my teeth on edge
my hairpiece, flown ~

My love life ne'er had taken off
my dancing, sad
my pect'rals - soft!

The cat curled by me purred disease
my top hat crushed
my God: Displeased!

At 3am the world reversed!
The life I'd loved
felt horr'bly cursed
My talents - sham
my blessings, nails
The ladies-of-the-evening: males!

Why wait until the light of day
when Night serves up her black bouquet?
Who needs the Bright for clarity
when Darkness wreathes barbarity
'round every thought, on every deed
on all our dreams now gone to seed?

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So if at 3am you find
The 'Poclypse chomping your behind
afore allowing Death to creep
into your soul - Go back to sleep!
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I'm so glad you're back!!! Now I have to read this but I had to say that first.
I love that Spice Girls song.
This was wonderful! Better than Poe. Funny, scary, sad, poignant, I absolutely love it. I'm going to re-read now, happy that you are here.
This is truly wonderful!
So you couldn't sleep either, huh?
Oh. My. Word.

Welcome back, M. And what an entrance.

Thumbed. Awestruck, even.
---The ladies-of-the-evening: males!---

Arrrrggghhh mate! Anything but that! All the rest I could abide.
Oh my! My dear Monsieur, what a joy to find you here again in the happy halls of blogolalia. We have sorely missed your quill. Er, your writing. I am certain that if you spend a little more time with us, your dreams will improve immeasurably. Either that, or try a tad less of the absinthe before bedtime. Welcome back, my friend, for however brief a time. We have missed you immeasurably.
A Few Lines in Honor of the Return of Monsieur Chariot

Alas! so long we all in pain did wait
And now at last, 'tis true, 'tis doubly sure!
The lifting of a monstrous heavy weight --
A post, a poem, a verse, from Le Monsieur!

In the dark we all did daily wonder
What ill befell the noble Chariot --
Was he still on earth or now down under?
Or foul betrayed by some Iscariot?

Passed days and months, yea, years to us it seemed.
We prayed, we begged, implored the lofty Gods
For return of Chariot. We all dreamed
He'd come again, somehow, against all odds.

And now to our delight again he's back,
Complete with top hat, cloak, and raiment dear.
We dress in joyful white, no more in black,
No eye is dry, no cheek without a tear.

Anon.
Poe with a touch of dark humor. No, not Poe -- Chariot! Loved it! A worthy entry to herald the return of an OS legend!
Magnifique. Here's to longer days, sweeter dreams and unchomped behinds.
Wonderful, funny and wise words to ponder just after our northern, darker solstice. Thank you! Goin’ back to sleep now.
"My love life ne'er had taken off
my dancing, sad
my pect'rals - soft!"

I love that.

I actually love the thing as a whole.

Good work.
Absolutely wonderful, my good fellow. Would you mind if I posted this on my facebook?
My dear Monsieur Chariot, great to see you back! This is a very clever and moving piece like all of your posts.
Good advice for us all. Welcome back.
Sincere gushing, M. Chariot.
Magnifique, Monsieur. Welcome back, and get some sleep.
mishima666 speaks for me: No eye is dry, no cheek without a tear, reading your poem.

You are worth waiting for, Monsieur! I am sorry if indeed you endured such a 3 a.m. (this may have been a story told to you by an unfortunate, so that you could relate it as a warning to others, in your finest prose) but whatever the truth, I'm glad you shared it here.
Perhaps the most brilliant poem I have ever read that courses past the edge of aging. You have it under control if you understand it this well Monsieur! Like everyone, I'm so happy to see you!!!

By the way, Poe's heirs are on the phone...........
Didn't Poe write something called The Gold Bug? This could have been subtitled The Bed Bug.
I completely love this.
I agree--it's wonderful!
Like Shel Silverstein, for adults. I especially loved:
My talents - sham
my blessings, nails
The ladies-of-the-evening: males!
Who says poetry is for sissys? You better be tough to taste these lines. Or as they say in these parts "Set 'em up, Joe, and play Walkin' the Floor"

Poe-etic indeed, my dear Monsieur.
What a delight to get on OS and see that Monsieur Chariot is back! You Monsieur were the topic of conversation this afternoon at a small gathering of OSers. We were lamenting your absence and petitioning the gods for your return. Our prayers have been answered in spades!

As for your poem, what is it about the middle of the night that so invites these dark fatal morbid thoughts that scream at us so relentlessly. You are flawless in your words of poetry that so perfectly describe that sense of terror, doom and death.

And forgive me for my greediness...so thrilled am I to see you back, I'll take ten more poems that speak of death rather than think you might disappear once again.
Le chien se dit: "Enfin!" (with a nod to Baudelaire). C'est magnifique. Encore! Encore!

WOOF WOOF WOOF
My dearest Friends and Writers all
I do appreciate the scrawl
the greetings, praise
the Welcome back
such kind indulgence for a hack!

My dear Monsieur Mistake ~ I am sending a reply regarding your inquiry via private Message!
M. Chariot, what exquisite joy to experience your art once again--your delightful graphics and talented poetry. This place has lacked something of substance during your extended absence.

As always, merci.
Oh oh! Brilliant. Your finger on my poetic nerve!!
I DO believe in ghosts! I DO believe in ghosts!!!
Been a long time! Welcome back!
My Dear Monsieur Chariot ~

What did I tell you...

Un triomphe magnifique!
My goodness! When did you go goth?

At least let me echo praise for this lovely poem before I sink into a slough of despond.

Missed your postings, missed you.
When mon petit pous-pous enters the room, the shadows of the Night disperse! Je t'aime !
Oh my goodness -- this is something! You are surely missed when you are not writing on OS -- Super piece!!
Oh my! He's back - and in rhyme!

For this auspicious occasion, I'll trot out the only French limerick I know, by Edward Gorey:

Les salons de la ville de Triste
Sont vaseux, suraigus, et funestes;
Parmi les grandes chaises
On parle des malaises,
Des éstropiéments, et des pestes.
I've just discovered you and am, like so many others, delighted. Now allow me a to offer a nonliterary tip - a friend told me that a Xanax at bedtime completely banishes middle-of-the night insomniac horrors. If one wants to banish them. When they produce such delightful poetry, I'd probably skip the Xanax.
Oh my! Thank you all again for your notes, poems, and kindnesses. I see so many old and new friends, how very delightful! One only wishes that the original material were half as clever as some of the comments! *Sigh*

With regard to the Xanax recommendation, my dear Mlle Roddick, would this take the place of the bedtime Scotch?
I rue the day when a pill is considered a substitute for the pleasure of beverages--a soothing cuppa tea, or a bracing draught, or the elixir that brings the day to its gentle conclusion. Make mine neat, Monsieur.
Fantastic!

Magnifique!

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You're a legend here and now I know why. This is my first taste but surely won't be my last.
Ah, Monsieur, I confess that I might wash down the Xanax with the Scotch, so I'm obviously not a reliable medical adviser...
Thank you for clarifying - and for your winning sense of humor, my dear Mlle Roddick!
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Quest-ce que vous avez mangez? Je voudrais la meme chose! Parfait.
Monsieur ~You have been sorely missed! Welcome back...

and many thanks for the verse.
Can you really be back?? It's been like 4 months! Welcome back.
My dear writerly friends: thank you for your kind thoughts. I shall sleep quite well tonite methinks!
Don't sleep too well. All of those writerly friends are chanting "more, more, more, more . . . . "

Having had the first course of the banquet, we are ready for the second. It has been a long absence, and The People are hungry.
M. sleep is common, poetry is not.
Oh dear dear dear dear! M. Chariot trembles under the commanding gazes of The Titans! I've always had a bit of a performance anxiety problem, you know...
You are fabulous.

No wait...you are UberFabulous.

...yes...thats almost right.


Exquisite.
welcome back M. Chariot!
You've retained your eloquent touch
How kind of you lovely people to stop by with your lovely encouragements. M. Chariot only hopes that those who have encountered the Messenger of Doom at 3am will know that they are not alone!
I was right there with you at 3:00 am. And it was EXACTLY as you described. This is a true piece of mastery.

Like Sandra---I also heard Shel Silverstein---and I have no higher compliment.

I do try not to gush---but geez---this was great.
Sublime and delightful.
The Messenger of Doom will go away once you start posting on OS again.

I've been trying to reply to your comment on my blog for hours and for whatever reason, I can comment to others but not to my own. In any case, I would be beside myself with glee to invite Monsieur to use my bathroom! (You would have to stay and extra day or two, however, so that I might share the delicacies of the DC Art collections.)
i might be in love with you.
I am surely in love with you mostly because you were my first supporter.
But now, since your last post was so mahvelous, I'm going to throw snails dripping in butter at you. Hope you have those tools to get the get the snails out of the shells. Garlic is included. Just to keep the vampires away.

I did send you a haiku private.
Didn't know you were so popular. What a dude.
Am I really reading this six months late? Lucky me. I've no clue as to why this made the top-rated list today with the PitBulls and Gin Joints, but I'm so glad it did.

I adore this.

And, so timely as I chose NOT to post the godforsaken terrible poem I drafted last night around 2:30AM.

Thank you.