I will never refer to anyone as "sheeple."

I will never finish a paragraph with "Wake Up, America!"

I will never urge anyone to "think about it!" when I make an interesting point.

Unless I am referring to members of the following, I will never call anyone a fascist.

In a similar vein, I will disprove Godwin's Law through the power of fingers dancing over keyboard.

I will never type in all caps.

I will never use more than three exclamation points in a row.

I will never write in lolspeak. (Funny story, I once considered applying for a community moderator position at icanhascheezburger.com. Then I went and looked at their comments section...)

And in conclusion, I will never use the word "repuglican," rethuglican," or any variation thereof. I do, however, reserve the right to call anyone I want a libtard.

note: I suppose I should have started this blog with this post. Several months in is probably a little late. Oh well. At least now we're clear.