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Rev. Dr. Monte Canfield

Rev. Dr. Monte Canfield
Location
Newcomerstown, Ohio, USA
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December 28
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Rev. Dr. Monte Canfield
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Retired Protestant Pastor and Theologian, jointly credentialed in the United Church of Christ and the Moravian Church. Education: BA, MA, M.Div, Thd. Public Service: NY State Office of Executive Development, Management Intern; Federal Exec. Branch: Executive Office of the President, Budget Examiner, Bureau of the Budget; Interior, Director of Energy and Minerals, Bureau of Land Management; Non Profit: Ford Foundation, Deputy Director, Energy Policy Project; Congressional: Director, Office of Special Projects; Director, Division of Energy and Materials, General Accounting Office; Private industry: Vice President, Grow Group, Inc.; Chief Executive Officer, US Paint; Owner, the Energy Center, St. Louis. Christian service: Pastor, First Congregational UCC, Ottawa, Illinois; Pastor, St. Paul's UCC, Port Washington, Ohio; Pastor, Moravian Church, Gnadenhutten, Ohio.

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JULY 31, 2009 3:44PM

"Good Fences make Good Neighbors"

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 Allie, Jake and Gracie.  Since this picture was taken Jake is bigger than both of his half sisters

We were frustrated and angry.  I said, "We'll put in a fence."

"A fence?"

"Yeah, not around everything.  Just on this side, from the front of the porch to the property line, then back to the garage and tie in there.  About 130 feet as I measure it, maybe a little more."

"What kind of fence?"

"I was thinking a tall, 5', chain link.  Something strong but that you can see through."

"Well, I definitely would want to be able to see through it to see what that bitch is doing.  But isn't that pretty expensive?"

"Look, she says she will kill the kittens if they come on her porch again and I believe her.  And you know they probably will go there again before we can catch them because Irene always fed them there before she moved.  So, yes, we will catch the kittens and bring them inside, but I don't know how easy it will be to trap Mama."

"So? I still don't see why we need a fence."

"Because she has told you and everyone else that she has no intention of moving. And even if she does we have had pretty poor luck with those neighbors in that apartment.  More importantly, you know that dog lunges at you every time you walk to the garage. She intentionally puts him so he comes right to the property line and sometimes over. 

I saw that metal stake she puts the chain on.  Its driven in the ground less that a foot.  If that dog pulled that stake out you could never fight off a vicious 100 pound dog and you know it. The Police Chief says he talked to her and she told him to get off her property.  There is nothing he can do until the dog actually hurts someone."

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We had been feeding the Mama cat and her two kittens in our summer kitchen shed. We had a heated water bowl and heated pad they could use for warmth, but they seldom stayed in the shed.  Earlier that spring Sue caught the kittens and we had them spayed and given rabies shots. 

They were about nine months old at the time, calico sisters of the two kitten litter Mama had dropped the prior summer.  We called them Gracie and Allie, for Gracie Allen. I can't remember why.  We did not consider them "our" cats.  They were feral and we already had a cat.

Since we had no doubt that the woman next door would try to kill them, we had to catch the kittens again and bring them inside to be house cats if they would tolerate that.  Sue caught them, brought them inside and they adapted quickly. 

Unfortunately, our old brindled tabby, Divot, hated them and attacked them constantly. Fur flew everywhere and they were terrorized.  Later, after months of trying to figure a way to keep Divot from killing them we gave up and a good friend who had to put her dog down recently took Divot. 

Divot adjusted totally to being the only cat again and is happy. We pay for Divot's vet bills, buy food and litter for her when our friend will let us, and Sue visits our friend and Divot frequently.  Now that Divot is queen again and has no competition, she could not be happier.

Meanwhile, since there was no way we were going to get that renter to move from next door I proceeded with the fence project. First was the land survey which was $450.  I actually got a $200 discount because the surveyor was a friend. I got another friend who was starting a landscaping business to put in the fence as a way to add to the things he could do and then offer that service to his customers. 

Although he had never done a chain link fence before, he did an excellent job and charged me "only" $1250, about half of what others were charging.  So the fence project was $1700.  Vet bills were another $150 for the feral kittens, and we still had the evil woman next door to contend with.  Why?  Because of the dog -- and because before we caught Mama she had another litter.  We didn't know where she was keeping her kittens.

We had started feeding Mama out behind the garage on the alley because the dog would go nuts when he saw her and she would not come around, and the woman next door was threatening to kill her too.  I had no doubt she would poison Mama if she could.

Within two months Mama started showing up out at the garage with two kittens, a light colored calico and a gray and black tabby.  While we had put a nice custom made cat box out with the food and water they seldom got in it, preferring to live in the bushes and under the sheds in the neighborhood.

One morning Sue called me from work, "The cat box and the food and water dishes are gone."

What do you mean 'gone?'"

"They were there when I came home from work last night and they are just gone this morning."

"We both know who took them but there is no way to prove it."

"I know.  But now I am worried about the kittens. If she sees them you know what she will do. They can scoot right under the fence in several places.  I've seen them do it."

We agreed that we had all the cats we needed and that we would try to find a home for the kittens.  So we called around to see if we could find anyone to take them. That did not work out.

A week later.

"The calico hasn't been around all week."

We looked around the neighborhood several times but never saw the calico again and have no idea whether the woman next door had caught it and killed it or if something else happened to it.  Again, we had a theory and no proof.

Meanwhile, Mama had started rejecting the gray tabby, swiping at him if he came to eat and hissing and running him off.  He was almost three months old and we had watched Mama do the same to Gracie and Allie at about the same age. 

Mama's hormones were kicking in and she was likely to go into heat again shortly.  It was time to catch her if we could and have her spayed. Eventually we caught her in a humane trap and had her spayed and given a rabies vaccine.

The little gray tabby was ultra friendly, loud and demanding of attention from Sue, totally unlike his calico sister who was shy and skittish before she vanished.  Whenever the garage door was opened in the morning he was waiting for attention, running to her and crying all the time.  She would pick him up, pet him and then get into the car.  Soon he was jumping into the car as soon as she opened the door.

He would wait for her in the afternoons and as soon as she got home he would follow her car into the garage and yell his head off for attention.  She was trying desperately to not get attached to him.  But he started following her to the house and the dog next door would lunge and bark and claw at the ground and sometimes the fence.

I had more words with the woman about chaining the dog too close to the fence, which was 6" inside my property line.  She screamed at me and I gave up and called the Police.  They spoke to her again and told her I would press charges if the dog kept tearing at my new fence.  I heard her screaming at them but the next day the stake was a couple of feet further from the fence.

Meanwhile we gave up trying to convince ourselves that we could not take in one more kitten, which is how we got Jake. He decided he was an inside cat and was never going to be alone again from the moment we set him down on the kitchen floor. He quickly started following his half sisters around demanding their attention too.  

I named him Jacob because the Jacob of the Bible was a charmer and a scoundrel and Jake is growing into the name very well.  He is loving, gets in trouble all the time, charms the socks off of everyone and then gets into more trouble  -- just like his namesake did.

Through all of this commotion and anger and frustration with the woman next door I had been talking to her landlady about her. The landlady told me that she would do nothing about her until something happened that I could prove. It never did.

But, adding in the vet costs for Jake, when the dust settled the woman had cost us about $2000. 

And, wouldn't you know, only a few months after we took in Jake the woman moved.  I don't know why she moved but we were relieved to say the least.

Today, we have a new neighbor, another renter, a very nice single man in his 40s who has two cats!  We often talk over the fence, almost always about loving cats.  Right now I figure if every conversation we have is worth, say, $1, we should pay for the fence in about half a century or so.

I am gradually more able to look at the fence and not see dollar signs, but hey, "Good fences make good neighbors."

Or do they?

 

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They do. Even the best neighbors are made better with a fence.
Hey friend, I loved this story. Animals make our lives so much better and I wish we could train people to be as wonderful. Nice to see you again. Great kitties!
Wow! Beautifully told, and what a hateful person! I hope some of you and Sue rubbed off on her, but I'm doubtful.
A wonderful post, Monte. I just do not understand such miserable cruel people as your former neighbour. I am sorry about the calico going missing. I only she came to a quick end if that is what (likely) happened.

I think good fences make good neighbours -- they're a symbol of privacy and respect.
Sometimes it takes a fence to make a neighbor appreciate the good neighbor who lives next to them, plus it keeps the pets saver, too.

Terrific picture of your cats... "watching the world go by"

- rated
I couldn’t help but think of Robert Frost’s “Mending Wall” while reading this funny and moving piece. You already know how we feel about kitties—and orphaned strays, for that matter. Bless you for caring for the unwanted and the vulnerable, and thanks be to God that the wicked witch moved.

—Melissa
Why are people so mean? I can't imagine killing an animal (especially a pet) unless it was really endangering someone's life eminently.
Great story! Love me some kitties! We adopted a stray and he's brought so much love in our home. Almost ready for another one!
Good neighbors are priceless.
Fences absolutely make good neighbors.

I am sorry for whatever happened to the calico. I have no idea why people are cruel but it seems as though animals and cats in particular tend to get the worst treatment. I'm glad that neighbor is gone and hopefully is somewhere she can't hurt cats. All of my cats have been adopted strays and it sickens me to think of someone hurting them.

On an entirely unrelated note, I wish you wouldn't call evil people "witches" for the same reason you shouldn't call people who are evil "Christians", refer to haggling as "Jewing down" or say that stupid things are "totally gay". It's another term which degrades and gives a false impression of what the word actually means. The witches I've known (those who practice Wicca) are often vegetarian and would never dream of hurting a cat. It's against everything they stand for. I realize this will probably strike you and many other people as being an odd request but I try to pay attention to my words so as not to belittle entire groups of people. Thank you and otherwise excellent post. Rated.
Hearing how she threatened the cats, its no wonder her dog was so nasty. It breaks my heart to think of ANY animal in HER home. Unfortunately, I am not surprised. Last summer, my sister-in-law's dog was shot by a neighbor when it roamed into his yard. The eleventh circle of Hell is for people who are cruel to animals.

Thanks for being one of the "good guys" and saving those cute little kitties from that mean ole wench.
I'd have gone for a high solid wood fence myself. Interesting how people's dogs take on their personalities. The dog next door was probably cool before the neighbor got him. This read like a good mystery or suspense story. Glad everything worked out.
Whenever I see this quote I'm reminded of French class. The teacher said, "Make love not war" in French and asked for a translation. One student wrote "Make love not walls" (le mur - wall, l'amour - love).

I like fences, but I think it is a shame that you were forced into putting one up. At one house that I lived, my cat used to climb the 7 foot chain link fence quite easily.
They certainly make neighbors more tolerable sometimes. Good story, and lovely cats. I miss being able to have a cat...or coyote snacks as they are known in this part.
I'll come back after dinner and respond to each one individually, but thought I should say that R..Lady makes a good point and I am going to fiddle with the language and try to use something else that conveys the same idea without using "witch." I don't know any Wiccans personally, but do not want to stereotype anyone. My generation grew up on the Wizard of Oz and I may be trapped in the language. But will attempt to get out. I was going to use "bitch" like Sue did, but have the impression that men aren't supposed to say it while women can. Anyway, RL is right even though Wicca never crossed my mind when I wrote this.

Monte
What an odious woman you had next door. Thanks for being so kind to those animals. The wife and I are suckers for critters.
I feel sorry for people who are so miserable that their sole purpose in life seems to be to inflict misery on others. I'm glad she finally moved. Plant some pretty morning glories along the fence so you don't keep seeing the dollar signs. Love the picture of the cats. Those calicos are gorgeous!
Nice story Monte! It reminded me of all the cats we had when the kids were growing up. Cats are like kids in that regard--they're a pain in the butt, but they're yours and you put up with their idiodyncracies. Rated
If I could just raise the money for a nice fence, perhaps with a pretty trellis topper for the Clematis. Someday...

The kitty boys, Teaser and the Firecat approve of this post and send some of their Salmon kitty treats to Allie, Jake and Gracie.
what a fabulous story, Monte. My ex and his girlfriend have caught several of the feral cats in their neighborhood and had them neutered. They rescued one of the kittens who had been viciously attacked, nursed it back to health, and adopted him.
I'm trying to remember the Robert Frost poem about walls.
Wait a minute, I know where it is:
Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offense.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall,
That wants it down.'
From "Mending Wall" by Robert Frost
I think you should call this A Tale Of 100 Cats
you are such good caring people!
Hey, BBE: generally I am not one who is much for fences, but this part of one became a necessity in my eyes.

Patricia: thanks for dropping by. I have not spent as much time here as usual, other priorities and all that, but good of you to drop by.

HL: I think that cats and dogs, while very different, can both do one thing very well: provide love and support to us without ever judging us unless we treat them poorly. People can learn much from them. I LOVED your post today!

Emma, always good to find you here. Your comment is much appreciated.

gm: thanks. Yeah, the cats are pretty cute and I can't tell you how long it took to get even one picture where all three were sitting still, together, at the same time! That window is a west facing one and I have since put a piano bench there which is the same height as the sill. In the winter it is a favorite place for them to "catch some BTUs and cat nap."

Greg: If we had any clue at the meanness of some people we could make a lot of money. For a long time I did not believe that there were many simply evil people in the world. But now I know that there are more than we think; we just don't often have to deal with them in a close environment.

Melissa: Lorraine found it and posted it in her comment below. I now understand your point exactly. Just read your second chapter on your adopted starling fledglings and loved it!

Thanks, Fab for reading and commenting. We have seldom been without two or three cats. Divot, the older cat, about 10 at the time, was the last of four cats we had at one time. The irony of her hatred of Allie and Gracie was that when she was a kitten and we took her in after she was dumped at the golf course in Ottawa, Illinois, was that the three older cats adopted her. We were hoping she would be happy to see some other cats. But that was a total misjudgment on our part.

Hey, Chuck, Good neighbors are priceless. Often though they are also rare. We have very nice neighbors on the west and the new guy on the right is very nice too. Maybe we are in for a time of friendship on both sides, something I would welcome and cherish.

RLady: thanks for your kind comments. It sounds like you too have spent some time taking in strays and vagabonds. I appreciate your heads up on the use of language. Mea culpa. I didn't even notice it and have corrected the copy.


sinolez: I am sure that the dog was not only mean but was specifically trained to be so. I can't imagine how I would feel or what revenge might be in my heart is someone shot my dog. After a while our pets become family to many of us. Thanks for your comments.

Thanks, Jim. appreciate your comments. Around here there are a few folks who have the solid wood fences, but most can't afford them. But surely we all do what we can to stop the interference of meddling neighbors. In this case we wanted to keep an eye on her. Her front porch was only about ten feet from our back door.

marcelleqb: "Make love, not walls" makes a lot of sense to me too. I am sure that most cats can climb chain link if they put their minds to doing so. The kittens were very tiny then and because the lot is not flat there were numerous places where they could get under the fence. I am just glad that Jake survived.

Buffy:There are large red tailed hawks here in the hills and they have been known to take kittens and even larger cats from time to time. "hawk snacks" are rare but not any nicer to contemplate than "coyote snacks. For a long time we let our cats go in and out routinely. Now it is total inside cats for us.

Hi, Kevin: keep being a sucker for critters. It shows how big your heart is.

Lisa: I feel sorry for them in the abstract, but when you are trying to deal with one of those types in the flesh mostly you feel like throttling them. Morning glories are everywhere around here so they will likely grow on the fence on their own!

Thanks, Walter. I think you hit the nail on the head. Cats ARE a pain in the butt yet they can also be infinitely enjoyable and loving too. Jake is certainly a PIA, but he is very loving and wants lots of affection too. They are a bit of an enigma, aren't they.

Susanne: with your green thumb one or two Clematis could likely cover the entire 130 feet! Thanks your feline boys for sharing their treats with my three!

Thank you so much, Lorraine. Glad you are reading and spending some time here. I think lots of us will thank you for finding that poem. Through the years we have had several feral cats neutered too. If you don't do that it doesn't take long before a village like this one can be overrun. The mother of our three was one of four born back around the summer of 03 and she was the only one that survived. Feral cats don't live all that long because of getting run over, getting killed by dogs and I imagine, but can't prove, getting poisoned by a lot of people who cannot stand feral cats. I know that people do poison them because they brag about it. Since they can't shoot them in the village they just poison them. I hate that more than I can say.

Thanks for the reading and the comments, folks.

Monte
Thanks, Kathy. You must have commented when I was working on my replies. Much appreciate the visit and the kind words.

Monte
Well done! Rated. I have had to deal with bad neighbors, in the country, and it's not nice at all. I've also had very nice neighbors who still couldn't keep their dogs from getting into our pasture and digging deep holes going after the gophers.

What makes a bad neighbor? It's hard to tell when you have cat people next to dog people, owners next to renters. I'm just glad that your problem moved away and that your new neighbor is more agreeable.
I am usually against euthanizing...
... but in this case I think your neighbor should just be put down.
Monte,
Great story. I kinda think that they need to be good neighbors before the fence is built. When my mom used that phrase it was meant as being freindly to the nieghbors but not pestering with being too friendly, coming over to the point where you lost your privacy.
That woman who moved is her own worst enemy. Her life, no matter where she goes, will be bad. The dog is her spirit and that spirit is mean and ugly.
You are a beautiful man to spend that money for helpless animals.
Bless you, my friend.
This is a lovely piece, Monte. Thank you--for writing and sharing with all of us, and for loving and caring for strays. It's so needed.

BTW, how are you feeling lately? I so relate to your fiery feet problem--mine do that, too, due to peripheral neuropathy after a back fusion that didn't go too well. So give us an update when you can, please. Rated. D
I have a wee comment on the use of terms that diminish - a friend of mine is visiting Bali, sending wonderful emails each day. She has always deplored my blue language. Now, the names of places there have a certain ring to them and I decided to exchange my bad words for the names of places. If you, too, are so afflicted, you might want to pick up a big atlas or the National Geographic (there is always one nearby isn't there?) and chose your secret bad words.
This reminds me of the neighbor we had when I was about 7. He was an outspoken Christian, and threatened to kill our cat if it intruded in his garden again.

We had a better resolution to the problem, though - Mom asked him what Jesus would do. Never heard another word about the cat.
Glad you saved the kitties. I've always been more of a dog person but cats keep adopting me...of course I love them too. Some neighbors just need the boundary of a fence.
What lovely kitties! I have six at home, all rescues, and feed three ferals at work, all neutered and vaccinated, and have a rehabbed feral in my art gallery. And what a rotten nasty neighbor lady. That said, outdoor cats do not stay at home, and others have the right to not want them on their property. She shouldn't have been vindictive, and although she was in the moral wrong, she was not legally wrong. At least as far as not wanting cats on her porch. I'm lucky that my neighbors like me and at least tolerate my brood, because I'm not bringing that much felinity into my house! Great post, and good luck with these wonderful and well-loved cats.
That's a wonderful story. You're a terrific man, you know that Monte? I'm glad that the majority of those kittens found a good home.

Plus, honestly, CHAINING the dog? Yuck. Your neighbor was a bad egg.
You are a kind soul of the very best sort. I am glad peace has returned to your neighborhood. We had to put chicken wire around our garden at camp this summer to keep out bunnies and deer. I thought it looked ugly so the campers decorated it with prayer flags that they made...it's now the most beautiful and joyful fence I have ever seen.
Fences made of barbed wire that's tied into the mains make good neighbours *grins*

Gorgeous cats, and I bet it's a lovely homecoming seeing all those faces at the window.
Gosh Monte--it's almost as if the timing of what happened wasn't up to you!

Terrific piece. In every way. Jim is right---it does read like a mystery story. A really good one.
Great story. I enjoyed every word. Beautiful cats. Chalk approves.
Thanks, Zuma, I always start with the assumption that neighbors are nice. With this lady I started by offering to mow her little patch of grass for her when I mowed mine since I had done that for almost all the neighbors there and her landlord almost never mowed it and she told me to mind my own business. It sort of went downhill from there. I am not one who is a cat person/anti dog type. I love dogs too. But we find it much easier to care for cats especially when we toured so much on the motorcycles. We have had a few bitter old neighbors in that rental, but many have been nice. Its kind of a roll of the dice. The biggest problem is that there is no space between the houses, about 10 feet between our back door and that porch.

Hi, Tijo, I have to admit I had those thoughts too.

O'stephanie, that was kind of my idea of fences too. We were taught to respect privacy growing up. It is harder when they live so close. The dog was OK around her but she had it trained to go after people. Thanks for your kind comments about our helping strays.

Thanks, Yarn Over. My erythromelalgia and peripheral neuropathy are no worse. I still get a flare up every night and occasionally in the day time if I am not very careful not to do things that trigger it. The docs at the Cleveland Clinic have not linked it to anything worse, which is a blessing; but there is little known about the syndrome and no cure. Pain meds help but do not eliminate it. Mornings are hell for a few hours and then I can hobble around pretty good. Thanks for asking.

Hi, Elizabeth. That is an interesting suggestion. I will look it up. I was not trying to "diminish"; the Wicked Witch of the East comes from the Wizard of Oz and I picked it up as a child. I just screwed up. It is not in my nature to intentionally demean anyone.

Owl, as we both well know there is nothing like a self righteous Christian who is on a rant for ignoring the basic teachings of Jesus. She was not a practicing Christian; meanness just came naturally. Your Mom was right. We were not aware that the kittens were going on her porch and we asked her not to kill them and give us a week to catch them; and she told us to go to hell; that she would kill them, period. Usually threats are empty but it was pretty clear to us that hers may well not have been. We did manage to catch them over the next three days.

Hey, JR, good to hear from you. I am afraid you are right, although even without the money issue I did not like the idea of a fence. If we did keep a dog I would like one just so the dog could have a large yard to run in. Around here so many are kept on very short chains and neglected totally. I hate that, but it is legal to do it.

Yes, she was legally within her rights, Pepper. My cats are kept indoors at all times. But what got to me was not that she was right but that she would not allow us time to solve the problem and would not even talk to us reasonably about it. Her way of talking to everybody was to yell at them. Your interest in rescuing stray cats is wonderful.

Hi, Odette, she kept the dog in the house about half of the time. The chain was used because he was such a large and vicious dog. She liked to time putting it out when Sue was going to work because she knew that Sue would have to walk to the garage along the path between the houses and the dog could then intimidate Sue. It was scary. We used to carry a piece of pipe with us to and from but it would have likely been useless with a 100 pound dog coming at you full speed.

Thanks, MM, for the kind words. We have rabbit problems too with the garden and from time to time when it is bad enough I use chicken wire. It works. What a clever way to teach the campers about how a fence can be made to look nice. Right now we have a family of new bunnies living under a big weigelia out back. They are really cute and can't hurt anything growing here this late in the season.

Well, UK, at least she didn't make meth and love all night long.
!!! See. I still remember your problems with those neighbors upstairs. Did that problem ever get solved? I really loved Divot, still do. We ended up trying to live in a split house with Divot living in the kitchen and the basement and the other cats having the front of the house and the upstairs. It didn't work because Divot would blast out of the kitchen if we opened the door and go hunting for the kittens. She was obsessed. It was hard to give her up after 10 years because we had her first, but it did work out giving her to our friend, even though we did not want to part with her. Some cats, we learned, will never adjust, but it is not common.

Webbigail, thanks for the comments. The cats all wait for Sue to come home by sitting in the back kitchen windows. They have an amazing internal clock that never fails them.

Yeah, Roger, the timing was awful for our pocketbooks but there is no way to know. Who knows, if the new neighbor, Allen, moves we might get another rotten neighbor or a good one. I am used to the fence now and have gotten over how much we spent. Thanks for the generous comments.

Gary, if Chalk approves then all is right with the world. I am guessing that Chalk has adapted well to his new home. Have you written about that yet? It would be nice to get an update on him.

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Thanks again, everyone who has read and commented, and to our silent readers as well. I did not think this little story would take off, and was shocked to see it got an EP, the first for me since last December. But I am glad to have it.

You all are just great.

Monte
Wow, what a bitch. Tell you what, if she says anything about the cats, tell her you'll kill her dog and put it on the porch if it crosses into your property. Then show her the shotgun you bought to do it and say you'll use it on the bitch.

Make sure the gun is unloaded. It would be illegal for you to go to her with a loaded weapon, but if it's unloaded, it's okay.

Of course, don't specify which bitch you'll kill. =)

No, seriously, you can't do that, but it would be nice to. One of the nice things about being a male is that if you say something like that to anyone, they will take you seriously. You don't even need the shotgun as a prop. Just saying, okay, if you're going to kill my pets when they go on your property, I will do the same. I wonder what your bitch's brains would look like spilled out on my lawn.
Was so worried things wouldn't work out as i read this suspenseful tale. I say, "Good people make good neighbors."
Monte...great story and I am glad the unreasonable person move out. Now she is probably making someone else's life miserable.

You are a good animal person!
Please catch mama cat and get her neutered. I wish no harm to any creature, but interfering in the lives of feral cats--including feeding and sheltering them--ultimately leads to greater misery.
I love that you take care of these cats so fiercely. Reminds me of my dad so much. Cats would just show up in our yard - we already had a dog - and my dad would always say, "don't feed it, it will never leave." Five minutes later he was always the first one picking up the cat and bringing it inside. I have fond memories of Nefertiti, Truman, Bess & Scarlett.
A lovely story, Monte. I'm glad it has a happy ending.
Well, Tony, I can't say I didn't want to strangle her, but I would not have gone quite that far. It worked out in the end, although I have my suspicions about the little female calico.

Hi, Lea, love your line, "Good people make good neighbors." Right now we have that on both sides of us, so that is a new blessing.

Thanks, Gary, for commenting. I have thought about where she went and wondered who she was making miserable since. But am honestly thankful it is no longer Sue and me.

Hi, Mark, I think you missed where I said that we did catch Mama , "Mama's hormones were kicking in and she was likely to go into heat again shortly. It was time to catch her if we could and have her spayed. Eventually we caught her in a humane trap and had her spayed and given a rabies vaccine." In this village most feral cats are abandoned by owners, have lots of litters until someone poisons them. I will feed them and if I can catch them have them neutered, but almost inevitably they will be gone within a year probably from poisoning. I think that showing a skinny miserable animal that is basically an abandoned pet some TLC is not the same as taking in a bunch of wild animals who know how to fend for themselves.


dorelvis: It was a challenge that we were able to meet. In the future it will be hard to decide what to do since we will not take any more cats into the house. Three is plenty. Right now no cats are coming around and we do not ever put food down to encourage them, but do pay attention if they come begging.. Mama had about a year when she was free of having kittens two or three times a year. She was happy, got healthy, gained some weight and was a bouncy cat. She stopped coming around about a year later and I imagine she was killed. But we tried to make her life as good as we could.

Thanks, Rob, for reading and commenting. Happy endings are always good, and are not guaranteed, but this one turned out all right.

And thanks to all who read and who read and commented. Much appreciated.

Monte
Thanks Cindy. much appreciated. Hope you and the husband are doing a bit better. Send me a PM if you would and bring me up to date. You guys have been in my prayers.

Monte
So glad you have warm, snuggly cats today and one fewer crazy neighbor.
Thanks, Verbal. Said so suscinctly it is clear we came out in the end with the best of the bargain.
What a huge heart you two have. Good people make good neighbors, and your new neighbor is incredibly blessed. As are your cats!
Thanks, annette. Those are sweet and kind comments. Our cats have told us that they will allow us to live with them for a while longer so we both appreciate that. They are a pain and a joy and the excitement is in never knowing which will come next. When Jake jumps from the floor to the keyboard I am finally trained that he thinks I have been on the computer long enough, and its time for a little TLC, damnit!

I think as long as they think we are still teachable they won't kick us out.

Monte
My first thought was to kill the dog!!
What a wonderful story, even though I already knew the history. I hope it wasn't Gene's "cat house" that was stolen? Anyway, Freman's roommate moved out and left a cat which was feral and six kittens. He is going to keep one of the kittys, but has to find a home for the other five.....hint, hint, hint.
MAWBlogging: Mine too, but that would still leave the woman who was threatening to kill the kittens. Hummmmm.......

Sig: I think you knew that was Gene's cat house and I have not had the nerve to tell him, so ssshhhhuuuuuuuhhhhhh.

Thanks for commenting, ladies.

Monte
Monte,
God has given you food for thought here, that's for damn sure.
And he is just as complex and infuriating
to our meagre human moral reasoning as
you , sir, have always warned us he can be
when he puts his thinking cap on.

I note with satifaction that my name
is carried on....

James (Jacob)
Yeah, sometimes Jake does remind me of you. If the woman next door was a test from on high she was a formidable one.

Thanks for commenting. Take care, friend.

Monte
Aaahhh, Jake sounds just like our Seb. We rescued him three and a half years ago from the wild streets of London and he settled right in straight away. Rated!
This is a well-told, even gripping story.

I am not as good as you, Monte. That neighbor would have made me cross-eyed.

Lucky cats, who have you for caretakers!
I'm late to this post, friend, but I'm glad I stopped by. I don't even bother to tally up what my pups and cats have cost over the years. If I did, well...
Anywhoos, no matter the cost, pets are like kids. They pay back what they owe at least 100 times with love.
Rated.
Congrats on the EP, Monte, and thanks for a wonderful story. We have three indoor cats also and that seems to be a good number. Also have one that has been living on our porch, and we have been talking about having him fixed and bringing him inside, but I sense that our cats would be about as accepting of him as Divot was of your Gracie and Allie. Glad your horrid neighbor finally moved - makes you all the more appreciative of your new one I suppose. I used to hate fences, but the older I get, the more I see their usefulness in certain situations.
Hi, Cym: Isn't it neat when a stray really appreciates what you do for him like Jake and your Seb have? They know what it is like to be on their own and are very grateful for what they get. Only Allie ever had an interest in getting out, in the next spring and she was going nuts wanting to chase birds. She got out once but came home within an hour and has never tried to escape again or ever even hinted that she wanted to. I think just getting out told her that if was no longer a life she wanted, but, hey, nobody can read a cat's mind! Independent little buggers.

Thanks, Greg. That neighbor made my BP go up a lot of points a lot of time, but Sue was the one who surprised me: she was furious with the woman and Sue's instincts about protecting the defenseless really kicked into gear.

Gracie, you are never late to my posts. I know about the cost but it has always been worth it. What irritated me was that the costs were not because they were sick but because of the threat from another human. Jake has these bumps that form on his lips and under his chin caused by allergies and possibly auto immune issues called eosinophilic granuloma and it has been expensive to try different meds to stop it, and he may be on a low dose steroids all his life, but he is such a sweetie and there is no way we are not going to take the best care of him we can. They are like kids, indeed, and the love payback is priceless.

Thanks, Dusty. I had not had an EP or a Cover since last November so this totally shocked me. But I am glad I did. I was starting to wonder if the Editors even knew I still published around here. Three cats are handleable. For some reason when we had four in the house at once it was a much greater problem with clean up, etc. Doesn't make sense, but we found it to be the case. We had one like your fourth and did have him fixed, tried him inside and he was just not happy at all, never. Gave up and let him stay feral. Like most feral cats he didn't last too long and we don't know what happened to him. But he was clearly happiest left to his own devices except for food and occasional companionship. The new guy is VERY nice and we are lucky to have him as a neighbor.

Kay: good to have you come by. I don't write as often, mostly once a week or one religious and one post on another topic. I am doing more outside of OS. Sometimes I feel guilty about that, mostly because I do not read here nearly as much as I did. But I really am enjoying reading books again, catching up on my magazine subscriptions and spending more time actually listening to my music rather than having it just in the background. I also love spending a few hours with Sue each evening without interference from my OS obsession. Balance is better for me, but the guilt will always be there about not reading more. I have too many guilt buttons but they are not likely to go away at my age!!1

Thanks once more to all who have read and all who have read and commented. You are all great friends and it is much appreciated by me, and by the cats!

Monte
Yep! I've lived various scenarios of this scene way too many times!
Bless you for what you do!
Interesting bio......I've added you as one of my favorites.
Hi, marn: Thanks for the comments. I appreciate being added to your favorites list. I will do the same with you. I still refer to that list as a friends list, like it used to be called before the editors changed it.

Monte
It sounds like your former neighbor needs an exorcism.
wow Monte, I feel so blessed that we've always had good neighbors. If even you couldn't get through to this woman,surely noone can.
We still have our cat, Shylo, that was a stray who adopted us when we were newlyweds 9 years ago. Our aging neighbor used to complain that Shylo went in his card but after we give him rides and now share our lettuce from our garden he has decided to let our cat roam.... great writing and lovely story
oops... our cat went in his yard (not card) of course
You know, Steve, of all people I should have thought of exorcism! But didn't. I guess that liberal theology just doesn't link that behavior with demons, but had I thought about it.................hummmmmm ;-)

YH: good to hear from you and hope you and yours are fine.
Shylo has a good gig going, nice home, lots of love and good parents, what's not to like?

Thanks for your comments, both of you.

Monte
This is wonderful! Too bad there are so many nasty people in the world. Glad you have a great neighbor now and your cats are adorable!
Thanks, Pamela, we are very blessed to have good neighbors on both sides now, and I hope the renter on the right can hold on to the apartment a long time. The larger apartment in the same house has been a good neighbor for a long time and has lived there about 9 years so I think they are keepers too.

JK: good to have you visit and comment. I will take a look at your latest post. Sorry you were bitten but at least you have the cat quarantined, so chances are excellent you will not have to endure the shots. Around here if you can't find the animal that has bitten rabies shots are mandatory. Glad to find another who cares about feral animals.

Monte
You ever get another neighbor like that one with a vicious dog, give me a call. I'll take care of it. I hate people like that.
Amazing how a kitten can worm its way into your heart before you have time to build up your defenses. =o) Jake sounds like a survivor--he knew exactly who he needed to charm.

And Hooray! Nasty neighbor and nasty dog moved away! I've had some neighbors I was very glad to see the back of, especially the guy who played his TV loud enough to be clearly heard in neighboring buildings. Past eleven p.m. on weekends. Finally, his next door neighbor called the police on him one night at three a.m. when he was shouting at and hitting his girlfriend.

Fortunately, the neighbors I have now are nice, quiet, and don't threaten to hurt my indoor kitties.
I'm glad you and Sue cared enough to fight for,care for, help those kitties. I'm working on a photo essay about our cats and neighborhood, mostly focused on John, the elderly man across the street who feeds an entire giant bag of kibbles to all the cats, every day. And the squirrels, SKUNKS, raccoons - it's the only place where I have seen a cat, a skunk and a raccoon just dining together.

He's the nicest guy, and just LOVES cats. So, one of my cats just lives there in the warm months. Summer Camp? Vacation Bible School?
The other one eats all day between our small gift of crunchies and the bounty across the street.
I guess it's sort of the opposite of your experience, but mostly because you can't fence a cat.
No fences here, in a small suburban neighborhood, although many people are, well, pissed off at the skunk parade that sashays to John's yard.
I tried once to talk to him about the , y'know, side effects of his generosity, but he's too nice to even approach the subject! And he's living his life - his wife is severly immobilized by , I think, late stage Parkinson's with something else, and seeing how he cares for her the few times she leaves the house is pertinent. He's lived in that house for over 50 years, so, god damn it, I'm going to let Dr. Doolittle have his Teddy bear's picnic!
He's earned the right, I think.
Monte, I swear, you can write anything, whether scriptural exegesis or a good, and provocative, story. Congrats on the well-deserved EP.
I am sure that you would do a whole lot better convincing her than I did. Sometimes my own "dog collar" makes it very difficult to tell people what I really think of them. ;-)

Hey, Incandescent, CATS: we have yet another thing in common. I have been to Phoenix and have noticed those walls. I always wondered how hot it must get in those patios without the benefit of breeze. Probably whether or not a fence like that makes sense is based not only on the tradition of the region but also on the personality of the owner of the house. If privacy is numero uno then they make sense. In my case I come from the plains originally where you could see to the horizon almost anywhere you were, and while privacy was prized we figured that was what the house was for. Small town America then, and mostly now, has few fences, and those mostly to allow dogs to run, simple chain link fences offering no real privacy. And mostly we know our neighbors, often go to church with them, see them in the cafe, and at the grocery and drug stores, read about them in the weekly newspaper. So I like what I grew up with, and am now growing old with. Besides, its far easier to yell at the neighbor to ask him to come help me with some thing I am fixing on my motorcycle when I can see him doing nothing in his back yard. Thankfully, he never minds.


Hi, Shiral, yep, it takes very little for a kitten to get to me. I am a real softy when I get one look into a kitten's eyes. When Jake first came inside he used to jump on my lap when I was in the Lazy Boy and burrow his head between my arm and belly and be fast asleep in a heartbeat. Who would not fall for that? Glad you have nice neighbors, and delirious that we now do. Since a dog almost killed one of our cats back in St. Louis, around 1994, all of our cats have been house cats. One of them, Puff, when he got very old and for about two years before he died enjoyed being outside in a large pet cage, about 3x4 that we kept on a table under a tree. I never could see why since he had three stories of house, including basement to roam in but they would beg to go lay in that cage on hot summer days. He, and two of his buddies, is buried there.

Aim: what a great comment. I like John already. Since in this hill country village and with high forested hills not a block from my front door and the river two blocks from my back door we have the full menagerie of animals traipsing through here all the time anyway: deer, raccoon, skunk, rabbits, a whole family growing up under a huge bush in the back yard, squirrels, feral cats and such it would not bother me at all to have John enjoy his Disney moments. Tell your neighbors that the skunks will be there with or without John. At least that is true around here. It is not uncommon to see them roaming around in the early evening feeding on bugs.


Why, thank you, Mama Lou. That is very kind of you to say. Glad that you enjoyed this post.

Thanks again, everyone! You are just great people, every one of you.
Loved this Monte. I have to say, recently, I've come to love fences. Well, properly constructed fences.
That's the thing about pets -- The pets themselves can be free, but it's still expensive to keep them! (Well worth it, in my humble opinion.)
Hi, Julie and Faith: good to see you both here. The fence that I have on one side is fairly common here in this village. I bet that there is a story behind each one, just like mine. Somebody could not get along with somebody else. I tried really hard to reason with the woman but she was beyond control. I remember thinking that I was blessed not to live inside of her head. It must be awful to be angry all the time.

I hate the think about what our pets have cost us, but I just do it and live with it because they are part of the family. Their unconditional love has always been worth it.

Thanks,

Monte
You two are surely cat lover, how nice of you to make sure they all got homes, even if it was yours. And to take care of the mother, from having more.
What an awful neighbor. You have to watch that dog. Those stake don't hold them back like most people think, mostly large dogs. My yellow lab I used to have, pulled a stake completely out of the ground, and I had it all the way into the ground. He was only on a lead during hunting seasons, most of the time was loose because I lived on a farm.
Good luck with the neighbor. Hope for the best. She sure has cost you some money, but hopefully soon you can have some peace of mind too.
Great post, wonderful read..
Thanks, fireeyes, everything is much better now and settled and the new neighbor that is living where that woman was is a fine guy.

Monte
One bad neighbor can spoil the whole bloke. I dream of the day that I can afford to fence in my backyard and I LIKE my neighbors. Jake sounds like a born entertainer. Sorry to be so late to this Monte, but I've been sooooo busy lately. Still, a great read and I'm glad your story got all this attention. I know that has to feel good. And an EP!
Thanks, Mike. As I mentioned early I had not had an EP since last November so I was shocked. Then it was on the front page, with the picture of the cats from Friday evening until Monday morning. I am amazed that they picked anything I write, and am shocked at the page views, almost 2700, which is more than twice most of my posts. Say what we will being on the Cover does automatically create reads, even though I had to be told by someone else that I had made the cover because I hardly ever look at it. But I am thankful for the EP and the Cover.

Jake is a lover. Jake sometimes is a terror. And he is always amazing. Where ever he is in the house if I play a Sinatra CD he comes running, jumps on top of the equipment cabinet and sits and listens to it. If I put on any other music he ignores it. Go figure.

Anyway, all's well that ends well.

If all this happened this spring we would not have been able to put up the fence, too expensive, so things do fall into place at the right time now and then. We came into a little unexpected bonus money about the time all this was happening which totaled about 3/4 of what we spent on this episode.

Thanks for commenting, Mike. And you are never "too late" to come and read my stuff.


Monte
Man, I think you ought to have Danni California cut that mean ol' crab's front yard for her. ;-) She deserves it.
Thanks, Apache. Got your PM and will take a look a little later on.

Monte
Well, you really had no choice here! You could always plant some flowering vines that will climb and adorn the coldness of a chain link fence. And now you have a great new neighbor who would probably appreciate that as well. So happy he brought his own cats into the family of neighboring kitties. That was some very good karma that replaced the frustration of the old, angry neighbor. Sometimes fences are necessary... the ones you build yourself and the ones you cannot see.
Thanks, Cathy. This is a wise conclusion: "Sometimes fences are necessary... the ones you build yourself and the ones you cannot see." Thank you for adding that. It seems alarmingly peaceful on both sides of the house these days. But I have to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop and just be thankful that it is.

Monte
Thanks for your comments, Rebecca. The difficult thing with having a rental apartment only a few feet from our back door (the building is a house divided into a 3 bedroom apartment and a small one bedroom whose front door is close to us) is that the occupants seldom stay long.

Shortly after the problem described here that neighbor moved and thankfully a very nice neighbor to moved in. Now he has moved and we have new neighbors moving in this week. Hopefully they will be friendly and considerate.

Since we moved here in 2000 we have had about 10 different renters move into that apartment and all but three have been very nice. But since we never know who we will get I still think the fence was a good investment even though it made a big dent in our budget.

Monte