28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#12: "WET?") and bonus: ROBOCALL!
BONUS! The McCain campaign is in full ROBOCALL mode, and I've been brought onboard the Straight Talk ROBOCALL Express! This message will be heard by citizens lucky enough to answer their phones in Wisconsin, Northern Virginia, New Mexico, Maine, Florida, Missouri, Ohio, North Dakota, Pennsylvania and Indiana. The great thing about these Robocalls is that they are cheap and easy to make. And convenient! All people have to do is answer their phones and not say a word while this 5-minute recording plays directly into their ear. Who could say no to that?