ELECTION DAY SPECIAL: "28 ATTACKS IN 2 MINUTES"

Mortimer Hayden Smyth

The Center For American Free Thought

Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Bio: Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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NOVEMBER 4, 2008 5:49AM

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NO FACTS - JUST ATTACKS!!

ELECTION DAY SPECIAL: "28 ATTACKS IN 2 MINUTES"

GO HERE TO SEE:

"THE 28 ATTACKS POST-ELECTION REPORT"!

DID YOU MISS ANY OF THE 28 ATTACKS???

HERE THEY ARE:

_{ATTACK #1: HARVARD • ATTACK #2: BURGLARY • ATTACK #3: SLEEP}

_{ATTACK #4: LA BAMBA • ATTACK #5: DRINKS • ATTACK #6: PUMPKINS}

_{ATTACK #7: VIETNAM • ATTACK #8: PICKING • ATTACK #9: AGE}

_{ATTACK #10: IMITATION • ATTACK #11: DANE COOK}

_{ATTACK #12: WET? • ATTACK #13: PLUTO}

_A_{TTACK #14: DISAPPOINTMENT • ATTACK #15: VEGAN}

_{ATTACK #16: ALIEN! • ATTACK #17: BRAINS}

_{ATTACK #18: DRIVER • ATTACK #19: SPORTS
ATTACK #20: GAY • ATTACK #21: MOON}

_{ATTACK #22: ROBOT • ATTACK #23: PIZZA}

_{ATTACK #24: VACATION • ATTACK #25: COOKIES}

_{ATTACK #26: RHYMES • ATTACK #27: THIS}

_{ATTACK #28: TWENTY-EIGHT}

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So I already can't sleep and now you have me convinced I voted for a sociopathic alien who will rule us from another planet. Man, and for this level of judgment I went to law school.

Dr. Susanne Freeborn

November 04, 2008 06:38 AM

And you didn't even get into the personal attacks. All of these are about character and judgement. O'Bummer gets a zero.
-sa

Steve Arney

November 04, 2008 08:19 AM

say it ain't so......

CarolofCarol

November 04, 2008 09:07 AM

thank you Mortimor......weepy just walking down memory lane with you. Keep your head high and back straight, you've done a fair job. The credibility of your family, American Center For Free Thought, and your reseach on Deviant Homosexual Studies has been memorialized for decades to come. I just hope your not too much too soon......................

Freddie Longlegs

November 04, 2008 09:15 AM

Dear lord, thanks for this running feature. The Dane Cook attack changed my vote!

Yablonowitz

November 04, 2008 09:51 AM

The greatest insights in the History of the World!!
And if Barack makes it to the Moon,.....well,..........there too.

Gary Justis

November 04, 2008 09:58 AM

twenty eight more attacks, please, sir?

thetinyprince

November 04, 2008 10:23 AM

I'm so glad my computer has sound now, these just didn't have the same oomf when I was trying to read your lips. However, I have come to appreciate the fact that you beautiful lips.

Kressskin

November 04, 2008 11:49 AM

You forgot to mention that Obama rhymes with comma, and you know what that means!

Brinna

November 04, 2008 12:45 PM

He's "going to be on the moon" cracks me up big time!

Glenn Farrington

November 04, 2008 02:00 PM

this won't end if he's elected...it will be four years of attacks in four year...every day another barack obama attack...ready for it?

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November 04, 2008 02:19 PM

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