Mortimer Hayden Smyth

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Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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NOVEMBER 4, 2008 5:49AM

ELECTION DAY SPECIAL: "28 ATTACKS IN 2 MINUTES"

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28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS
 
NO FACTS - JUST ATTACKS!!
 
ELECTION DAY SPECIAL:  "28 ATTACKS IN 2 MINUTES"
 
DID YOU MISS ANY OF THE 28 ATTACKS???
HERE THEY ARE:
 
ATTACK #1: HARVARD  •  ATTACK #2: BURGLARY  •  ATTACK #3: SLEEP
ATTACK #4: LA BAMBA  •  ATTACK #5: DRINKS  •  ATTACK #6: PUMPKINS 
ATTACK #7: VIETNAM  •  ATTACK #8: PICKING  •  ATTACK #9: AGE
ATTACK #10: IMITATION  •  ATTACK #11: DANE COOK
   ATTACK #12: WET?  •  ATTACK #13: PLUTO
 ATTACK #14: DISAPPOINTMENT  •  ATTACK #15: VEGAN
  ATTACK #16: ALIEN!  •  ATTACK #17: BRAINS
 ATTACK #18: DRIVER  •  ATTACK #19: SPORTS
  ATTACK #20: GAY   •  ATTACK #21: MOON
ATTACK #22: ROBOT   •  ATTACK #23: PIZZA
ATTACK #24: VACATION   •  ATTACK #25: COOKIES
ATTACK #26: RHYMES   •  ATTACK #27: THIS
ATTACK #28: TWENTY-EIGHT

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So I already can't sleep and now you have me convinced I voted for a sociopathic alien who will rule us from another planet. Man, and for this level of judgment I went to law school.
And you didn't even get into the personal attacks. All of these are about character and judgement. O'Bummer gets a zero.
-sa
thank you Mortimor......weepy just walking down memory lane with you. Keep your head high and back straight, you've done a fair job. The credibility of your family, American Center For Free Thought, and your reseach on Deviant Homosexual Studies has been memorialized for decades to come. I just hope your not too much too soon......................
Dear lord, thanks for this running feature. The Dane Cook attack changed my vote!
The greatest insights in the History of the World!!
And if Barack makes it to the Moon,.....well,..........there too.
twenty eight more attacks, please, sir?
I'm so glad my computer has sound now, these just didn't have the same oomf when I was trying to read your lips. However, I have come to appreciate the fact that you beautiful lips.
You forgot to mention that Obama rhymes with comma, and you know what that means!
He's "going to be on the moon" cracks me up big time!
this won't end if he's elected...it will be four years of attacks in four year...every day another barack obama attack...ready for it?
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