An Apology, Some Complaints, and an Unexpected Defense
VIDEO SYNOPSIS: A ‘fresh’ new image (for the GOP), a heartfelt apology (to Mr. Limbaugh), a few complaints (AIG and more), and a rare (issue-specific) defense of President Obama. PLUS: a candid recollection from Mortimer’s childhood.
The GOP rebirth is still in its infancy, but I can already feel the 2009 mojo taking effect. We’ve had a few bumps in this new year (as addressed in the ‘apology’ segment of the above video), but I still believe in my heart of hearts that we are on the ascendancy, and we are genuinely going to, as Michael Steele might say, “raise the roof.”
Meanwhile, things are very busy here at the Center For American Free Thought, as we are preparing to unveil our Solutions Package for the USA Health Care Crisis in about one week’s time. We know that the Obama folks are preparing their own Socialist takeover, but from what we’ve heard they are still in the early stages, and have quite a ways to go before they can figure out to create the Biggest Mess You’ve Ever Seen. (Not to mention how to force you to pay for it.)
We’re going to roundly humiliate them by getting our plan out FIRST. As in First Place, as in First Class, as in First Prize: American Wins. While the commies try to devise a way to kidnap your doctor and force you to see some faceless bureaucrat with a phony government medical license, we’re going to be announcing a system that will actually work. And the Obama administration will be eating our dust as our tested-and-true ideas beat out a path to mainstream approval and victory!
Stay Tuned.


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Comments
You, sir, are a brilliant satirist.
Personally, I never miss one of your "Beltway Beat Off" columns. It's the best punditry this side of Hannity.
I listen to that satellite radio guy sometimes . . . but it is not the same.
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