Mortimer Hayden Smyth

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Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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MARCH 24, 2009 6:25AM

An Apology, Some Complaints, and an Unexpected Defense

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VIDEO SYNOPSIS:  A ‘fresh’ new image (for the GOP), a heartfelt apology (to Mr. Limbaugh), a few complaints (AIG and more), and a rare (issue-specific) defense of President Obama.   PLUS:  a candid recollection from Mortimer’s childhood.

  NOTE:  Accompanying text is NOT a transcript of this video.

The GOP rebirth is still in its infancy, but I can already feel the 2009 mojo taking effect.  We’ve had a few bumps in this new year (as addressed in the ‘apology’ segment of the above video), but I still believe in my heart of hearts that we are on the ascendancy, and we are genuinely going to, as Michael Steele might say, “raise the roof.”


Meanwhile, things are very busy here at the Center For American Free Thought, as we are preparing to unveil our Solutions Package for the USA Health Care Crisis in about one week’s time.  We know that the Obama folks are preparing their own Socialist takeover, but from what we’ve heard they are still in the early stages, and have quite a ways to go before they can figure out to create the Biggest Mess You’ve Ever Seen.  (Not to mention how to force you to pay for it.)

We’re going to roundly humiliate them by getting our plan out FIRST.  As in First Place, as in First Class, as in First Prize: American Wins.  While the commies try to devise a way to kidnap your doctor and force you to see some faceless bureaucrat with a phony  government medical license, we’re going to be announcing a system that will actually work.  And the Obama administration will be eating our dust as our tested-and-true ideas beat out a path to mainstream approval and victory! 

Stay Tuned.

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I have tried to resist, but I have a crush on you, Mortimer Hayden Smyth! Don't tell my liberal friends.
I'll see Greg's "???" and raise him a "What the hell???"
ok looked at some of the other posts.

You, sir, are a brilliant satirist.
Love the mad beats. You're retarded.
Free thought should be. Rated for proper pricing in the downtimes.
I want to hear more about your research on deviant homosexuals to see how it compares to my own.
Goo dto see you back on the soapbox. I'm back in NYC. Let's get together one day.
You bring up a really good point about those AIG execs not being able to help making risky, bad, costly decisions. I hadn't really thought about it like that before, but all of a sudden it's obvious. Duh. They are disabled. Is there any way you can use your influence, Mort, to get them covered by the Disability Act? In some ways, the President's Special Olympics joke was targeting them, as well. That's just cruel, Mr. President.
Mortimer, I'm hoping that I can find transcripts of your conversations with Dan Drindell. He has a phenomenal show. I'm sorry about your brothers.
Have you considered a run in 2012? I think America is ready for you. Just think about it. Thanks. Love the beats.
Great stuff, though I wonder if your apology to Rush was enough...

Personally, I never miss one of your "Beltway Beat Off" columns. It's the best punditry this side of Hannity.
i sure do hope you wear those sunglasses again. but can you see in them?
Mortimer I MISSED you so much. So glad you are back ;0).

I listen to that satellite radio guy sometimes . . . but it is not the same.
I'm having flashbacks. Except in my family, it was called the Sicilian Loogie Treatment. The laughs, I'll bet, sounded exactly the same. Always sucks being the youngest brother.
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I want to put in a bid to be Secretary of Dismissive Conduct in your cabinet. You don't like it, I dismiss it.
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