Mortimer Hayden Smyth

The Center For American Free Thought

Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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The Center For American Free Thought
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MARCH 31, 2009 6:12AM

A 5-Point Plan To Fix Health Care

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The Center For American Free Thought is pleased to unveil its simple 5-point plan to Fix Health Care:
 
  NOTE:  Accompanying text is NOT a transcript of this video.

President Obama and the Democrats spent a lot of time talking about Health Care on the campaign trail in 2008, but now that they are running Washington D.C., they act like all they want to do is deal with the Global Economic Crisis.  Shame on them! 

I'm thrilled that we were actually able to announce our Health Care Plan before Obama has had the chance to make some fancy speech about his.  Once word gets out about our fresh* ideas, he'll have no choice but to change his own plans and jump on our bandwagon.  Tough break, Barack-- you took your eye off the ball, and now WE get to fix health care.  We were here first, and we CALLED it.

Free Market Solutions to America's Health Care Crisis

We spent the past 7 days putting this plan together, and I think we've come up with a plan that can (and should) be the foundation for ANY future initiatives regarding Health Care.  There were a lot of 'big brainers' in the room -- tossing around ideas, asking challenging questions -- and I think you'll agree that our plan is just what the country needs right now. 

There will be plenty of time to thank us later.  Now is the time for ACTION.  Let's make it happen people.  Write/call/e-mail your Congressperson today, and tell them that you want the "Five Point Plan" to become LAW!

 

*very good/fly (in relation to clothes, cars, bling, and style.)   Source:  The Urban Dictionary, per Mr. Steele's directive.  I think I'm finally getting the hang of this.

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Great job once again Mr. Smyth.
You're cogent explanation of trickle down health care economics gives new meaning to the term "golden shower." Gold for everyone!!
Is Mortimer the kinder, gentler face of the Republican party?? This plan might even be too subtle for the party heavies. Rush Limbaugh (Leader of the Republican Party) if he created a five point plan for health care it would probably involve, at the very least, mandatory waterboarding for feminazis and various liberal leaning ethnic minorities. And maybe prayer for their violent deaths. So Smyth's plan seems very sensible, in comparison.
Good plan! Can I join the Center for American Free Thought? I assume my fees will trickle down to the uninformed masses. I had a toothache the other day and used prayer and wow, it almost worked.
My computer is all screwed up and would only play the last 7 minutes and 13 seconds so I missed the big funny part.
Unbelievable, but sadly Mr. Smythe's twisted logic is shared by many unthinking people. To quote Mr. Smythe, "people without money wouldn't have health care, so it would all balance out....so it's a level playing field." Great idea, kill off all the poor people and the people with money don't have to be distracted by them any more. That logic is on a par with one of the long held beliefs of Christian fundamentalists that god is the machivellian force behind the plagues, disasters, etc. that we are confronted with and, as such, represent the almighty one's efforts to keep the earth's population growth in check. Why is it that we can only find a tsunami inundating Wall Street in the movies? I'd find humor in Mr. Smythe's post, if we hadn't just cast off the chains that bound us last November. Never laugh at such drivel again. To reinforce my point, I leave you with two words, 'Dick Cheney.'
Is this really the republican? It's hard to tell because I know some of it is really true.
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