Mortimer Hayden Smyth

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Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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APRIL 15, 2009 6:00AM

Teabagging and Beyond (Updated to include "Teabag Day" song)

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HAPPY TEABAG DAY, EVERYBODY!!

I hope that all of you are either attending a Teabagging Party or curled up at home watching the full coverage on Fox News.  It's a truly remarkable moment in our nation's history.

But while today is all about the Teabagging, I think it's important that we look to the future, to ensure that this is more than just a one-day event. 

Hence:  my proposal for the next phase of our protest movement:

 
 UPDATED TO INCLUDE: 
full audio for the song "Teabag Day" by Plimpton Ryedale
 from the Digital EP Collective Bargaining
(mp3 format here)

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I think you are definitely on the right track here, Mortimer.
Dude, I'm dying here! Hilarious!

And you owe me a monitor and keyboard!
"From that angle, it looked a lot like him." Good stuff, good stuff.
I don't care what you hippie liberals think, I saw Glenn Beck at a teabagging and he said a mouthful.
I've been having a hard time for the last couple of days trying to explain to my 12 year old son why I've been laughing so much during Countdown, and Rachel Maddow. Staring with Cavuto's remark about how with this much teabagging going on the just had to be a Dick Army behind it all. (Yes, I know I spelled his last name incorrectly, but in this context, how could I not?) Last night seemed to be bad dick pun, double-entendre night.
If they now decide to take up fisting, along with their teabagging, I may suffer an aneurysm and die while watching the news. I can only assume that conservatives are completely unaware of any term used in conjunction with sex.
Great video.
The time has come.
Tool up, hustle and don't look back.
Rated.
Make fun.....but what they are protesting isn't funny and many Democrats are attending the Tea Parties. It is not just concervatives.
We should go to Pennsylvania and get Santorum involved!
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
Is the "c" next to the "s" on anybody else's keyboard? As in, what's a"concervative?" Ahhhhhh.....just came to me. Someone who wants to pay more taxec.
Boner, Mortimer. Boner.
what they are protesting isn't funny

From what I've read, most of these folks haven't the slightest clue about what they're protesting against.
Exactly, Rob. But we do know this: most of them are NOT protesting the economic consequences of the former administration.
Isn't the next step to smoke a cigarette? Hmmmm.
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny
69 core principles! Oh, I love it.
Yes, you DO get it and you are a team player. Mortimer rules.
I agree. Fist 'em until they scream with pain.
I love it. Thanks for the laugh!
Most excellent commentary!
mortimer, your two fists might be too much for america these days! Especially after your feelings about hating gay people more than you love america. I mean, maybe you should consider joining your canine ex-husband in Mexico.

just sayin'.
Brilliant, as usual.
Your going to take teabagging further?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging
I believe the teabagging is a way of life
Fisting? I'm on board!
Anderson Cooper's comment, "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."

Well, he would know, wouldn't he.
The term "tea-bagger" for someone going to a modern day Tea Party was used, not by their participants, but by so-called objective journalists.
Any journalist who can be objective about this crap is a saint.
Isn't it ironic that the sexually outraged somehow find the appropriate labels? Twist f fate maybe?
Zuma,

No, they would just be doing their jobs.
Car0l,

It would be kind of silly to protest against an administration that is out of power. To some degree, I think it's just a matter of the straw that broke the camel's back. The overspending of the last administration followed by even more overspending by the current administration.
Yeah, Carol-- don't be SILLY!
perdid, you're hypnotic.
OK- you got me. I've watched this three times and will be making sure that my hubby and friends watch. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time-now you must excuse me- I have to change my panties and blow may nose...
Another good one Mortimer.
Perhaps conservatives can get together and protest illegal immigration with "Dirty Sanchez" parties!
One question, Mr. Smyth, for those of us who are eager to "jump into the fray" as it were. Do you recommend that we fist the White House with or without latex gloves? Rated! (Although it took a while to click correctly, what with all the fisting and guffaws...)
Rated hilarious! I haven't laughed this hard since my best friend started educating people about HIV/AIDs in the mid-1980s and was instructed to tell people not to engage in watersports. She asked, "What does skiing have to do with HIV?" She didn't know what fisting was either! Come to think of it, neither did I! I can't wait to send this to my conservative friend who supported those "teabagging" events!
Great stuff....very clever!
Ask me permission, I say Yes, you may!!!!!!!
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