Mortimer Hayden Smyth

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Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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MAY 5, 2009 6:24AM

Hey Obama! Listen To My Supreme Court Advice!!

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My entirely unsolicited advice to the POTUS:
 
Of course, the early word is that Obama has already made his choice, and he's confident that she will sail through the confirmation process. We'll see.

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How in the world have you not gotten your own show on Fox News? Hello? Yes you, the blue faced guy.
ocularnervosa
May 05, 2009 09:37 AM
Hey! I think we're kindred spirits. I don't like it when things don't happen the way I want them to either!
regana
May 05, 2009 10:13 AM
I read this from start to finish in one sitting !!

Rated.
alsoknownas
May 05, 2009 10:16 AM
I don't know where to begin: Joe the Plumber on the SC, cloning Scalia so we have a court full of 'em, the cross-eyed special interest group....this was beyond brilliant. It was irony. I wonder if Colbert's audience would get it. Oh and Deanna Troi for SC b/c she's an empath--how totally obvious. Do you think Piccard will give her up?
Lainey
May 05, 2009 11:07 AM
as spokesperson for the National Special Interest Group For Cross-Eyed Liberals (NSIGFCEL) I enthusiastically endorse this plan. (especially the breath holding part). good work, mhs!
doloresflores_d
May 05, 2009 01:34 PM
Hey, Mortimer Hayden Smith. I'm nominating YOU as the next SC pic!

Cool, rated post.
Blue Roses
May 05, 2009 04:40 PM
Oops, correction: Smyth.
Blue Roses
May 05, 2009 08:15 PM
I accept your nomynation.
Mortimer Hayden Smyth
May 05, 2009 08:27 PM
I so, so, so would love to see you on Colbert. I am starting my own campaign. And, since you accepted Blue Roses' nomynation, I support your candidacy for the SC, too!
Shivaun Nestor
May 05, 2009 08:49 PM
Thank you for your support, Shivaun.

I honestly hadn't anticipated this. How many people do I need in order for this to qualify as a "groundswell"?
Mortimer Hayden Smyth
May 05, 2009 10:32 PM
I want desperately to comment on your post but I am too holding my breath in solidarity with your worthy cause. Once I am used to holding by breath ,it is quite uncomfortable, I will come back and post my comment.
717judie
May 05, 2009 11:02 PM
Where is Plimpton Ryedale with a song about the unfairness of it all?
enriquefeto
May 06, 2009 12:09 AM
If Colbert is channeling OReilly, you could stand-in for Rash Limpbone. You'll have to ditch the three and four syllable words.
Tom Cordle
May 07, 2009 12:01 AM
I am done holding my breath now. You are brilliant.
717judie
May 09, 2009 11:14 PM
Good stuff, Mortimer! I loved the part about cloning Scalia. It must burn the Republicans up knowing the opportunity is within their grasp from a theory perspective and kept from them only by their insistence on abstinence-only research.
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May 14, 2009 10:49 PM
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