I was really hoping she was a Gangsta's gal. You know, just to mix it up a bit. Damn.

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Always look forward to your commentary ;0)

Rave on Mortimer!

How does an idiot like you earn a living? As to birth certification....please ask Obama for his...the last I heard about that his birth occurred aboard Sputnik.

Your Colberian rant was funny today. Have you considered Argentina? The weekend approaches, and I hear that it's lovely on the coast there this time of year.

(I'm not rating, because I don't believe that rating necessarily doesn't not solve anything. That doesn't mean that I might not refuse to consider not rating.)

Mortimer, you rocked it. And I totally believed the original columns. Hey, isn't it nice to know that whatever "regrettable" comments one makes in print, you can always fix it on the web.

T.S. needs a date with d'judge.

This may finally put to rest all the rumors swirling about you being an insincere opportunist, bent on grabbing headlines with a callous disregard for the truth. Perhaps some of your detractors will now recognize that faking sincerity and providing mea culpas and reasonable facsimiles of the same when they are demanded does clear the air and is heartfelt. Left or right, progressive or not, we all need to get back to the business of the day. I'm going to take the cat for a walk.

Dear Mortimer H.S. Voltaire,

You are my favorite OSer and seem to have mad Photoshop skills as well.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious. When she gets to the Senate confirmation hearings, the Racist Repukkkes will not be able to control themselves and will skewer themselves, again. At this point it matters not what most here will come away with from those hearings as the Youth of America and the World will see it all on YouTube and this will solidify the Right's demise. Sooner the better.

Hi Guy! My only complaint is your twitter account is Bogus (yep I checked!). Otherwise, tip of my hat, wag of my finger. You make me laugh.

I love Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Monty Python and The Firesign Theater. I really, really want to love you too, Mortimer, but first I'm going to need to see your birth certificate, and a funnier video. And for THIS, I make no non-apology.

One more word, Snerd. It's about your brkfast, specifically that velveeta-mango latke lying like tarp funds, half-consumed on your plate. You gonna' eat that?

A distinct part of your problem is that one can never tell which part of you is lying, and which part of you is telling the truth. I know Stephen Colbert, and you're no Stephen Colbert.

Aaron Rury: Please do not call me "beardo."

Selina Carlos: Thank you for taking the time to promote your Cougar website. Some would say this is "spam" but I think it is fair given that we are discussing a mature and experienced female judge.

Aaron Rury: Thank you for your correction.

T.S.: There you go, calling me an "idiot." It's exactly the kind of "regrettable" remark I was talking about.

alsoknownas: I'm not sure if "I'm going to take the cat for a walk" is a euphemism. If this is some sort of left-wing sex code, please take it elsewhere.

Lena McFarland: My twitter account is NOT bogus: "MH Smyth" (Link provided in update at bottom of post, above.)

Perknose: I will never provide a "funnier" video. Never, ever. Not ever. I am completely humorless.

"Perknose: I will never provide a "funnier" video. Never, ever. Not ever. I am completely humorless."

Alright, Mortimer! THAT'S the kind of hip, wry urban comedic sensibility that just might get you your own featured blog on a web site someday -- the type of witty, pithy repartee that would make Oscar Wilde his own damn self crack a reluctant smile and prolix loser denizens of the comments zone ghetto of minor would-be netlebrities like yourself such as myself wet with admiration . . . and Fresca.

"Netlebrities" sounds like some terrible disease.

Other than these minor problems, you've been spot-on on Sotomayor. You could do 28 attacks in 28 days and barely be warmed up.

MHS: "Netlebrities" sounds like some terrible disease."

It is, Morty, it is.

Steve Arney: "Other than these minor problems, you've been spot-on on Sotomayor. You could do 28 attacks in 28 days and barely be warmed up."

That wasn't just weak, Steve, that was Arney Weak. If that's you "being all you can be", Steve-O, it's time to join the Marines.

Another 2 minutes, 29 seconds shot to hell. lesson learned

Mortimer Hayden Smith, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Making me join Twitter. Bah...grumblegrumblegrumble.

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