Mortimer Hayden Smyth

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Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 5:58PM

"Guarding The Hen House": a child's health care parable

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A civic-minded 8-year old named Brandon Willmanson sent me the following short story, "Guarding The Henhouse", a parable about the current health care situation in America.  I was initially inspired by this youngster's initiative, although I must confess that I was not prepared for the rather ugly turn his story would ultimately take.  Still, despite this setback, I think I managed to salvage a worthwhile message from the whole thing...

 
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Aha! Bested by an 8-year old. And it was all going so... brilliantly... wasn't it, Mortimer? Foxes, do like chicken meat. Do you think Fox is going to pick you up now? Huh? You will be lucky to get on KJERK, following the lady from Alaska, peddling skin creme and serpent seed!
I have never actually been served fox meat, but have been told on good authority that it tastes like chicken. Smarmy little Brandon Willmanson didn't see that as a necessary thing to say either in this disingenous ploy to turn you against paying higher premiums forever. I can see how you were hurt.
You got to watch out for those 8 year old socialists. There tricky little sneaks. Remember when that one tricked poor Dan Quayle into putting that e on the end of potato?
Congratulation! Mortified! Mortimer H. Smith!
Ya finally were selected for a Editor Tooth Pick!
Ya ever hear the child DVD for 2-t0-4 year olds?
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Thinking Skills - Brighter Child. All Rights Reserved. It's the LTD licensed by:`Cookie Jar. (?) It a Entertainment Inc., See it! See @ PBS KIDS' logo. It from the:`Public Broadcasting System. Caillou.
boy, he gotcha!!! Cool kid!
You will always be my favorite Fox wannabe.
I cannot believe this child fooled you, and so have the little foxes. I enjoyed your frustration very much.
American Free Thought indeed!
Mortimer, you have outdone yourself. I would love to live in your head for a few days to see how you think this stuff up. Rated. EP!!!!!!!!
The. Best. MHS. Ever. (period)
Rolled-on-the-floor=laughing (rated).

I'm a peace-loving-kind of gal, kind of could of done without the shotgun/public option comparison, but too funny not to laugh anyway.
It's great to know you're fighting communism one elementary school student at a time.
you can't start red-baiting too early. This kid was clearly a socialist plant. Good catch, mortimer!
Mortimer's comment about the 2nd Amendment might be my favorite yet. That was pure humor!
Wanna join a hot and heated forum that discusses the truth about these big stars?
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Brandon is right--you ARE a tool.
Rated.
You're honing your game, dude. rated.
Brilliant! I agree with Specular-- Best. Ever. MHS.
Haha. This is very clever.
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