Mortimer Hayden Smyth
The Center For American Free Thought
Mortimer Hayden Smyth
- Bio
- Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine;
The Center For American Free Thought:
Senior Policy Analyst,
Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies;
Interests and Hobbies:
Morality, Investment, Missile Defense
MY RECENT POSTS
- What IS "Terrorism," anyway?
No One KNOWS!
November 18, 2009 11:21PM - The Word That Lurks Beneath...
September 14, 2009 11:10PM - "Guarding The Hen House": a
child's health care parable
September 08, 2009 05:58PM - One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a
comeback!!
August 05, 2009 07:32PM - SHOCKING REPORT: Lou Dobbs'
Birth Certificate a FAKE!
July 22, 2009 08:32PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “If Mr. Beck wishes to
borrow any of my material for
his
routine, that would be
A-…”
November 19, 2009 02:49PM - “Oculanervosa, I defer to
your firsthand knowledge of
the Cola
Wars, although I
ha…”
November 19, 2009 10:29AM - “I have dismissed my
interns for their failure to
properly
control the
sun.
As
fo…”
November 19, 2009 12:14AM - “The Center For American
Free Thought is funded by a
private
consortium of
Concern…”
August 06, 2009 07:28PM - “Well played, sir. I
encourage you to go to a local
town hall
meeting with a
Toma…”
August 05, 2009 11:06PM
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November 19, 2009 02:49PM
“If Mr. Beck wishes to borrow any of my material for his routine, that would be A-OK with me. I plan on writing a hackneyed, overly sentimental Christm…”
About: What IS "Terrorism," anyway? No One KNOWS!
“If Mr. Beck wishes to borrow any of my material for his routine, that would be A-OK with me. I plan on writing a hackneyed, overly sentimental Christm…”
About: What IS "Terrorism," anyway? No One KNOWS!
November 19, 2009 10:29AM
“Oculanervosa, I defer to your firsthand knowledge of the Cola Wars, although I hadn't heard of that particular battle. I should rephrase to say that &…”
About: What IS "Terrorism," anyway? No One KNOWS!
“Oculanervosa, I defer to your firsthand knowledge of the Cola Wars, although I hadn't heard of that particular battle. I should rephrase to say that &…”
About: What IS "Terrorism," anyway? No One KNOWS!
November 19, 2009 12:14AM
“I have dismissed my interns for their failure to properly control the sun. As for my previous intern scandals, I have no further comment at this time.…”
About: What IS "Terrorism," anyway? No One KNOWS!
“I have dismissed my interns for their failure to properly control the sun. As for my previous intern scandals, I have no further comment at this time.…”
About: What IS "Terrorism," anyway? No One KNOWS!
August 06, 2009 07:28PM
“The Center For American Free Thought is funded by a private consortium of Concerned Citizens who wish to remain anonymous. God Bless Them.”
About: One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a comeback!!
“The Center For American Free Thought is funded by a private consortium of Concerned Citizens who wish to remain anonymous. God Bless Them.”
About: One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a comeback!!
August 05, 2009 11:06PM
“Well played, sir. I encourage you to go to a local town hall meeting with a Tomato in a Ziploc® baggie and scream about it whenever a politician t…”
About: One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a comeback!!
“Well played, sir. I encourage you to go to a local town hall meeting with a Tomato in a Ziploc® baggie and scream about it whenever a politician t…”
About: One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a comeback!!
August 05, 2009 10:41PM
“grif82600, you SHOULD be terrified! I saw an early list of possible "victims" for the ObamaCare ElderSnuff program, and YOUR NAME was on it…”
About: One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a comeback!!
“grif82600, you SHOULD be terrified! I saw an early list of possible "victims" for the ObamaCare ElderSnuff program, and YOUR NAME was on it…”
About: One of my "28 ATTACKS" makes a comeback!!
July 25, 2009 06:39AM
“Several comments have requested my own Birth Certificate-- a perfectly reasonable request, given the charges I've made against others. I was about to…”
About: SHOCKING REPORT: Lou Dobbs' Birth Certificate a FAKE!
“Several comments have requested my own Birth Certificate-- a perfectly reasonable request, given the charges I've made against others. I was about to…”
About: SHOCKING REPORT: Lou Dobbs' Birth Certificate a FAKE!
July 21, 2009 06:23AM
“Dolores: Some people thrive in the thick of battle, while others prefer life on the home front. It would certainly be splendid to join, say, the cast…”
About: Health Care? HELL, NO!!
“Dolores: Some people thrive in the thick of battle, while others prefer life on the home front. It would certainly be splendid to join, say, the cast…”
About: Health Care? HELL, NO!!
July 07, 2009 06:13AM
“Oh, GOOD! The White House is willing to cave on the idea of a Public Option! http://online .wsj.com/article/SB12469240798 2802911.html#mod=rss_Politics& #8230;”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
“Oh, GOOD! The White House is willing to cave on the idea of a Public Option! http://online .wsj.com/article/SB12469240798 2802911.html#mod=rss_Politics& #8230;”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
July 06, 2009 04:15PM
“Of course, the Massachusetts example can be set aside because it involves Romney. Even I know that Romney is a complete disaster, and is to be avoided…”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
“Of course, the Massachusetts example can be set aside because it involves Romney. Even I know that Romney is a complete disaster, and is to be avoided…”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
July 06, 2009 01:43PM
“"Once" they get that. Again, eye of the beholder.”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
“"Once" they get that. Again, eye of the beholder.”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
July 06, 2009 01:18PM
“Whatever happened to the Spirit Of Compromise? How about "Health Care For SOME Americans, SOON(-ish)!" Besides, affordable Health Care is jus…”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
“Whatever happened to the Spirit Of Compromise? How about "Health Care For SOME Americans, SOON(-ish)!" Besides, affordable Health Care is jus…”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
July 06, 2009 12:44PM
“Penrose is right: "the correct English usage would be "Joe and I." Unfortunately, that doesn't rhyme like "Me & Joe say NO"…”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
“Penrose is right: "the correct English usage would be "Joe and I." Unfortunately, that doesn't rhyme like "Me & Joe say NO"…”
About: Me & Joe say NO to a "Public Option"
July 01, 2009 06:25PM
“Bob is indeed a class act, a good guy and a true talent. Although I still do not regret biting him on the arm, as he genuinely deserved it.”
About: The Death of My Brilliant Career (1980-2009)
“Bob is indeed a class act, a good guy and a true talent. Although I still do not regret biting him on the arm, as he genuinely deserved it.”
About: The Death of My Brilliant Career (1980-2009)
June 24, 2009 07:57PM
“"Netlebrities" sounds like some terrible disease.”
About: My "Regrettable" Comments About Sotomayor
“"Netlebrities" sounds like some terrible disease.”
About: My "Regrettable" Comments About Sotomayor
June 24, 2009 07:27PM
“Aaron Rury: Please do not call me "beardo." Selina Carlos: Thank you for taking the time to promote your Cougar website. Some would say…”
About: My "Regrettable" Comments About Sotomayor
“Aaron Rury: Please do not call me "beardo." Selina Carlos: Thank you for taking the time to promote your Cougar website. Some would say…”
About: My "Regrettable" Comments About Sotomayor
June 21, 2009 11:35PM
“Thanks to all for their kind congratulations -- though I suspect this is a liberal/socialist trap of some kind. If I am next informed that there will…”
About: And the winner of the spinning O'Reilly contest is. . .
“Thanks to all for their kind congratulations -- though I suspect this is a liberal/socialist trap of some kind. If I am next informed that there will…”
About: And the winner of the spinning O'Reilly contest is. . .
June 16, 2009 06:14PM
“If I had a show, the above clip is a fair representation of what I'd shoot for.”
About: How the Bill/Joan Interview SHOULD have gone...
“If I had a show, the above clip is a fair representation of what I'd shoot for.”
About: How the Bill/Joan Interview SHOULD have gone...
June 10, 2009 12:18AM
“Thanks to all for the comments. And a special thank you to Mr. Kerry Lauerman for his fair and balanced interview style. Although I'm fairly certain…”
About: Open Chat: White, well-off and full of rage!
“Thanks to all for the comments. And a special thank you to Mr. Kerry Lauerman for his fair and balanced interview style. Although I'm fairly certain…”
About: Open Chat: White, well-off and full of rage!
May 05, 2009 10:32PM
“Thank you for your support, Shivaun. I honestly hadn't anticipated this. How many people do I need in order for this to qualify as a "groundswel…”
About: Hey Obama! Listen To My Supreme Court Advice!!
“Thank you for your support, Shivaun. I honestly hadn't anticipated this. How many people do I need in order for this to qualify as a "groundswel…”
About: Hey Obama! Listen To My Supreme Court Advice!!
May 05, 2009 08:27PM
“I accept your nomynation.”
About: Hey Obama! Listen To My Supreme Court Advice!!
“I accept your nomynation.”
About: Hey Obama! Listen To My Supreme Court Advice!!
April 16, 2009 07:51PM
“Yeah, Carol-- don't be SILLY!”
About: Teabagging and Beyond (Updated to include "Teabag Day" song)
“Yeah, Carol-- don't be SILLY!”
About: Teabagging and Beyond (Updated to include "Teabag Day" song)
April 13, 2009 04:56PM
“John Mortimer, I no longer speak about my 2nd marriage, except to say that the person who conducted the ceremony was later arrested. (My understanding…”
About: How I Learned To Oppose Gay Marriage
“John Mortimer, I no longer speak about my 2nd marriage, except to say that the person who conducted the ceremony was later arrested. (My understanding…”
About: How I Learned To Oppose Gay Marriage
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