Mortimer Hayden Smyth

The Center For American Free Thought

Mortimer Hayden Smyth

Mortimer Hayden Smyth
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Founder/Editor, Ka-Ching! Magazine; The Center For American Free Thought: Senior Policy Analyst, Director of Deviant Homosexual Studies; Interests and Hobbies: Morality, Investment, Missile Defense

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OCTOBER 19, 2008 12:09AM

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#8: "PICKING")

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS
 
NO FACTS - JUST ATTACKS!!
 
DAY #8 / ATTACK #8
 
DID YOU MISS ANY OF THE FIRST 7 ATTACKS???
HERE THEY ARE:
 
ATTACK #1: HARVARD  •  ATTACK #2: BURGLARY  •  ATTACK #3: SLEEP
ATTACK #4: LA
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OCTOBER 19, 2008 12:08AM

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#9: "AGE")

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS
 
NO FACTS - JUST ATTACKS!!
 
DAY #9 / ATTACK #9
 
DID YOU MISS ANY OF THE FIRST 8 ATTACKS???
HERE THEY ARE:
 
ATTACK #1: HARVARD  •  ATTACK #2: BURGLARY  •  ATTACK #3: SLEEP
ATTACK
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OCTOBER 19, 2008 12:07AM

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#10: "IMITATION")

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS
 
NO FACTS - JUST ATTACKS!!
 
DAY #10 / ATTACK #10 
 
DID YOU MISS ANY OF THE FIRST 9 ATTACKS???
HERE THEY ARE:
 
ATTACK #1: HARVARD  •  ATTACK #2: BURGLARY  •  ATTACK #3: SLEEP
ATTACK
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OCTOBER 19, 2008 12:05AM

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#11: "DANE COOK")

 28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS

NO FACTS - JUST ATTACKS!!
 
DAY #11 / ATTACK #11
 
DID YOU MISS ANY OF THE FIRST 10 ATTACKS???
HERE THEY ARE:
 
ATTACK #1: HARVARD  •  ATTACK #2: BURGLARY  •  ATTACK #3: SLEEP
ATTACK #4:
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OCTOBER 18, 2008 11:58PM

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#2: "BURGLARY")

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS
 
DAY #2 / ATTACK #2
 
DID YOU MISS THE FIRST ATTACK???
HERE IT IS:
 
ATTACK #1: HARVARD
 
OCTOBER 10, 2008 10:10PM

Desperate Times for Team McCain

One month left, and I find myself answering the call of Team McCain:

 Stay Tuned for a Special Announcement at the end:  

STARTING TONIGHT

(at approximately 12 midnight ET)

"28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS"!!

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OCTOBER 9, 2008 12:04AM

28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS (#1: "HARVARD")

 28 ATTACKS IN 28 DAYS
  DAY #1 / ATTACK #1
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OCTOBER 2, 2008 6:47AM

McCain's "Pizza Place" Doctrine

This week, John McCain drew a line in the sand.  Faced with a modern media environment that is constantly and rapidly changing, politicians are having to learn to live in a world where there are no rules and no boundaries.  

McCain's Pizza Place Doctrine

On Saturday night, Sarah Palin was making a…

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SEPTEMBER 29, 2008 6:01PM

The Road Ahead for John McCain

John McCain says he doesn't understand the Economy.  Some people say that is a MASSIVE weakness.  I say:  turn it into a STRENGTH.

McCain Doesn't Understand

During Friday night's debate-- which I have now seen IN FULL (Shame on you, YouTube editors, for tricking me with brief satirical summaries!)-- J… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 28, 2008 12:29AM

A Handy 3-Minute Debate Summary...

The Oxford Debate

Unfortunately, I missed seeing the debate or any of the post-game commentary due to a violent and unforgiving case of food poisoning.  (I'm reluctant to share the details, so I'll leave it at that.)  Beyond any physical discomfort I might have endured, I was sad to have… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 25, 2008 6:25AM

Don't Panic, John. You Can Turn This Thing Around.

 
Let's talk Big Picture Issues.  John McCain has said he doesn't know much about the Economy, and a lot of people are painting that as an enormous liability for his campaign.  People are worried about trusting a complicated world to a fading political figure whose best years… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 22, 2008 4:51PM

The SHOCKING new book about Jerome R. Corsi, PhD

The new book about Obama Nation author Jerome Corsi has lots of tongues wagging, and I was fortunate enough to snag a brief telephone interview with its author, Gerald Lenmenn, earlier today.   

New Book About Corsi

For the record, I think that Lenmenn is way off base with… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 17, 2008 10:30PM

McCain Tries Being Honest

After a week of being pilloried in the press for his supposed lies and distortions, John McCain is attempting a return to the kind of “Straight Talk” he was once so highly praised for.  Unfortunately—and I hate to be critical of him, but it’s the truth—it seems he m… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 15, 2008 11:23AM

DRILLING is Bliss (updated)

 
We are living in a very exciting time, especially if you like to drill for oil.  And I must admit, I love it.  
 
Now, when I say "I" love to drill for oil, I'm speaking in the larger sense.  I don't mean to suggest that I have… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 9, 2008 7:03AM

Excited About Sarah Palin!

I can barely contain my excitement about the impending Presidency of Mrs. Sarah Palin.... 

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SEPTEMBER 6, 2008 9:50PM

McCain's Bold & Bizarre New Ad

The McCain campaign has grown bolder since the Palin pick.  Their latest ad emphasizes his fighting spirit:  
 
 
I like it.   It's gutsy.  It's bold.  It's honest-- he will start a lot of fights.  And I have to admit, I was strangely moved by the… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 1:04AM

McCain Counts His Blessings

The best moment of John McCain's acceptance speech came when protesters caused a brief disturbance in the convention hall.  As the GOP crowd began to chant "USA! USA! USA!" in response, Senator McCain stood alone onstage, and he began to plead with them, a hint of desperation in his voice: … Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 4, 2008 5:27PM

President Palin's Powerful Performance

They say it was a stunt.  They say she was chosen in haste, after McCain's preferred picks for VP were deemed "too liberal" by the right-wing base.

President Palin

I say:  tonight, we saw the next President Of The United States.  President Palin.  Get used to it. 

Let's face… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 1, 2008 1:13PM

Why Didn't McCain "defeat" Hurricane Gustav??

I have to say, I was heartened when Senator McCain vowed to "defeat" evil in his appearance at Rick Warren's Saddleback Church.  It was such a bold, gutsy promise that it made me feel like McCain was truly going to be a brave and uncompromising leader, the kind who kicks assRead full post »

AUGUST 28, 2008 11:27PM

From The Gop War Room: "Uh-oh."

 From the GOP War Room in Denver:

The GOP War Room in Denver

           I think I need a drink...

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AUGUST 27, 2008 1:08PM

The Democrats' Denver Disaster

The McCain campaign is salivating at the notion that this week in Denver will be the beginning of the end for Barack Obama.  Hillary and her supporters will hijack the convention, Biden will say something stupid, and Obama will do an elitist end zone dance with Britney and Paris.  The hope… Read full post »

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AUGUST 27, 2008 1:07PM

From the GOP War Room: Depressed about Hillary... (Updated)

from the GOP War Room in Denver: 

I probalby shouldn't be posting in the condition i'm in...  I've not ashamed to admit I've been drinking a little..  I't s been that kind of an evening......./

The GOP War Room in Denver

 god.  I'm so depressed.  I guess we had just gotten our… Read full post »

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AUGUST 22, 2008 12:57AM

We Deserve a President with Too Many Houses

John McCain owns more houses than he can keep track of.  His campaign has reported that he owns "at least four."  The Obama campaign has the total at seven.  Other reports range from eight to ten, or possibly more.  I, for one, think it's great news for the McCain campaign. … Read full post »

McCain's latest ad shows that he is seemingly unafraid to associate himself with the deeply unpopular current POTUS.  It's a gutsy move, and I applaud him for it.  
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AUGUST 21, 2008 6:54PM

McCain Endorsement (and a Warning about Obama)

I've struggled with this, but I've made my peace with McCain.  I think my reasons are made clear in my "video endorsement"...