1) 10-10-420
Much like the wealth of low-fee long distance companies that popped up a few years ago, 10-10-420 will advertise late night on cable. Preying on the naive but disposable income dispensing 18-24 pothead demographic, 10-10-420 commercials will hint at something stoneresque w/o revealing to0 much. Think psychedelic colors and sitar music behind a mellow voice, coaxing you to: "c'mon and give it a try bro." Caller will be charged $4.20 a minute as they lose track of time listening to Bob Marley songs or Dave Chapelle stand up.
Like the facebook, but smuttier. Who could resist?
Never "accidentally" show up to Wet Willie's on Man Slammer Monday again! Barcam.com is like your friend that got there early to check things out. Participating venues will install a camera above the bar, and you and your douchebag friend Kevin can scope the scene while you drink Red Bull and manscape eachother at your townhouse complex. If you like what you see, then it's go time!
4) Dapper Dave's Dudeshop
Do you long to wash with Pantene but buy Pert Plus because Pantene seems extra gay? Ever jealously eye that Cosmo magazine and six pack of Bacardi Breezers after a long day at the construction site? At Dapper Dave's, the tough guy who's really a fourteen year old girl inside can buy all the Vogue and Mango Body Wash he wants, but leave the store with his loot safely stowed away in a case of Bud Heavy.
A mix between Ebay and the "free" section on Craigslist, except with exhorbitant transaction fees.
6) "Legalizelets"
Like the "Livestrong" bracelets, but greener and less charitable.
Jobswapper keeps your head out of the oven for just a bit longer, allowing you to connect with other soulsick 9-5'ers and switch jobs for a day. We take two similar looking people with thoughtless monotonous jobs, and swap 'em. Now you can try your hand at installing cable boxes for an afternoon while your doppleganger handles the data entry. Fun!
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