Warsaw, Indiana - Several members of the local chapter of White Aryan Resistance (WAR) expressed extreme confusion last week regarding the emerging trend of right wing protesters depicting Barack Obama as Adolf Hitler, and likening recent White House efforts to reform health care to Nazism. According to one young Aryan Brotherhood member, Rory Laforte, disarray first erupted when a group of skinheads crashed a recent town hall meeting hosted by 3rd District Representative Mark Souder (R-IN).

"We were all set up to wave our swastikas and scream 'We need the white ideas' when we thought we saw a gang of likeminded protesters holding up a picture of our beloved Fuhrer", said a shaken Laforte. "But when we got closer, I saw that darling Adolf's face had been discolored, darkened to a mongrel brown."

Brandon Andrews, one of Laforte's white Christian brothers, quickly realized something was awry and tried to reposition their group to stand in solidarity with the opposing protesters.

"I grabbed Rory and Fat Henry by their Iron Cross choke chains and dragged them across the grass (lawn at Warsaw Junior High School)", said Andrews. "But when we got to the other side, it was nothing but a bunch of Jew-loving integrationists hollering about a public option."

Said fellow skinhead (Fat) Henry Johnstone: "We publicly opted to  leave."

White Aryan Resistance (WAR) leader Tom Metzger has called for the removal of Obama/Hitler posters from all right-wing protests, and sought clarification and reconciliation among like-minded bigots.

"While I am in favor of Universal Health Care for  pure White Christians, such as that instituted by Otto van Bismark's Health Insurance Act of 1883", said Metzger, "the current plan is nothing but an undercover leftist plot to plant ham radios controlled by Fidel Castro into every white man's kidneys." 

Metzger went on to caution many right-wing militant enthusiasts, concerned that they might be dissapointed by the hype.

"Glenn Beck's on TV telling everyone that Obama's gonna enroll your kids in the Hitler Youth," cautioned Metzger. "But so far the numbers for our Young Aryan Alliance haven't changed much since the election."

Still, many Neo-Nazis have had their fundamental belief structure shaken by the Obama/Hitler likeness. Rory Laforte recently volunteered to phone bank 30 hours for Massachusets Congressman (D) Barney Frank.

"Even though I used to think Obama was a hideous evil robot that some Israelis put together using pig organs and Honda Motorcycle parts, that Hitler likeness made me take another look", Laforte confessed. "The man is actually kind of sexy, in a lets-take-over-Europe-and-then-eat-eachother's-snitchzels kind of way."

As for Fat Henry Johnstone, he's recently come out in support of the public option.

"I'm still for White Power," said Johnstone, "but last week I think I sprained something fighting a gang of Salvadoreans at the Big Lots and my part time job folding pamphlets for Father Tom (Metzger) over at WAR doesn't provide benefits."

"Plus," fellow health reform enthusiast/skinhead Charles (Chainsaw) Wilton added, "'Death Panels' sound frickin' badass."