This photo had my humor synapses firing at sub-atomic levels…

So many of you possess an exquisite, sardonic and absurd sense of humor. Come to my aid and come out to play? What is going on here? What is her name? Where does she live? What are her plans for the day/ evening? What is she thinking? , etc? No timeframe.

Guess this is an open call. My apologies if I am not utilizing correctly…you all amaze and amuse me, so I’m initiating a call to action and we will ALL be the beneficiaries, no question.

  My Take:

Deep in contemplation, Bruna Kleezertz fills her gastank on her way from Yutz, IA to Kansas City, MO for the 2010, “So You Think You Can Dance,” auditions. She’s achieved little local acclaim of late and this is her ONE BIG chance. Brilliant concept she muses, if she does say so, herself…she as a ballerina hippopotamus from,” The Dance of the Hours,” segment from Disney’s, 1940 animated classic, “Fantasia”.

Damn that Buford Bob Klutzbutz!

Her rehearsal partner for the past year, he tripped on the tail of his alligator costume last night, during dress-rehearsal at the Yutz High auditorium and flung her into the orchestra pit during a their Pas de deux attempt at their final Poisson.

Luckily, her ample natural padding prevented major injury, other than to her pride. But Buford yelped like a pup and swears he tore somethin' in the nether regions of his man parts, so she is forced by circumstance to present as a solo artiste’ for today’s audition. Effin’ skinny, uncoordinated bastad!

She’s got to make it to Vegas! She can’t return to her upper management position at Kum n’ Go. She’ll wither on her own veritable vine.

The dance…she was born to the dance! Surely fate is her muse this day. They’ll all see. She’ll finally show them Podunk yahoos! This will be her triumphant tour de force.  ’Sides, she ain’t got the cash to refill fer the trip back home to Yutz…

Yutz Community Theatre Production:

Merideth Wilson's "The Music Man"

Bruna Kleezertz: Front Row-third from left