(From Trig's post this morning: "Why is Rush Limbaugh rich while Trig is poor?")
"Mr. E, dude you should post that comment"
Okay Trig, this one's for you buddy...
"Why is Rush Limbaugh rich while Trig is poor?" Interesting premise. Let's examine this further...
1. Big & Fat
Rush: Check
Trig: Bzzzzt
2. Pompous
Rush: Check
Trig: Nope
3. Loud-Mouth
Rush: Check
Trig: Well....
4. Corpulent (I know, but it deserved a second opinion)
Rush: Check
Trig: Nope
5. Gaseous Windbag
Rush: Check
Trig: Nyet
6. Arrogant & Swaggering (okay, waddling)
Rush: Check
Trig: A ways to go yet
7. Rude, Obnoxious
Rush: Check
Trig: Needs improvement
8. Gigantic Asshole
Rush: Check
Trig: Tiny Anal Sphincter
9. Gigantic Prick
Rush: Check
Trig: Only occasionally
10. Dysfunctional Penis
Rush: Check
Trig: ???
11. Unfortunate Access to an Open Microphone
Rush: Check
Trig: Party Weekends only
12 . Anus can accommodate entire cranium
Rush: Check
Trig: Try pushing a little harder
13. Porcine
Rush: Check
Trig: Not so much
14. Reminds one of a festering boil
Rush: Check
Trig: Needs improvement in this area
15. Knows how to suck up to people in power
Rush: Check
Trig: This is your big failing Bro... try to work on it some more.
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Raquel and Rush -- A Love Story/a>
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A ha ha ha ha. Oh that is the funniest statement of the day. "professional" oh boy you do know how to make me laugh.
In a way, Rush is a lot like Adolph Hitler in that when you start comparing people with Adolph Hitler, there isn't much more to say.
1. Failed in their previous occupations:
Rush: Check
Hitler: Check
2. Able to Address National Audiences
Rush: Check
Hitler: Check
3. Able to Sway Large Numbers of Weak-Minded People
Rush: Ditto
Hitler: Sig Heil
4. Penis Problems
Rush: Check
Hitler: Check
5. Narrow-Minded Bigot
Rush: Check
Hitler: Check
I could go on. The parallels are uncanny....
Except for that stupid little mustache. I suppose Rush does have *one* redeeming feature after-all.
I bribed his proctologist.
Thinks women should be barefoot, pregnant and silent in the kitchen.
Rush: Check.
Trig: Um, nope. Thinks women should be nekkid, covered in chocolate syrup and shrieking with delight in the kitchen.
Just, you know, one example.
On the topic of Rush Limbaugh I could have easily written quite a tome. But I wanted to stop before I'd written "War[monger] and Piece [of shit]".
@Sally Swift get over here and bring me the chocolate syrup!
My guess is for all practical purposes his having a penis is completely irrelevant. Rush practices birth control with his personality.