The best thing about a rectal exam is that you pretty much know the rest of your day is gonna be better...

What's that officer? 85 in a 25? Hahaha-- no biggie....

What's that your honor? Suspended license? A year in the clink? Hohohoho No problemo...

Contempt of court? 5 years to life? Heee heee heee You're a riot judge!

Death row-- sure man, bring it on....

Any last words??? Sure sure-- at least you ain't stickin no ice water
up my butt and probing me with ice-cold fingers!!! Yohohohohoho!

What's that?

A new doc?

You're kidding....

OH NO-- Not YOOOOOOUUUUUU


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.


Which just goes to show you, little Johnny, life's an ice-cold bitch,
and then you die.