
Anybody see the Oprah interview with Sarah Palin the other day?
Well, I think Sarah Palin is just freakin brilliant.
She should just stick to her guns and not let those big liberal meanies grind her down.
I think we should all go out and tell all our friends how smart she is and how well-qualified she is and how scared we would be if she were to ever run against any of our puny and ill-prepared candidates.
Her natural flair and big hair far outweigh any requirement for education or experience or reasoned opinion. Why, she just exudes "leadership" out of every pore.
I think folks have Sarah Palin all wrong-- instead of pointing out her minuscule faults, such as vapidity, bigotry and intolerance, they should instead embrace her strengths which are... um... uh... those attributes which... er... are... uh... not like those.... attributes... which for... she is... ah... best known for.
I think we should all encourage Sarah Palin to embrace her dream, to put herself out there and go for the gusto.
And-- well, you know-- if she happened to win, its not like there would be serious long-lasting repercussions. After all, being President of the United States isn't everything-- there's still Miss Universe to shoot for.
And I'm sure that most Americans would understand if she had to quit-- er, I mean "retire from the field early" in order to prepare. After all, being Miss Universe really is a big deal and I think most people would agree that Sarah Palin is uniquely qualified for the position.
She's got my support in any case.
Go Sarah!



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She brings America back to 1776.
She feels the belly button pulse.
Her head thinks like a baby moose.
Mr. E.'s song lyrics spills from lips.
She has red porky pie white tooth.
She's exciting and invites drama.
Mr. E.'s bathroom has her photo.
Mr. E.s stomach knots with gas.
O breast remind Me E. of Liberty.
Sara Palin holds fish tail in scale.
She loves sane McCain's Justice.
From her hips flow vast Freedom.
Every protein brain, calloused pinky,
and duh-dead conscience must agree.
Mr.E. and Sarah breath Life's dramas.
Sarah Palin electrified fried pan geese.
No more hunger, poverty, praise Mr. E.!
Ya two cuddle up with wild moose ducks!
I Hope Mr. E. emails WH cook Sam Kass!
Mr.E. can be our vice-president some day!
Only if you promise to forget me when I'm done.
R~~
R
A fine article you have posted here. I do hope you will do me the honor of perusing my latest.
Thank you ever so.
I happen to like her photo in her shorts.
And that face. Man, who needs brains when you got....never mind!!!
Bravo Mr. E!! :)
I was going to comment: I like cake. But the above statement has me in sort of a huff. Sounds sexist, Dear John.
I still love ya, but in the words of Aunt Esther, "WHAT IT SUCKA!"