Many years ago the Jehovah's Witness came a-calling... I saw 'em walking up the driveway as I was getting out of the shower, and of course moments later the doorbell rang. I figured "What the hell..." and went and answered it. When I opened the door it was the strangest thing-- they looked at me, then at each other, then back at me again-- and then took off like a rocket. As I watched 'em leave I remember thinking "Maybe next time I should put on a robe..."