If you refuse to watch particular childish, pre-pubescent, heavily-contrived skits on certain Saturday late-night television-- that's a "Wainscot".

If you don't want to look at butts, that's an Ascot.

If you wanna avoid diminuative females, that's a "MaryLouiseAlcott".

If avoiding luggage, that's a "Carrycot".

Dislike of rolls is a "Biscot".

Spurning the month before May is an "Apricot".

Making a stand against ordering every item separately (or words that sound the same) is an "Alacot".

Speaking out against bold colors is a "Dicot"

Avoiding the use of grills is a "Charcot".

Picketing pigeons is a "Dovecot"

If you only have one person holding a sign, that's a "Monocot".

If everybody's holding a sign, that's a "Polycot".

If you don't wanna sleep, that's just a "Cot".

If you don't like the way he dicked you over, that's a "Penobscot"

Disliking leafy greens is a "Salacot".

Avoiding church is a "Mascot"

Foreswearing Sweaters is a "Woolcot", (also known as a "Sheepcott")

Problems with your comforter is a "Douvecot"

Sneering snails is an "Escot"

Avoid strumpets in bright red clothing is a "Coquelicot"

If her last name is Ringwald its a "Mollycot"

Disliking Streisand is a "Babracot"

Avoiding alcoholic establishments is a "Barcot"

Speaking out against irresponsible pet owners is a "Doocot"

Eschewing antique firearms is a "Muscot"