Mr. E to Me

Just, you know... stuff
June 26, 2011 09:24AM
“Ole Christian Kvarme, man with pretentious airs, sit in own pew.”
About: Is nothing sacred? The sad demise of Norway's "sex priest"
June 17, 2011 09:16AM
“Wow, when did this get an EP ??? Bummer, I totally missed it!”
About: Why I Like the Movies
June 17, 2011 08:53AM
“Of course you know Anthony's gonna find a gig on the radio where he'll give new meaning to the term "Shock Jock"...”
About: How Did Weinergate Become A Three-Ringed Circus?
March 03, 2011 11:31PM
“I believe that this is the best thing you've written that I've had the pleasure to read. You have outdone yourself this time. Kudos to you! (P.S. If th…”
About: The Undercover Kingdom
March 03, 2011 11:46AM
“Patricia, that was very well done and it moved me deeply. Especially the part about your children, which I identify with and agree with completely. I t…”
About: Happiness With A Twist (Open Call)
March 02, 2011 11:18AM
“"You cocksucking toad spanking monkey wanker" Wow, you really do your homework...”
About: Ain't the Internet Grand?! How I learned to plug in my mic!
January 26, 2011 05:34PM
“Nancy Grace is boredom incarnate.”
About: My take on the State of the Union
January 26, 2011 05:24PM
“It's a shame you're already taken, that's all I have to say.”
About: Questions I Shouldn't Be Asking
January 26, 2011 05:22PM
“"Yet…at the same time…it was pretty horrifying. I mean, how does it just float there? What if it falls or something?" It does…”
About: My Favorite Martian
January 26, 2011 05:18PM
“Oh, I just thought your dog ate them.”
About: deleted due to meanness
January 26, 2011 04:53PM
“You want fries with that?”
About: My take on the State of the Union
January 26, 2011 12:33PM
“"But enough about me, let's talk about you.... what do YOU think about ME !?!?!" :-) I think being self-absorbed is a natural part of the hum…”
About: It's All About Me
January 12, 2011 11:27AM
“Awesome idea, let's get right on that!”
About: Can We Please Stop Calling Everything “Awesome”?
January 12, 2011 11:26AM
“That's good Tink, one of your better ones.”
About: KITCHEN CHALLENGE: Aunty's Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
January 11, 2011 10:06PM
“Oh, I forgot to mention, there's an empty cell here at the turkish prison if you care to join me...?”
About: Hookers and Cocaine --- The Guide to Life and stuff
January 11, 2011 09:54PM
“Apparently nobody wants to end up on his Christmas list...”
About: Congresswoman Shot By Uncle Fester
January 11, 2011 09:51PM
“A young doe walking out of the woods shakes her head and says "That's the last time I do *that* for two bucks..."”
About: Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People
January 11, 2011 09:43PM
“Somehow it all makes twisted sense... Tinkertink, the pompous prelate of the peculiar priory "Our Lady of the Petulant Pussy", reveals with r…”
About: Hookers and Cocaine --- The Guide to Life and stuff
November 03, 2010 07:56AM
“Yeah, right. Good thought and all. But then what did everybody do? Go out and make sure they voted for the exact mix of critters that WON'T be able to ge…”
About: Dear Congress, One And All: Get Your Act Together
November 03, 2010 07:39AM
“The last time I left the International History Channel on overnight, I dreamed I was Napoleon making out with Marie Antoinette. When I woke up I was ho…”
About: A Grand Day Indeed --- Day after Election 2010!
September 25, 2010 10:57AM
“Sum people are 2 good 4 6, so they masturb-8 instead. Didja hear what happened to Agent 99? Max factor.... 69 is treacherous, one slip of the tongue and…”
About: 69 Held Hostage...Marital Breakdown Inevitable
September 09, 2010 05:39PM
“I reckon the rest of us just found out about feminine odor the hard way too... (I'm not sure whether to shake your hand 'thank you' or not...) :-) ”
About: I Found Out About Feminine Odour The Hard Way
September 04, 2010 12:12PM
“Oh, and you also did not indicating anything unusual about the clothing, such as the shorts being soaking wet, that would convey that clue to the reade…”
About: Nudist Colony Murder Mystery...Who Killed scammer?
September 04, 2010 12:09PM
“But it was your first sentence, which I was thinking as I read it-- this had got to be the big clue.... "staying in a lee-side, lake-side rustic c…”
About: Nudist Colony Murder Mystery...Who Killed scammer?
September 04, 2010 12:02PM
“That was actually my secondary thought -- "bakingly hot and steamy in mid-July", "Arriving there 30 minutes later, pouring with sweat&qu…”
About: Nudist Colony Murder Mystery...Who Killed scammer?
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