MrsRaptor
- Location
- Arthur, Ontario, Canada
- Birthday
- May 22
- Bio
- I'm an old, short, fat, unsightly, grouchy, reformed troll with a bad attitude and a cricket bat.
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I need to state clearly that English is not my first language. There are upwards of 600,000 words in the English language. In my native language there are a mere 11,000 and most of those are entire concepts (kind of like the theory of relativity) rather than words which translate individually.
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Free advice: Don't.
MY RECENT POSTS
- A Congregation of
Alligators...
February 08, 2012 04:50PM - What Are They?
February 07, 2012 09:00PM - Election Cycle Reminder...
January 12, 2012 04:50PM - I think I'm gonna cry...
January 05, 2012 07:02PM - Honor...
January 01, 2012 12:57PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Jon... this is the short
version.
In 1999 they
were sexually assaulted...
the…”
February 13, 2012 03:38PM - “My intent was not to
offend... but rather to point
out that
you appear to be a
ra…”
February 13, 2012 03:16PM - “I have a pair of teens
who changed history.. and I am
VERY
proud of their
accompl…”
February 13, 2012 01:48PM - “I'm not inclined to
believe either party... or
their
candidates.
I'm
also know…”
February 13, 2012 01:35PM - “Interesting...
You call it 'FAITH'... We call
it something else because
your
r…”
February 13, 2012 01:29PM
MrsRaptor's Links
A Congregation of Alligators...
Here's the answers to my post yesterday...
A congregation of alligators.
A shrewdness of apes.
A cete of badger.
A sleuth of bears.
A volery of birds.
An obstinacy of buffalo.
A coalition of cheetah.
A murder of crows.
A piteousness… Read full post »
What Are They?
I have a bit of odd trivia... the following are all groups of animals... without using a search engine how many do you know?
A Congregation of?
A Shrewdness of?
A Cete of?
A Sleuth of?
A Volery of?
An Obstinacy of?
A Coalition of?
A Murder… Read full post »
Election Cycle Reminder...
Yes, I know... elections are boring things most of the time. But in this season of caucuses and primaries it pays to remind voters of a couple of things...
First: Presidential primaries/caucuses are typically NOT on the same day as you winnow out senator and congressman… Read full post »
I think I'm gonna cry...
Great big huge tears...
Crocodile tears... but still huge tears...
I got an email elsewhere which read "Do you like well hung men?"
I sent him back an email which read
"I LOVE well hung men! How are you at tying knots?"
I'm… Read full post »
Honor...
Honor is a noun, a verb and an adjective.
As a noun honor is defined as: honesty, fairness, or integrity in one's beliefs and actions
As a verb honor is defined as: to hold in honor or high respect; revere.
As an adjective honor is defined as: of, pertaining to, or… Read full post »
GNS: I fixed my coffee pot... and I didn't kill anyone...
The Pilot and I got up this morning and I went to make coffee only to discover that, for some obscure reason, my brand spanking new (I have had it a WEEK) coffee pot would not brew coffee.
I do not function well without coffee... and after an hour… Read full post »
I love this guy...
I love this guy. His name is Aaron Huey. Watch and listen...
Pay close attention to the map he shows... and to the history, which is provably factual. Read full post »
Saggy Britches, Staple Guns and Axe...
As we all know, I normally reside in a very rural area. Out here in the sticks I appear to have conquered the problem of saggy britches... at least in the kids who come to my house. What did I do?
*Laughs evilly*
I laid a staple gun and… Read full post »
The Pilot: Lezlie's Naughty Open Call
Standing, looking at myself in the mirror I see the evidence of what brought this satisfied smile to my face. The pink cheeks. The whisker burn. I smell the evidence and feel it too. His cologne on my skin. That slight, subtle smell which no amount of showering wi… Read full post »
From "criminal" to College Student...
From all appearances Jamie is a nice young man. Twenty years old, good head on his shoulders, starts college in January. He has dreams. His head is screwed on straight, he works two jobs and he's going places. Hard to believe the kid I met six years ago who had bee… Read full post »
Why I believe in Santa's Cause...
A crusty curmudgeon and a cast of characters taught me the wonder of Santa's Cause...
My Crusty Curmudgeon Father:

In October of 1981 my father (pictured above in 1990) was admitted to Northern Michigan Hospitals to have bypass surgery done in the hopes of… Read full post »
Leopards, Desert Tortoises, Joshua Trees and Harry Reid
What could those 4 things possibly have in common? You will see...
Last night I was speaking to a former (you will see why I say "former" in a moment) friend and he informed me that he had purchased his wife a leopard cub. Now, normally I would probably… Read full post »
My wonderful adult child:
You are, each and every one of you, unique unto yourselves. I have loved you since the moment I first learned of your existence. I will cease loving you when I cease breathing and even then I would hope you remember being loved by me.
We have learned together over… Read full post »
AM I the only one who doesn't care who he's screwing?
Herman Cain can bump uglies with who the hell ever he wants to... I DO NOT CARE so long as his paramour is (a) not ME and (b) a consenting adult!
I said the SAME damn thing about Bill Clinton... I don't CARE who he's bumping uglies with... so… Read full post »
Bigs, Littles, Christmas, Each one Teach one...
Around here we have "bigs" and we have "littles" and I am a huge believer in "Each One Teach One."
"Bigs" are teenagers. "Littles" are tweens and younger. "Each One Teach One" is the idea that each of us is capable of teaching another person something of value. … Read full post »
Surprising Likes...I may make it to 7 of them. LOL
I may or may not make it to 7... We'll see.
Grandchildren: Honestly, I did not think I would like being a grandmother. I'm not quite 50, I have nine grandchildren ranging from newborn up to age 13. When my oldest grandchild was born I was… Read full post »
Diane Sawyer, 20/20 and missing the good on Pine Ridge
I have been meaning to write this for almost 3 weeks. I have been too angry to write this for almost 3 weeks.
If you missed the 20/20 episode entitled "Children of the Plains" I would advise taking 40 minutes out of your life and watching it before reading the… Read full post »
Strange things found searching THOMAS
I originally went searching for the text to the `National Security and Federal Lands Protection Act' (H.R. 1505 of 2011) because I simply could NOT believe anyone would be so STUPID as to believe there is a significant amount of illegal immigration going on through wilderness areas on the borde… Read full post »
There is no parallel between Native Americans & Palestinians
This post is the result of a comment I made on Jonathan Wolfman's post this morning. For a little context please read his post: http://open.salon.com/blog/jlw1/2011/09/27/israel_and_the_palestinian_authority_at_the_united_nations
It is a frequent parallel drawn... that between Native Americans… Read full post »
I wouldn't throw 'em outta bed... Open Call...
A comment that I made in the middle of the night last night about how I wouldn't throw Taio Cruz outta bed got me to thinking about who else I wouldn't throw outta bed... and why.
In Taio Cruz's case... He's an adorable guy and whilst I prefer men with… Read full post »
This kid has a set of pipes... and the song is cute too...
her name is China McLain... and I predict she's going places..
Give her a listen... And tell me what you think.
She also did a fantastic job on a Tao Cruz song called "Dynamite"...
First her version:
The… Read full post »
"Strange conversation number 19,365,781,465"
I think.
Perhaps
Maybe
It could be even higher though given how often the person I was conversing with and I have strange conversations or make strange observations.
The following is our conversation... she had sent me a link to something on yahoo which reminded me to check… Read full post »
Saying "Good bye" to an old friend...
Recently the former superintendent of the school system where I went to elementary and high shool passed away. Tom was beloved by many... including myself.
He was a man who KNEW intimately the value of an education. He came from very humble beginnings himeslf - he was r… Read full post »
Calling BS on the whole "Americans take care of their own"
Someone made a comment on a post that, I must admit, left me with my jaw dropped to my chest and shaking my head... to the point where I HAVE to call "BULLSHIT"! The comment was: "This country has a history of being the best, of giving a damn, of taking… Read full post »
A pound of Gold and a pound of feathers...
Without researching...
Which weighs more...
A pound of Gold?

Or a pound of Feathers?
Updates
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Who Uses Contraception and Why--And Why The Right Will Lose
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today we dont have to be soldiers, dont have to be soldiers
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I 'Heart' Mother
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The first post for Salon--After Dark
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ANOTHER GREAT DAY IN NEW JERSEY!
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For my Wife On Valentine's Day and all the Days beyond
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Ablebodied men: Downton Abbey vs Battlestar Galactica!
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