MrsRaptor

MrsRaptor
Location
Arthur, Ontario, Canada
Birthday
May 22
Bio
I'm an old, short, fat, unsightly, grouchy, reformed troll with a bad attitude and a cricket bat. ---------------------------------------------------- I need to state clearly that English is not my first language. There are upwards of 600,000 words in the English language. In my native language there are a mere 11,000 and most of those are entire concepts (kind of like the theory of relativity) rather than words which translate individually. ----------------------------------------------------- Free advice: Don't.

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SEPTEMBER 12, 2011 9:56PM

"Strange conversation number 19,365,781,465"

Rate: 2 Flag

I think.  

Perhaps

Maybe 

It could be even higher though given how often the person I was conversing with and I have strange conversations or make strange observations.  

The following is our conversation... she had sent me a link to something on yahoo which reminded me to check my email... which led to the conversation. 

I am "SM" my friend is "MM"...   

SM: OH GOOD "Hairclub for MEN" is looking for me because I have male pattern baldness..............
MM: look female to me love
SM: I thought I was... but hey I also get mail because I am apparently suffering from "Erectile dysfunction"
MM: < got nothing
MM: apart from a  BADLY bitten tongue

SM: and for SOME reason none of the people pushing the pink and blue pills can tell me WHEN I GREW A DAMN PENIS
MM: would you have noted it in yer diary? or a day planner?
MM: cos ya sure as fuck didnt mention it me
SM: I certainly would have... but I apparently didn't
SM: =))
MM:ROFLMAO
SM: Strange conversation number 19365781465
MM: yep 

My friend and I have several dozen similar conversations a week...  

Which is how we got to "Strange conversation number 19,365,781,465"

Now aren't ya glad you aren't forced into having conversations with me where I ask you when I grew a penis? 

*Snerk* 

 

 

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Laughter is a necessity...

Better laughter than tears...

And who knows one of you might be able to tell me when I grew that penis I apparently have grown without my knowledge.

*Looks around expectantly*
“*Snerk*” indeed!
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