Herman Cain can bump uglies with who the hell ever he wants to... I DO NOT CARE so long as his paramour is (a) not ME and (b) a consenting adult!
I said the SAME damn thing about Bill Clinton... I don't CARE who he's bumping uglies with... so long as it ain't ME and they are consenting adults!
People can be as freaky as they want to be in the sex department and it's NOT MY BUSINESS so long as they are being freaky with a consenting adult and IT IS NOT ME! I don't CARE!
I do however commence to get a mite ANNOYED when the National Press drags some asshat's sex life into MY living room day after day for weeks on end.
For the Press... I DO NOT CARE about his sex life... Hell I wouldn't CARE if his life was sex-less either! I DO care that you keep dragging this BULLSHIT about politicians' sex lives into MY living room. Don't bother telling me to "change the channel"... I don't WATCH television but every idiot with cranialrectumitis in the world is TALKING ABOUT Herman Cain's sex life because YOU keep turning up the heat on that burner hoping to... do something... Goddess knows WHAT you are accomplishing OTHER than to annoy my old, fat, grouchy ass! And you are doing a MAGNIFICENT job annoying my fat, grouchy, old ass!
I don't CARE who he's scroggin, scrumpin, bumping uglies with, shagging OR fucking...
Sit down and SHUT THE FUCK UP already...