Herman Cain can bump uglies with who the hell ever he wants to... I DO NOT CARE so long as his paramour is (a) not ME and (b) a consenting adult!
I said the SAME damn thing about Bill Clinton... I don't CARE who he's bumping uglies with... so long as it ain't ME and they are consenting adults!
People can be as freaky as they want to be in the sex department and it's NOT MY BUSINESS so long as they are being freaky with a consenting adult and IT IS NOT ME! I don't CARE!
I do however commence to get a mite ANNOYED when the National Press drags some asshat's sex life into MY living room day after day for weeks on end.
For the Press... I DO NOT CARE about his sex life... Hell I wouldn't CARE if his life was sex-less either! I DO care that you keep dragging this BULLSHIT about politicians' sex lives into MY living room. Don't bother telling me to "change the channel"... I don't WATCH television but every idiot with cranialrectumitis in the world is TALKING ABOUT Herman Cain's sex life because YOU keep turning up the heat on that burner hoping to... do something... Goddess knows WHAT you are accomplishing OTHER than to annoy my old, fat, grouchy ass! And you are doing a MAGNIFICENT job annoying my fat, grouchy, old ass!
I don't CARE who he's scroggin, scrumpin, bumping uglies with, shagging OR fucking...
Sit down and SHUT THE FUCK UP already...
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Then, again, perhaps you don't.
By the way, what's the ethical difference between stealing a pencil from your employer and stealing $1 million from your employer?
As for ethical this and that, if you think a faithful man to his wife is not as capable of lies, obstruction of justice and the rest while at work, well, I'd think again.
Ethically speaking there is NO difference between swiping a pencil (paper clip, post it pad... whatever) from your employer and swiping a million bucks from them. Now, being a suspicious character... allow me to point out that I am *retired*... and self-supporting. The ONLY for pay employment I have these days happens a whopping 5 or 6 days a year and it's called "Election Inspector."
TMI Larry!
Just thinking... there is NO such animal as a "100% faithful" spouse... regardless of gender.
Even Jimmy Carter. : )
{{I just want to remember that I never want to get on that side of you ;) }}
Honestly though, all of these sexual shenanigans rolled over and over are tiring, when there are so many - MANY - other subjects they could be focused on that are more important for getting this country back on a reasonable track :-/.
Rated for rantin' and ravin'.
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I do not give a shit who he is fucking (so long as it is a consenting adult or a mechanical device) and I do not care who any of the other candidates are fucking either.
And like you, MrsRaptor, I am tired of this being the major gotcha we have on politicians.
Great post.
Lezlie
The Republicans started "morality" politics and so far the concept has taken down far more Republicans than Democrats. It must have something to do with repressed desire. It's that, or stupidity just makes ya horny.
b) I don't mind them going on about it in the press if it means it keeps that idiot out of the White House.
Frank... I REALLY wish they would talk about something IMPORTANT... and who's zoomin who rates a -15 on an importance scale of 1 to 10.
Lezlie... Heck I would assist in the evisceration... my knives are sharp enough to shave with so they wouldn't feel a thing.. at least until their innards are on the floor. *Evil Grin*
CC it got old fast...
Paul.. I maintain that if one wishes to go into politics they should be required to be a eunuch so the press can concentrate on the important stuff rather than the bullshit.
Matt... I haven't watched TV in more years than Survivor has been on tv... and I still put up with the boob tube watchers droning on and on and on and on and on about the latest sex scandal in the political arena.
Zanelle... I agree... stand up and say "We had a mutually satisfying relationship" and move the hell on... it's NOT that difficult and anyone who thinks married men (or women) are somehow exempt from "straying" has some serious cognitive dissonance going.
Gee... whilst I agree he's an idiot who should not be sitting in the Whitehouse or anywhere else where decisions about other people's lives are made... I just get the giggles over the thought of him being nude.
However, I do care that he has a history of (allegedly) sexually harassing women who have worked for him.
First... it's the United States... EVERY citizen-by-birth has the RIGHT to run for elected office... including Herman Cain. Whether they can be elected or not is the question and frankly I do not believe ANY of the Republican candidates are electable. That is however, simply my opinion.
Second... President Obama is no more 110% faithful than YOU are. Do you LOOK at women other than your wife and find them attractive? Guess what... whether you INTEND to follow through on that attraction or not.. you are NOT faithful *in fact* to your wife.
Lastly... You have the absolute RIGHT to your religious beliefs. *I* also have the absolute RIGHT to MY religious beliefs. YOUR rights END where MINE begin. Check yours at the door... you do NOT have my consent (EVER) to come into MY space and IMPOSE your religious beliefs upon me. I'm Native American... YOUR religious beliefs have been FORCED upon Native Americans for more than 500 years... do you really want to go there?
Cranky... I agree... alleged sexual harassment of women IS something the voting public has the absolute right to know about. Sexually harassing a woman, whether it was one or 100, is no more appropriate behavior than molesting children is... and I would absolutely WANT to know if one of the clowns had been accused of molesting a child as well.
What I can't see the validity of is the press spending 6 weeks chewing this cud.
Cain- meh, I never watch the tv and know all about it due to it being on loudly in the next room (pervasively, perpetually, pissingmeoffedly) at work. Try getting away from tv exposure these days. I do think he should step down though. Makes me wonder about the Republican party- did they seriously not vet him, or just wanted points for being 'nonracist' because they let a black man run for them in a year they knew they had no chance of winning. Kind of like Sarah Palin for VP last year, that's the repubs support of women. Come on, really? You had no better contenders? I think they pick pinatas subconsciously because they think that women and minorities ARE less than.