MrsRaptor

MrsRaptor
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Arthur, Ontario, Canada
Birthday
May 22
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I'm an old, short, fat, unsightly, grouchy, reformed troll with a bad attitude and a cricket bat. ---------------------------------------------------- I need to state clearly that English is not my first language. There are upwards of 600,000 words in the English language. In my native language there are a mere 11,000 and most of those are entire concepts (kind of like the theory of relativity) rather than words which translate individually. ----------------------------------------------------- Free advice: Don't.

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JANUARY 5, 2012 7:02PM

I think I'm gonna cry...

Rate: 14 Flag

Great big huge tears... 

Crocodile tears... but still huge tears...   

 

I got an email elsewhere which read "Do you like well hung men?"  

I sent him back an email which read

"I LOVE well hung men!   How are you at tying knots?"  

I'm not sure but I think I scared him...   

He certainly disappeared.   

It's really too bad...  

I need to practice my rope work... and the Pilot isn't up for being tied up.  

*Sigh*   

Guess I will have to go in search of a different vict... erm... volunteer.  

 

 

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Hoist on his own petard! If he's smart, he's out buying some rope.
just phyllis
January 05, 2012 07:17 PM
Desert... I'm a twisted wench.

Phyllis... he's only looking for rope if he wants to learn to make a hangman's noose. :D

Darla... that has gotten to be my "stock answer" to what I consider to be a stupid question.
MrsRaptor
January 05, 2012 07:28 PM
How good is he at untying knots? Lovely piece. Makes me smile. Good to see you here.
zanelle
January 05, 2012 07:40 PM
Love your answer!
BuffyW
January 05, 2012 09:19 PM
ROFL!!!! LOVE this!
MichelleD
January 05, 2012 10:02 PM
Zanelle... I can be extremely snarky when the mood strikes.

LL glad to see it brought a smile to your face. :)

Buffy... sometimes my snark is a bit ... erm... "deflating"

RW... I'm sure he was...
MrsRaptor
January 05, 2012 10:46 PM
Pawed! You scarred him for life, Mrs. Raptor. I bet you anything he does not know you; I guess now he does. Excellent! R
Thoth
January 05, 2012 11:02 PM
You know, the best riggers (knot-smiths) never cut their ropes.
Gary Justis
January 05, 2012 11:49 PM
Of course you LOVE "well hung men"......
What else are you going to do with them? I mean, you're sure not going to let them try their hand with a weed-whacker, now are you?!!

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skypixie0
January 06, 2012 02:23 AM
{{G}}

Rated for the wonder of the great wide world of the internet - and SPAM.
Seer
January 10, 2012 01:44 AM
I think I am going to cry with you. Is that OK?
Algis Kemezys
January 11, 2012 11:14 AM
Lord but I hope not Thoth. Obviously that line works with a certain percentage of women but what ever possessed him to send it to a woman who very clearly says she's not looking to get laid will remain a mystery.

Gary... I have heard that.

Skye... there's lots of large trees here...

Seer... yep on the SPAM... but I occasionally get notes asking if I want to purchase viagra too.

Algis... you may do whatever you wish.
MrsRaptor
January 11, 2012 07:12 PM