MrsRaptor

MrsRaptor
Location
Arthur, Ontario, Canada
Birthday
May 22
Bio
I'm an old, short, fat, unsightly, grouchy, reformed troll with a bad attitude and a cricket bat. ---------------------------------------------------- I need to state clearly that English is not my first language. There are upwards of 600,000 words in the English language. In my native language there are a mere 11,000 and most of those are entire concepts (kind of like the theory of relativity) rather than words which translate individually. ----------------------------------------------------- Free advice: Don't.

MY RECENT POSTS

Editor’s Pick
DECEMBER 15, 2009 3:40PM

Solving the Fruitcake Dilemma (Foodie Tuesday)

Every year, starting about Labor day, we see them.  They resemble bricks and if you try to take a bite out of one you are likely to break a tooth.  There are hundreds of jokes about using them for pavers on the new patio, using them for skeet, using them for… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
JULY 28, 2009 3:53PM

Surviving Abuse (LONG)

Grab a coke, a smoke and a snack... this is the longest post I will ever likely make.  I'm just touching the "highlights" here...  it would likely be a couple hundred pages long if I decided to write it ALL out.   I will detail the aftermath another day.  … Read full post »

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JULY 25, 2009 12:54AM

I wouldn't have missed it for the world...Disabled x 3

Three of our children are disabled.  Harry, age 15; Lexi, age 6 and Angel, age 6.   There have been many days when I have, at the end of the day, sat down and bawled my eyes out and thought "Why me Lord?" and then I look at my sleeping angels and… Read full post »