Mary Stanik

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MAY 15, 2011 9:42PM

Republicans who cannot decide? Chicken or good sense?

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Is it just me or are some of the Republicans who people thought surely would run for president, but have either decided not to or are still sitting on I-might fences, just chicken?  Or, are some of them, maybe, just maybe, exhibiting good sense?  Don’t go nuts.  I just said maybe. 

Now that Mike Huckabee and Haley Barbour have decided they don’t have the fire in their bellies to run for president (and in Huckabee’s case, he probably also doesn’t have the fire in his wallet to permit him to relinquish those speaking dollars and fair and balanced Fox News paychecks), all we have to do is see if Mitch Daniels thinks that Americans won’t care if he was abandoned by his wife for a time.  Truth be told, he does look like the sort of Mr. Ollie or Kewpie Doll kind of guy his far more babe-acious and interesting wife would leave for another man.  Though I doubt we’ll ever really know why Cheri decided to come back.  Of course, there’s also Mitt Romney, who even without neckties, Ken hair, RomneyCare and pressed jeans, has to be thinking about how he is going to look mas macho and imposing and front runner-certain nominee amidst such a, well, sorry lot of real and potential opponents.

Yes, I said sorry.  Look at Donald Trump, if you can manage it.  I didn’t say listen to Donald Trump.  Then there’s Sarah Palin.  Personally, I think Sarah will keep refudiating things, shooting animals and collecting big speech fees for as long as she can before the calendar forces her to say, ya know, I don’t think the White House is for me, I hear you have to work hard, meet foreigners, and it’s also kind of hard to resign if you get sick of it all.  Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, who resembles the kindly high school social studies teacher all of us might have had, is about as bland as the cream of mushroom-laden dishes his state is infamous for throughout the world.  There’s the Eye of Newt Gingrich, who comes with lots of marital and verbal baggage as well as a 23 years his junior third wife who makes the Stepford Wives look like pothead organic goddesses living on a commune in Eugene, Oregon (a nice enough place where I actually lived for a while, though not on a commune, or as a pothead organic goddess).  And of course, there’s Tea Party Princess Michele Bachmann and her version of our Constitution.

All of this aside, I have found myself starting to think that maybe not all of the ones who have not yet declared are chicken, or hungry for the money they can make from television, speeches, books, or political action committees.  Perhaps some of them realize they cannot win, so why go raise money before rich dimtwits and talk to Cub Scouts and factory workers when you could be doing just about anything else.  Maybe some of them know, whether in their guts or in their heads, that they don’t have the mental gravitas a president should have if he or she is going to do a reasonably good job.  Could it be that some of them know that the demands of the presidency and life in the White House, despite access to Air Force One, the limousine Beast, and helicopters, can be hell on family life or just plain life in general?  In today’s world, a Secret Service enmeshed president cannot, for instance, decide to pop across the street for a Whopper and fries or a new shirt.  Or meet some of the boys and girls from the old job back home at the bar for a few cold ones.  Nor can a modern president conduct an extramarital affair, affairs or just plain flings (without the walk of shame, the Secret Service and the limousines take care of that one) without great difficulty and the almost certain knowledge that he or she will be outed, whether by errant staff, ticked paramours in dresses of navy or any other color, saved emails and text or voice mail messages, or vigilant reporters.  Hell.  And for a job, despite the perks, including Camp David and daily visits by a physician (which might not be too appealing to some of the might-be Republican candidate crowd, based on their current physical appearances), that only pays $400,000 taxable per year?  Some of these people make that for delivering four or five speeches.  Not counting expenses.

What it comes down to is this:  the presidency is a damn tough job with the possibility for great rewards and even greater punishments.  If you aren’t willing to give it everything you’ve ever imagined in the way of sacrifice and more, you need to stay home and keep making speeches before wide-eyed partisan fans.  And if some of these Republicans aren’t running because they’re chicken, that’s fine.  These days, we don’t need poultry in the White House anywhere but the kitchen.  And if they are, by chance, displaying matured reasoning in their unwillingness to run, well then, dang, the country wins as well.  We don’t need any reluctant presidents.

In a funny way, maybe this is some of the change we can believe in that a lot of us have said we wanted.

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Yes to all of the above.

George Will said today that the only people he could see taking the oath of office in Jan 2013, besides Obama, were Pawlenty and Daniels. I suspect he doesn't think the others have the gravitas, and he's probably right.

Of course, the contradiction for the GOP candidates is that, for all their talk about hating government, they seem to spend most of their time trying to be a part of it.
As a right of center Republican, it is embarassing to say the least. I'm not a fan of any of the possible nominations. Once upon a time, I had some respect for Sarah Palin, however; she has dug herself in a hole she will never get out of. Agree, Newt has too much baggage, Huckabee--not sure having a Baptist minister run the country is wise, (sound decision to withdraw), Romney, not really a conservative (in my opinion)--killed that with RomneyCare, and Donald Trump is a joke. Trump is the last person on the planet who should be representing our country.
It is way to early to tell who will run or not. The media tries and force the issue, but the truth is early front runners both republican and democrats usually do not end up with the nomination or presidency. If being the early front runner was so special then Hillary would have been running against Rudy in the last election.

In the case of Huckabee I don't think it is chicken to view the potential political climate and be realistic about running in a race you know you will not win. Trump is doing it for the camera time. Palin is just a political animal who will flirt with running only to keep your lucrative speaking and book deals flowing.

Obama may be unbeatable today with the Capture of Bin Laden, but people will forget especially if gas is 5 bucks a gallon and unemployment remains high come election day. 18 months is a long time in political terms and no one knows who will be running much less win the 2012 election.
Funny but true, Mary. Many of the old guard are perhaps coming to grips with the fact that they are either too unpalatable to the public at large, to win; or they have finally gotten their egos in check sufficiently to realize that the presidency is not a job for the soft, the weak, or the timid. Donald Trump will find that it's no place for a shameless self-promotional weasel, either.

Being POTUS is a tough gig. It always was, it always will be. Washington, Adams, and Jefferson struggled to justify the sacrifice that's required to do the job. I suspect Clinton, Bush, and Obama have the same reservations when they're off on their own, and being honest with themselves.

I love politics like other people love sports. Politics is a much rougher game, however. This is a full contact, soul wrenching game. Anyone who enters the arena needs to know that up front, or pay the price for their ignorance and egocentricity.
Some Republicans wanted Texas Governor Rick Perry to run, but he has been too busy running his Texas monarchy. It's hard work, but someone has to put public school teachers out of work, rewrite school history books to resemble a fairy tale, and ensure that teenage girls in Texas have an ample opportunity to get pregnant before they graduate.
- well done, Mary. Some of the possible candidates are simply frightening. There are no simple solutions, nor a place for a Chief Executive of the country who is not intellectual curious.
You are way to early for this piece. You need to wait for a few months. It takes a lot more than balls to run. What you are calling chicken maybe something as simple as not being able to get the people in place to make a run for it.

For me, I can't wait to see Newt in a debate with Obama. I'm sure someone will trip over Obama's teleprompter cord and unplug it causing people to cry foul. Newt will clean his clock.

As for Newt and his family life, you can thank President Clinton for putting that issue where the sun doesn't sign, or smoking it, or what ever. Nobody will care the first time Obama goes head to head with him, if he is not to chicken to take him on.