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A Dysfunctional Life in the Sticks
OCTOBER 24, 2010 7:19AM

Open Salon Spam Strike

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Silly silly me.  I really did think when OS was down for maintenance a week ago on Friday afternoon, that they were preparing to turn the big hoses on and wash out the weekend spammers. I don’t know why I thought that.  What week is this assault in now?  I’ve forgotten.  It’s the new normal.  We’ve given up.  Every Friday afternoon this place empties out.  Some poor soul comes in on Saturday and Sunday afternoons and mops up a bit, but it's like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. 

Last weekend I thought about going on strike.  Who would care, you might ask?  Or you might not, because you don’t care!  I rarely post, and my comments are few.  Ah, but I contribute page views!  I keep coming back, ever hopeful, like a hungry dog to an empty bowl.  Maybe Scoubidou will have returned.  Or Bellwether may have posted something fabulous.  Or a nice hot flame war has broken out.

But it’s all streaming sportscasts. And Monday morning brings this:

mary lin joined Open Salon. Welcome! 6:36AM   

I do think we have an editor (finally!) in Emily, but Emily is powerless here, and she’s telling us things will get better because – who wants to tell us things are going to get worse???  We’re not a fun crowd when we’re in a good mood.

It’s funny – Cindy Ross predicted ruination over a year ago, only it turned out to be much much worse than she ever guessed, because she thought we would be invaded by spam posts masquerading as real posts.  Ha.  That would almost be preferable.  At least there’d be something to read.  And faux-writers are too busy faux-writing to be hawking their wares in comments.

Myriad has suggested a strike in a comment on Catherine Forsythe’s post, and Cindy Ross has pointed out that a strike is probably useless.  But I don’t care.  I’m giving it one more week.  I’m going to post for Halloween, in spite of the spam.  Then I’m going on strike.  No more page views or posts from me until something changes.  After all, there’s plenty to read on the rest of the internets.  Even flame wars. 

 

 

UNION

 

Yeah, that will work.

 

Pft.

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STRIKE! STRIKE!! STRIKE!!!

:D

I do love the ad that has come up with this post --- I MAKE 437 POUNDS EVERY DAY, THE INTERNET HAS BLESSED ME WITH A 13,547 POUNDS A MONTH AT HOME JOB >> SEE HOW!!!

:D Gosh, that's a lot of dough, and the peeps in the pic are holding a big check to prove it!! Oh yea!! Thank you Open!!!

I wouldn't mind the god damn spam if the deletion process was as easy as it is to spam in the first place.

I couldn't even get my scroller to scroll down on the side, it would just lock up for five minutes. And then finally scroll, all the way down to like the beginning of October, so I had to try to scroll back up, another five minutes and by the time I got to where I needed to be, it was the usual, CLICK, WAIT FIVE MINUTES, YES I REALLY WANT TO DELETE MARY LIN, THANKS, WAIT 2 MINUTES, COMMENT DELETED!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Tink - I can't see that! Instead, I'm being promised a diet that tastes like ice cream. I can't complain about deleting spam because I never get any! Oh, wait. I did yesterday. It was the only comment I got when I posted in the middle of a flood of spam, and then the OS janitor mopped it away before I saw it, so I had no comments at all. You're looking and sounding angrier than usual! You swore! UNION!!!
My picket is ready. It IS getting pretty ridiculous. At least no one is offering to enlarge my penis as happened when spam on my email account started....
Antoinette - I forgot we needed pickets. I was too busy gathering flaming torches. Pickets are good for whacking. Must have pickets.
I read you, Mumble. And I do not accept the Paypal. Rated.
Lucy - Mastercard it is, then. But who is Ed Hardy?
Go to the most recent column on the home page, take a few minutes and scroll down, flag seven or eight spam and write in the the abuse box "fuck you assholes" and move on. I'll join the strike, shit I'm retired not doing something is what I do best. Money is going into somebody's pocket and it's definitely not the real writers here getting it. Yes the enjoyment of reading on the weekends here (or posting) is just about useless. The editors must be republicans. whoa! See ya.....o/e r****
Yea!! I swore!! I'll do it again, my one and only guilty pleasure besides Porn, is Open.Salon. I want it to go back to what it was like before the Spammers!!

Like you know, the flame wars, those were pretty funny!! :D

And yeah, flag the posts!! Flag the posts!!

I mean, Emily and her crew already know the spam is there, but make some funny comments like, THIS SPAM SUCKS, NOT ENOUGH PICS OF GUYS IN TIGHT JEANS!! :D

Think I'll go do that now!!!

NO MORE SPAM! NO MORE SPAM!! UNLESS IT HAS PINEAPPLE ON IT, AND EVEN THEN, NO MORE PINEAPPLE!! NO MORE PINEAPPLE!! :D
older/exasperated - Hunh. I tried flagging last year, when the spam was a comparative trickle, and it was too hard then. But I'll admit, I did not think of putting "fuck you, assholes" in the abuse box. I should have.
tink - when there are no more flame wars, the spammers have won! It's very sad. I like pineapple. I'm against celery. Guys in tight jeans are fine.
Great post! Hard-hitting, incisive and brilliant! I'm with you!
Mumbletypeg, thanks for the mention - it is much appreciated.

I think many people might be interested if they heard about this 'strike'. The problem is that it would be a massive effort in co-ordination and letting people know. Some people openly have stated [I believe Cranky was one - forgive me, Cranky, if I am mistaken] and some have expressed in private messages that they intentionally post articles on Fridays that Emily will not pick. The reason for this is that any article on the front cover is a prime target for spam. An Editor's Pick on Friday would mean a weekend of deleting spam from the comment section.

It's daunting when the intent is to lower the quality of work. However, I understand completely. Further, closing the comments section, if selected to be on the cover, just defeats the whole aspect of interaction on this site.

Good luck with your efforts. I will participate if there is such a 'strike' effort. As I mentioned in that my post that you linked, I will not be posting any further articles with focus on the spam problem. I simply find it too disheartening and, frankly, I feel it is a waste of my time.
I don't post on weekends anymore and barely come by to read. There is no way I can wade through the mountain of spam and football and Ed Hardy.
See you on Monday.~r
YES!! YES!! YES!!
Union. We need ugg boots and lawn chairs.
I miss the lawn chair dude. He was cool as could be.
Spam sucks. Looks like someone could make the flood stop.
Spam, spam, no thank you, ma'am!
Yes, one blue cat for a spamless OS.
Thanks for speaking out.
OSers join power rings and unite!
Best Wishes,
Blittie
Catherine - you've done way more than your share in this spam war. You've made perfectly sensible suggestions, and it's clear they don't care. The notion that people now tailor their posts to avoid EPs on Fridays is just through-the-looking-glass wrong. I don't for a second think I will accomplish anything by refusing to come here when I start my strike, but my cranky self demands it. Thank you for trying.
Joan H. - this will be my last Monday. Next Monday I'm out of here! NO MORE PAGE VIEWS. Which reminds me, I should start counting them.
Mission - I'll bet the lawn chair person even rated. These spammers are useless.
Blittie - it's like (forgive me) herding cats, but we could at least try.
I'll join in, I guess. What do i have to do again? Maybe a 24 hour strike, midweek, by, say 100 people who post every day, and a bunch of us who post less frequently, would send a message?
I'm really stunned that people are not posting on Fridays because of a fear of getting an EP and then combating spam! Are EP's so assured these days that people fret about which day they'll get one?
aim - I'm not trying to organize anything specific. I'm just boycotting the place as of November 1, until they do something about this craziness. But I like your idea of a 24-hour strike. I have no influence here with people, but you might. If you want to propose something, I'll do it.
The answer to controlling spam seems simple. The OS programmer could write a little PHP code allowing writers to approve every comment before it gets posted. If I get 12 comments and 3 are legitimate, I would see them all lined up with approve button and a check box, so I could approve one by one or check the 3 and approve, and then check the other 9 and delete. No comment would ever appear unless approved by the blogger.
I'll join the strike, but I doubt if my not posting will have any affect here since nobody ever reads me. R
I'm in for a 24 hour strike. I'm in for whatever it takes.
whee - I just deleted my first spam comment!

Surazeus - um, but that would eliminate flame wars, too! And it doesn't get rid of the streaming sportscasts.

JoeBono - that's my problem, too, but you know they want our page views. If it weren't for all the page views, there'd be reason for spam.

Joan H. - I'm going to break my habit of paging through this place hopelessly no matter what. I may have to watch all of Hulu to do it, but it will be done.
I mean, of course, if it weren't for the page views, there'd be NO reason for spam.
I was suggesting today (http://open.salon.com/blog/myriad/2010/10/24/s_t_r_i_k_e_-_while_the_iron_is_cluttered_with_spam)
that we strike on Halloween weekend. A mid=week strike might be more effective (and noticeable)...
I sort of went on my own little private strike last summer when I was reading too much in-fighting amongst OS writers and complaints about who get the most EP's or Covers. Then there was that one guy who kept posting ridiculous things just to get the most reviews. It got a little ridiculous for me so I took some time off. Then I decided to come back - and now it's SPAM! And I've noticed that some of my favorite writers are no longer here. Sad........
Hey, I just got disappeared! My account no longer exists! Was it because I suggested a strike? (Watch out, Mumbly).
Myriad - I got really nervous when I saw you had been disappeared! Meanwhile, the Mary Lin who joined again this morning (9:44 a.m. Welcome!) is running loose. Gah. And damnation - all your posts! Fiends.
This seems kinda lame. Spam attacks happen on every site. Complain and bitch to the editors, where it belongs. Don't stop posting or contributing or the spammers win. That's pretty basic internet common sense.
themanhattankid - basic internet common sense - hee hee! Maybe after I finish watching all this football.

poorsinner 101 - it's got to be dire if it's making you lose your will to fight.
Why are there HUUUUUUGE delays and roadblocks to deleting the spam comments?

Remember, you read it here first.

I looked at the load block and stuff is loading as I wait and wait for the spam to delete.

It took 3 minutes, the last time.

Why the delays and difficulties with getting rid of the spam comments?

As for the strike, I've been on strike for months. I used to work hard, posting daily and bringing in 200 ad views a day.

Nutz to that.

I miss me friends who are gone from here. When the rest go, I'm gone because you all, and writing as I please without writing nazis is the only motivation to put up with the handicaps.

But OS has been a great place. I'm wondering if they are deliberately trying to get rid of us and to shut the place down by letting it become more and more of a drain on our patience.
Instant karma - I call for a strike...and get struck.
xenonlit xl - hmm. Are you implying...hmm. But wouldn't it be a lot easier just to shut the place down? I think they want the page views, which is why not posting isn't enough. We have to stop hoping things will be better tomorrow, and looking again.

Myriad - that's not karma. That's the gods being willful.
It definitely appears that OS management has lost control of the site. There is no longer any reason to report spam, because most of the activity is spam.

It's hard to imagine that this place will still be around a year from now.
tomreedtoon - I'm sorry. You've lost me back at the entrails.

mishima666 - it's a puzzle. I usually like puzzles. This one is tedious.
I've been at WordPress for a while. Just for safety, I've been putting things over there that are not OS specific.

I'm still trying to figure out if the Chinese men are hot and sweaty or if the room is hot and sweaty. Hmmmmm.....
tomreedtoon - and here I thought I was a pessimist.
Hell, I don't get EPs or covers(except on the 4hr thingie....which is about as bad as getting EPed or covered when it comes to Spam) and this weekend, I got hammered, it's becoming a big game, badge of honor....

"How many spammers did you get this weekend?"

"23!"

"Why you no good son of a bitch!! I only got 22!! :("

Sheesh.