Choses nouvelles? Nouvelle choses?
In the dull life of February Dogpatch, I didn't think I could come up with five new things, but voila!

Kitchen King Masala: I am a horrible snob about curry powders and pastes. I have none, and won't buy them. Ready-mixed Indian masalas I view differently, which I'm sure is silly. But this one [coriandre, cumin, piments, curcuma, poivre noir, clous de girofle, feuilles du fenugrec, sel, noix de muscade, gigembre deshydratee, graines de cardamome, canelle, bay leaf*, lentilles, fenonil, carvi, graines de moutarde, poudre d'ail, poudre d'oignon, fleurs de muscade, cardamome vert, asafoetida] turns ordinary potato curry into food for kings. I mean queens. Whatever, both of them, but more importantly, for peasants, too.
Breaking Bad: Vince Gilligan, one of my X-Files heroes, has created the most ghastly funny awful riveting show I've ever seen.
Shoveling snow by dragging the full shovel all the way back to me before lifting - why did it take my whole life to figure this out?
Making flat breads in a cast iron skillet - never eating disgusting Mission flour tortillas again, ever. They should be banned.
Crocheting with string - making something with string is oddly soothing.
*I don't know why the Indian manufacturer couldn't translate bay leaf into French, but I can't, either. According to Wikipedia, "Mahashian di Hatti" mean Shop of the Magnanimous in Punjabi, which is rather charming.


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Comments
Un cadeau: bay leaf = feuille de laurier
Bellwether - would you believe it's just flour and water? Because it is. Who knew paste could taste so good?
Rita - only if you can shovel. Black is the perfect description for BB.
mypsyche - okay, okay. See below.
gabbyabby - a well-seasoned cast iron pan is worth its weight in gold. Mine isn't so well-seasoned (it's needing a treatment session right now because occasionally I wash it) but it works okay.
FLAT BREAD RECIPE:
(roti, chapatis, or flour tortillas, whatever)
Two cups of flour will make eight. Size up accordingly. If you're going to heat up the cast iron skillet, you might as well make more.
One cup of whole wheat flour (King Arthur white wheat is good)
One cup of regular flour
(Or two cups of regular flour)
Mix in about a cup of warm water, a little at a time, with a pinch of salt if you want (not necessary), until you have a stiff dough. Knead it for four minutes or so. LET IT REST, COVERED, FOR THIRTY MINUTES. Divide it into eight balls. Roll each ball out to desired thickness (if you like them very thin, you'll have to spend a little more time at this). You should heat up the cast iron skillet for at least five minutes before you use it. It needs to be pretty hot. Slap down one of your flat breads in it. Watch in amazement as it transforms itself and puffs up a little. After half a minute or so, turn it over. If the skillet is hot enough, it may really puff up now. It doesn't matter if it doesn't, though. Another half a minute or so and you're done with it. It will have nice brown spots on both sides, but it shouldn't be so baked that it has dried out completely. Cook the rest while eating the first. Freeze what isn't going to be used immediately.