DOGPATCH DAYS
A Dysfunctional Life in the Sticks
MY RECENT POSTS
- Seventeen Pounds of Fruitcake
- Part 2
December 07, 2011 07:48AM - Seventeen Pounds of Fruitcake
- Part 1
December 06, 2011 10:57AM - Funeral Pie for Bellwether
Vance
December 05, 2011 12:53PM - God Takes Up Beekeeping
October 22, 2011 08:59AM - Qwikster Dies a Qwik Death -
Thank You, Netflix
October 10, 2011 11:08AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh, no. Arthur James! I
remember when he was a
white-head
avatar for ages,
and…”
April 27, 2012 04:36PM - “No, no, no. Sleep with
cats and dogs. They don't have
fleas
or tapeworms
anymor…”
March 10, 2012 01:54PM - “Our brains are wonderful
and terrible things. Being
able to
make people laugh
wh…”
March 10, 2012 01:35PM - “I so agree with you.
There's a tree in the woods
below me
that I give a wide
ber…”
March 10, 2012 01:23PM - “There are plenty of
creative geniuses in the
world. The three
you hold out
as su…”
February 26, 2012 08:41AM
Mumbletypeg's Links
April 27, 2012 04:36PM
“Oh, no. Arthur James! I remember when he was a white-head avatar for ages, and anyone else who used it seemed like a pretender to the throne. Come…”
About: In deepest Homage & Friendship: WHERE IS ART JAMES?
“Oh, no. Arthur James! I remember when he was a white-head avatar for ages, and anyone else who used it seemed like a pretender to the throne. Come…”
About: In deepest Homage & Friendship: WHERE IS ART JAMES?
March 10, 2012 01:54PM
“No, no, no. Sleep with cats and dogs. They don't have fleas or tapeworms anymore because of all their tick and heartworm meds, and they never hog you…”
About: TIRED OF LONELY EVENINGS?
“No, no, no. Sleep with cats and dogs. They don't have fleas or tapeworms anymore because of all their tick and heartworm meds, and they never hog you…”
About: TIRED OF LONELY EVENINGS?
March 10, 2012 01:35PM
“Our brains are wonderful and terrible things. Being able to make people laugh while you want to die is a skill that makes no sense, but a good sense o…”
About: Didn't you know something was wrong?
“Our brains are wonderful and terrible things. Being able to make people laugh while you want to die is a skill that makes no sense, but a good sense o…”
About: Didn't you know something was wrong?
March 10, 2012 01:23PM
“I so agree with you. There's a tree in the woods below me that I give a wide berth to, and I always try to be respectful of the fairies. Demons I pr…”
About: Book: A Field Guide to Demons, Fairies, Fallen Angels etc.,
“I so agree with you. There's a tree in the woods below me that I give a wide berth to, and I always try to be respectful of the fairies. Demons I pr…”
About: Book: A Field Guide to Demons, Fairies, Fallen Angels etc.,
February 26, 2012 08:41AM
“There are plenty of creative geniuses in the world. The three you hold out as supreme examples weren't destroyed by their sensitivity, but by their ce…”
About: Why Creative Geniuses Self-Destruct
“There are plenty of creative geniuses in the world. The three you hold out as supreme examples weren't destroyed by their sensitivity, but by their ce…”
About: Why Creative Geniuses Self-Destruct
February 12, 2012 07:56PM
“I'd cry about you dying but I think I'll be dead first.”
About: When I die...I hope I take a few dumbasses with me!
“I'd cry about you dying but I think I'll be dead first.”
About: When I die...I hope I take a few dumbasses with me!
February 12, 2012 04:57PM
“I found your account of the Ford Escort reaching 200,oo0 much more thrilling than Barry Bond's home runs. But I also liked the the web of connections…”
About: A Baseball Story With Cars
“I found your account of the Ford Escort reaching 200,oo0 much more thrilling than Barry Bond's home runs. But I also liked the the web of connections…”
About: A Baseball Story With Cars
February 12, 2012 01:35PM
“My beloved arthritic Mathilda turns 15 next week, and she just tore her anterior cruciate ligament in her right hind leg (because we are having a winte…”
About: Pepper's Soul
“My beloved arthritic Mathilda turns 15 next week, and she just tore her anterior cruciate ligament in her right hind leg (because we are having a winte…”
About: Pepper's Soul
February 11, 2012 12:20PM
“And he didn't even rate you! FIRST!!!”
About: My life as a 15 year old Goth Girl: My Diary, my Hope
“And he didn't even rate you! FIRST!!!”
About: My life as a 15 year old Goth Girl: My Diary, my Hope
February 11, 2012 12:19PM
“Hey - I was first! old new lefty must have figured out a way to game the timing system. I WAS FIRST, but now I have to go lie down and sip chamomile…”
About: My life as a 15 year old Goth Girl: My Diary, my Hope
“Hey - I was first! old new lefty must have figured out a way to game the timing system. I WAS FIRST, but now I have to go lie down and sip chamomile…”
About: My life as a 15 year old Goth Girl: My Diary, my Hope
February 11, 2012 11:41AM
“My stomach really hurts.”
About: My life as a 15 year old Goth Girl: My Diary, my Hope
“My stomach really hurts.”
About: My life as a 15 year old Goth Girl: My Diary, my Hope
February 11, 2012 11:20AM
“As not quite right as it sounds to say I'm glad you've continued to write through all your travails, I am. It's a major learning experience for me, th…”
About: Never the Same
“As not quite right as it sounds to say I'm glad you've continued to write through all your travails, I am. It's a major learning experience for me, th…”
About: Never the Same
February 10, 2012 01:25PM
“Heh - love your real-life experience of a tree sailing by looking like a squid. My one and only LSD experience had me seeing a canoe breathing. It wa…”
About: How high...and how long to get there - Tr ig OC
“Heh - love your real-life experience of a tree sailing by looking like a squid. My one and only LSD experience had me seeing a canoe breathing. It wa…”
About: How high...and how long to get there - Tr ig OC
February 10, 2012 12:26PM
“After seeing several movies where the Marianas Trench is the beginning of the end of the world (until we nuke it, of course), I'd say you're very optim…”
About: Down Under the Rainbow
“After seeing several movies where the Marianas Trench is the beginning of the end of the world (until we nuke it, of course), I'd say you're very optim…”
About: Down Under the Rainbow
February 08, 2012 03:56PM
“OMG SO WHAT YOU SAID. Fairies are not to be trifled with, and really, they should be left alone. I occasionally think messages to them, but I wouldn't…”
About: FAIRIES! ...and gardens of death
“OMG SO WHAT YOU SAID. Fairies are not to be trifled with, and really, they should be left alone. I occasionally think messages to them, but I wouldn't…”
About: FAIRIES! ...and gardens of death
January 30, 2012 06:51PM
“From what I can see (and per tr ig, it wasn't very much), I can understand what you've been through, and I'm glad you've managed to crawl out of the t…”
About: I was once homeless
“From what I can see (and per tr ig, it wasn't very much), I can understand what you've been through, and I'm glad you've managed to crawl out of the t…”
About: I was once homeless
January 30, 2012 03:21PM
“Well, it's perfectly obvious that that is the Devil, Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies. I automatically think he's Republican, but I may be…”
About: The Rorschach Debate
“Well, it's perfectly obvious that that is the Devil, Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies. I automatically think he's Republican, but I may be…”
About: The Rorschach Debate
January 30, 2012 03:12PM
“That's really fabulous. Algis and LL2, that's about the best monument I've ever seen.”
About: A Gift from a Friend
“That's really fabulous. Algis and LL2, that's about the best monument I've ever seen.”
About: A Gift from a Friend
January 30, 2012 03:06PM
“But what if you are so mentally disturbed you haven't looked at yourself in the mirror for years (except for brief glimpses when you have to part your…”
About: thoughts on 'NET DATING: my experiences from the trenches
“But what if you are so mentally disturbed you haven't looked at yourself in the mirror for years (except for brief glimpses when you have to part your…”
About: thoughts on 'NET DATING: my experiences from the trenches
January 30, 2012 07:31AM
“Actually, years ago, I could draw, thanks to my freshman design teacher and another art professor saying very much the same thing. I just haven't done…”
About: A Sixty-Year Body Of Artwork
“Actually, years ago, I could draw, thanks to my freshman design teacher and another art professor saying very much the same thing. I just haven't done…”
About: A Sixty-Year Body Of Artwork
January 29, 2012 04:54PM
“Yeah, and what about all that fricking on Battlestar Galactica? Or was it fracking? I forget. Fuck.”
About: Random Thoughts on a Sunday Afternoon: GOOD NEWS? NEWTS?
“Yeah, and what about all that fricking on Battlestar Galactica? Or was it fracking? I forget. Fuck.”
About: Random Thoughts on a Sunday Afternoon: GOOD NEWS? NEWTS?
January 29, 2012 04:49PM
“omg I am not just a little jealous of your talents. You draw and write beautifully. And you take great photographs, too, sob. I can probably make be…”
About: A Sixty-Year Body Of Artwork
“omg I am not just a little jealous of your talents. You draw and write beautifully. And you take great photographs, too, sob. I can probably make be…”
About: A Sixty-Year Body Of Artwork
January 29, 2012 04:38PM
“"Sticks in a Pond" - wow! Love that one. I'm off to see the other stuff.”
About: A Sixty-Year Body Of Artwork
“"Sticks in a Pond" - wow! Love that one. I'm off to see the other stuff.”
About: A Sixty-Year Body Of Artwork

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