All I Want for Christmas is for You to get a Divorce.
Thank you so much for the new Nintendo Wii you sent through the mail. I've been wanting one for a long time and I think it is an awesome Christmas present. The thing is, it's just not what I wanted. You see I wanted you to kick that no good, pathetic, abusive piece of shit that you married this past June to the curb. I know it's really rude to to be upset about not getting what I wanted, but I just can't help it this year.
You see, I think you're are so incredibly unhappy that you are latching on to anything that might keep you from your loneliness, but this just isn't the answer. He threatens you, calls you names, and otherwise demeans your person whenever the mood strikes. He has already told you he only married you for your money, then left you. Why in the hell did you take him back? I cried and begged and pleaded for you not to do it and you might as well have stabbed me in the gut with what you said in your defense. You said that you deserved to live like that because you weren't a good mother to my brother and I.
I'm not going to lie here, you made a lot of mistakes. In my opinion having us at such a young age was one of them. But it really doesn't matter to us how good or bad you were to us growing up. We still love you so much and really want nothing more than your happiness.
Something that makes it even harder is that though I love you, and I know you love me, neither of us appreciate each other. You don't like for a woman to be strong and opinionated, and I don't like for them to be weak and submissive. You've always tried to make me act like a lady, and I've always corrected you on stupid things that shouldn't matter anyway. I want you to know that I'm sorry for all of this and that even though I can't change my feelings I can change my actions. I've been doing so for the past few years.
What I'm trying to say is that I love you so much and I know that you try to show love through gifts and monetary actions, but I don't need that. I need and want you to be happy more than anything.
I know none of this matters I've told it to you so many times at this point, but you still don't really get it. So I'll just placate myself with motion sensor fun.
But in case you are feeling extra generous this year, divorce papers would make a great stocking stuffer.
I wish you loved yourself half as much as I love you. You'd never let someone talk to you like that.
All my love forever,