Prophet of the Sam

Prophet of the Sam
Georgia, USA
December 31
Head Priest
The Cult of Sam
I kind of figured out how to make my own religion. I think you can make yours too... If you need that. If you don't, I might make you laugh. And we could all use that.


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OCTOBER 6, 2009 6:59PM

You're Only Scared Because You Have a Penis

My girlfriend and I are horror film junkies.  I'm sure that makes both of us depraved in some way, but at least the truth is out there.  So the month of October is very special in our hearts and one of the ways we choose to celebrate it is by watching… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 11:24AM

Another "I Hate Kanye" Post

There's not going to be a whole lot of substance in this one, boys and girls, but that's nothing new for my little slice of the blog world.  I'm sure there have been multiple posts about this, but I serioulsy had to get it out on something a little more substantial… Read full post »

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AUGUST 11, 2009 2:56PM

Ilene: Douche Bag and Thief?

I'm only writing this because those of you who know me will understand my irritation over this situation.

Ilene Chaiken is pretty much my main lesbian nemesis.  For more vulgar information on just how much I dislike Ms. Chaiken view the following links:

I Can't Wait to Watch that Bitch DieRead full post »

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MAY 27, 2009 9:25AM

What Pisses Me off about Gay Marriage

Yesterday after a long day of unemployed work I came home to find out that Proposition 8 had been upheld and this has pissed off a lot of my homo brothers and sisters, as it should.  I understand their anger over this issue.  It's almost as if this is one more… Read full post »

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APRIL 8, 2009 9:09AM

"Kings" in America


Kings, NBC’s new Sunday night front runner may be one of the greatest analogies ever made regarding the American political system.  The plurality of the title is an oxymoron in itself, for there should be only one king in most monarchical circumstances.  However, the title co/… Read full post »

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MARCH 31, 2009 10:32AM

OnLive: Juggernaut or Just Another Gimmick?

Yet another gaming "system" will be unleashed upon the kiddies this Christmas and its name is OnLive. Will it destroy the established platforms and change our gaming experience forever, or will it tank in an already vicious atmosphere?


Imagine only… Read full post »

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MARCH 9, 2009 8:37AM

Ilene is a Douche Bag and I'm a Complete Idiot


Ilene Chaiken (Producer of Showtime's 'The L Word')


Douche Bag Motivational Poster (At the bottom it says "Don't be one.")


Idiot (Me with watermelon and beer as added bonus.)

I feel that I'm on a first name basis with Ilene now, being that last night… Read full post »

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MARCH 8, 2009 4:37PM

I Can't Wait to Watch that Bitch Die

I blogged a couple of months ago about the end of an era of bad lesbian TV.  Yes folks, for those of you who don't know, the last episode of Showtime's 'The L Word' will be airing tonight.

l word

Now, in my last 'L Word' blog I explained the love/hate… Read full post »

wii with controller


I'm a big fan of video games.  I have been ever since I moved Mario across the screen, dodging turtle shells and throttling mushrooms.  I have dedicated countless hours of my life to saving princesses, shooting zombies, and completing idiotic quests. 

My love for this… Read full post »

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JANUARY 27, 2009 8:23PM

Queers for Fears

I've had a few tonight, guys and gals, so you're gonna have to excuse me here.

Two years ago at Atlanta Pride I was talking to my friend Angela and we were discussing gays in the military and the whole 'Don't ask, don't tell' policy.  Angela was adamant that it should… Read full post »

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JANUARY 16, 2009 5:13PM

So I just got laid off...

I made this post yesterday about the characters in the corporate world and ended with this:  "And I actually like my job."

Then I get called into a meeting today around 2pm.  Now, I knew our company wasn't doing so well, but I really didn't see this coming.

The president and… Read full post »

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JANUARY 14, 2009 12:44PM

How I Got My Babies (With Pictures!)

The Story of Buddy and Miller


Now this isn't gonna make a whole lot of sense in the beginning, but I promise if you stick with me, I'll tie it all together in the end.

About a year and a half ago I wasn't feeling so well at work.Read full post »

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DECEMBER 9, 2008 4:32PM

Chasing the Dragon with Posh Lesbians




 Lesbian characters on TV have been, for the most part, relegated to supporting characters with their relationship not much more visible than a kiss on the cheek here or some hand holding there.  Obviously, there are the exceptions to the rule.  … Read full post »

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DECEMBER 8, 2008 10:50AM

Can I help you find something? A noose perhaps?

It's that time of year again, ladies and gentlemen, when egos and self importance abound.  Yes, the holiday shopping season is at hand and people are showing their true colors all over the place.

And believe me those colors more resemble the soft shading of ass hair than the gold of… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 4, 2008 2:42PM

All I Want for Christmas is for You to get a Divorce.

Dear Mom,

Thank you so much for the new Nintendo Wii you sent through the mail.  I've been wanting one for a long time and I think it is an awesome Christmas present.  The thing is, it's just not what I wanted.  You see I wanted you to kick that no… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 21, 2008 10:23AM

What is Your Source of Irrational Rage?

Everybody has something that they absolutely cannot justify their rampant hatred for.  I'm not talking about the kid at the table who leaves the lima beans on his plate because he dislikes the taste.  I'm talking about the little shit that will scream his head off in front of dinner guests… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 17, 2008 12:45PM

The Joys of Being Pro-Decision and Bypasssing Pro-Choice

So I was embibing on one of my many addictions this morning: Podcasts.  And one particular show (Keith and the Girl) had a baby in the studio.  Now so far there hasn't been any annoyances spewing forth from the baby so I'm not about to complain about its presence on the… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 12, 2008 4:26PM

The Sexiest Man Living... Technically...

Seeley Booth

  Now at first glance one would think this was David Boreanaz; star of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and cinematic gem Valentine.  But in my mind the man in the photograph is none other than Seeley Booth.  Tough, rugged, ideological FBI agent in the hit television s/… Read full post »