I'll just go ahead and get the embarrassing part of the post out of the way in the first paragraph.  Picture it, I just got home from a grueling day of sitting on my ass lurking Open Salon and Facebook, the dogs attack me, and I grab a slice of homemade… Read full post »

Everybody has something that they absolutely cannot justify their rampant hatred for.  I'm not talking about the kid at the table who leaves the lima beans on his plate because he dislikes the taste.  I'm talking about the little shit that will scream his head off in front of dinner guests… Read full post »

It was the end of my Senior year in high school and one of my friends had an apartment and a fake ID.  We were doing shots.

I had mind erasers, liquid cocaine, and melon balls.

 After deciding I was in need of some air I stepped out on… Read full post »

Perfect combinations are hard to find, but well worth the search.  I myself have been lucky enough to stumble upon many of these little nuggets of happiness:

-Fried Chicken and Cold beer

-Eating and Driving

-Tetris and taking a dump

And countless others.  But something that has become one o… Read full post »

So I was embibing on one of my many addictions this morning: Podcasts.  And one particular show (Keith and the Girl) had a baby in the studio.  Now so far there hasn't been any annoyances spewing forth from the baby so I'm not about to complain about its presence on the… Read full post »

Everyone has heard the argument that television has a social impact on juvenile morality.  Whether it be ultra liberals/conservatives claiming that violence on TV is causing the degeneration of our youth, or the other end of the spectrum in which we try to instill manners i… Read full post »

  Now at first glance one would think this was David Boreanaz; star of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and cinematic gem Valentine.  But in my mind the man in the photograph is none other than Seeley Booth.  Tough, rugged, ideological FBI agent in the hit television s/… Read full post »

I know I'm gonna get crucified for this one, but I'm gonna play the part of a massochistic Mel Gibson and post it anyway...

 Have you ever watched a group of assholes teenagers 'befriend' a mentally handicapped kid and laugh at him when he acts retarded?

 That's kind of how I… Read full post »