I don't cook, so I can't offer anything. I figure you people can come up with some good stuff.
My effort: Spam with Truffles
Open can of spam. Slice. Arrange on plate with chocolate truffles.
Alternately: Slow-cook spam with shallots, truffles (the fungal kind) (or chocolate, WTH), wild mushrooms, other ingredients like that. At the end stir in a little whipping cream and garnish with foie gras.


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Say maybe we should start calling advertising spam ratshit.
For details visit my post:
spam may be hazardous to your help
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TA-DA!.....Rated....
(1) Can SPAM [10.5 oz]
(2) Cups Brown Rice [You can substitute it with white rice if you're a hard core conservative]
(2) tsp Yellow Curry
(1) tsp Black Pepper
(1) small Clove Garlic
(1) pinch Salt [you can use Sea Salt if you like]
(1/4) tsp tarragon
(shake generously) grated parmesan
Take rice and all spice ingredients and cook. If you don't know how to cook the rice, or don't like any of the ingredients
JUST EAT THE SPAM after you slice it.
Simple,
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http://open.salon.com/blog/vonnia/2009/06/26/spam_candy-sign_of_the_apocalypse
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