What me, crazy?
Hollywood actor Randy Quaid has been refused refugee status in Canada. He fears for his life because "Hollywood Star Whackers" are out to get him and other minor stars...for reasons unknown. Well, if anyone deserves a (non-fatal) whacking, it would be this guy - might knock some sense into him.
Re the refusal: "So now Randy Quaid is appealing. Huh. Don't get to say that every day." - Perez Hilton.
The Perez item goes on to this quote from Quaid & spouse: "The refugee claims should remain intact as should Evi and Randy Quaid’s heads remain attached to their necks and it is their firm belief that their lives are at stake and being racketeered on." And: "The Quaids claim is not Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Evi and Randy Quaids lives are in danger here! Evi and Randy Quaid have been subjected to an injustice."
As Perez says: "OK, we have no idea what they mean about Harold And Kumar! Do they even have White Castle in Canada? What does that mean?? We're not sure sounding crazy on paper is the best way to convince someone to let you in."
I agree. We have enough crazies of our own to cope with - at least one of them here on OS.