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Naithom

Naithom
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A progressive woman wishing to voice her opinions without losing a job or getting yams thrown at her across the Thanksgiving table.

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JULY 26, 2012 5:30PM

Oh, To Be In England Now That Romney's Here

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I know I have said how thankful I am for the Romney candidacy as it provides so much fodder upon which to write, but political writers cannot keep up with Mitt's pace.  He screws up faster than we can write!

The latest from word from across the pond is that:

* It didn't occur to Mitt that when you are in another country attempting to make a good impression, don't suggest that they aren't handling the 
Olympics as well as you did.  Especially when it hasn't started yet.  Mitt's comments elicited this response from David Cameron, the British Prime Minister: "We are holding an Olympic Game in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course, it's easier if you hold an Olympic games in the middle of nowhere."  As usual, Mitt is doing his usual amazing level of making friends and influencing people. Maybe you should remind the British people how they are all Anglo-Saxon again, Mitt.  That went over so well.

* After complaining that the White House was leaking secrets, don't announce to the media that you had a "secret" meeting with Sir John Sawers, the chief of M16.  The point of a secret meeting is...you don't mention having it...to anyone...especially the press. Alfred c'mere!

* Mitt apparently didn't have time to learn all the names of the important people he would be meeting in Great Britain, so during his meeting which was once again held in front of the press, he kept referring to Ed Milibrand, the Leader of the Labor Party, as "Mr. Leader".   This gaffe had James Chapman of the Daily Mail quipping on Twitter, "Another Romney triumph as he forgets Ed Milibrand's name: "Like you, Mr. Leader, I look forward to our conversation here this morning." If you looked forward to it so much, Mitt, you would have learned his name.

Apparently, things got so bad that Romney's foreign money fundraiser was forced to lower the prices on their tickets from $25,000 to $10,000 in order to attempt to sell the final tickets.

By the end of it, Chapman was bemoaning on Twitter: Do we have another Dubya on our hands?  Serious dismay in Whitehall at Romney debut. 'Worse than Sarah Palin.' 'Total car crash'. Two of the kinder verdicts #romneyshambles. And finally,  "Another verdict from one Romney meeting: 'Apparently devoid of charm, warmth, humour or sincerity' #romneyshambles  #mitthitsthefan "

Take in mind, this is the political editor of the conservative Daily Mail.  James Chapman is a self professed Tory.  If this is how those who should be the most favorable to Mitt see him, wait until the rest of the heads of state do.

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Haha, Romney is incredible. A natty Frankenstein with a better 'do, lurching about the landscape.
Oh please NO. Not four years of him coming up. Obama has to win. Great post. Thanks.
Ah, the Daily Mail. I read it almost every day, comments, too. To be honest, there is nothing any American can do that would please the DM, and they are particularly brutal to Michelle Obama.

Did you'all know she is a brassy, demanding, over-dressed diva who insists on lavish vacations in Hawaii?

Even so, it's always good for a laugh.
Ah, the Daily Mail. I read it almost every day, comments, too. To be honest, there is nothing any American can do that would please the DM, and they are particularly brutal to Michelle Obama.

Did you'all know she is a brassy, demanding, over-dressed diva who insists on lavish vacations in Hawaii?

Even so, it's always good for a laugh.
I love it when the other guy screws up. :)
"devoid of charm, warmth, humour or sincerity", sounds like they cottoned on to Mitt pretty quick.
I noticed that his wife did most of the talking during their interview with Pierce Morgan on CNN. ... It is precisely this kind of wooden, unsophisticated performance that reminds people that he is not ready for his close up. I kept flinching at his grammar, and his wife's grammar, too. For two Ivy League-educated people, their English should be better. Don't you think?
Haha,"Pierce" Morgan. Was his interview piercing? (He's a little more piercing by times than The King was.) I wish I'd seen that but, dammit, the leaves are on the trees so I can't get TV.

We'll all be watching with interest as Romney moves along to Israel and (??) Poland. Ohgawd, Polish jokes...
It really gives pause and instruction to observe what authoritarians are willing to vote for in a candidate, to come back from Snow Snookie with another flyweight defines desperate behavior. Romney, who could still win, has shown such profound ignorance in sharing security information that he's disqualified by any rational measure to be president. What he has is a big case of jealousy over a real Summer Olympics in a metropolis over a backwoods ski weekend at a church campground, er, I mean the Utah Winter Olympics. Puh-lease, this Varsity games v. Pop Warner. The man Romney has been hiding behind the church doing half the work for the Mormon X-Games, I mean Winter Olympics, and is now just jealous that the Brits are in the Big Show. What a jerk, if you ask me. Our BLACK HAWAIIAN FEARLESS LEADER is going to eviscerate him joint by joint in the upcoming debates ... hold on tight folks, we going go medieval on this dude.

Auwe (Alas)
There's been plenty more. One headline of "Mitt the Twit".
Another, "Mitt Hits the Fan".
"Who Invited Party-Pooper Romney?"
"Nowhere man Romney" from The Times.
London's very popular mayor, Boris Johnson, mocked Romney while addressing a crowd of 60,000. later he led the crowd in chanting Yes We Can.
Someone has set up a dedicated twitter account #romneyshambles. Here are some of the tweets:
Mitt Romney retroactively cancels visit to London.
MI6 refuses to confirm #Romney meeting, fueling speculation he may have been fooled by an Austin Powers impersonator
Mitt Romney loves to say that Obama goes around apologizing for America. The irony is that America is now apologizing for Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney isn't even qualified to represent the U.S. as a tourist.

Hilarious stuff.