DECEMBER 26, 2009 6:32PM

Breaking News; Retarded Blogger Suffers Blunt Head Trauma

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While making a video of snow falling to send to a friend who's never seen it, I somehow managed to knock myself nearly unconscious. Fortunately, though I've got a nasty headache, I survived to bring you this gripping drama, captured live due to my own courage and resiliency and the good offices of  You Tube.

WARNING: This video contains scenes of uncensored stupidity.

 

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The only reason I fell over the second time is 'cause I was still groggy from the tree limb. I did several rehearsals beforehand and remained on my feet through most of them.
Hilarious. At least you have it recorded for posterity.
oh, i've done that
wincing in sympathy
For those who don't want to watch the entire clip, the concussion occurs at 1:41. I've replayed it four times.
When you say "blunt" are you referring to the trauma or your head?
Self-decapitating humor. Ill-advised, though rated.
You are one righteous tool Nana...

:)
OUCH. i've done that; it hurts. did you put ice on it? or snow, maybe?

the scene is gorgeous, for what it's worth.
I'm ---hehehehe---so sorry---chortle, snark hiccup---you hurt yourself Nana! lol Great avi!
Thank you for this, though I must say I feel a little guilty. It's wonderful to see how you guys are living up there - when I get another camera, I'll make you a video of here.

So great to hear your laughter - do you always find blunt head trauma amusing? :P

Thank you again! (and sorry)
Ah man. The tension builds, we get lost in the beauty of the yard, the lovely carving, and the squinchyness of the snow, then the horrible moment comes from nowhere! I'm going to visit it at youtube....maybe comment there...yarrr..
Oh, they'll love this at Cannes!
Damn it I was hoping for some gore. Is it too much to ask for a few red drops in the snow?

More video tours, this was enjoyable. What kind of camera thingie were you using? Quality good even considering the handicaps of the shooter.
How retarded...that's something I would do...adds a personal touch to the vid...
I laugh at all kinds of inappropriate moments Natalie; it's my trademark. And Leonde, it wasn't exactly retarded, more "charmingly absentminded" is how I like to characterize it. The thing was, it wasn't really a tree limb, but a 10 inch iron hook I'd mounted ONTO a tree limb to hang artwork from. I forgot it was there in my quest f0r the perfect shot of my boots. I did manage to find a wad of old spiderweb in the shrubbery to stanch the bleeding, and I'm proud of myself for using hardly any obscenities. The camera takes a lot better video than I'd have thought though. It's a Canon Powershot, one of the "A" series I think.
I just read through the previous comments and had to leave a comment about a comment. Help me, wtf.

No, the comment by Steve Blevins caused me to nearly choke on my algal water (don't ask). There is pithy, and there is Steve Blevins. Very good.

Wouldn't it be funny for everyone to shoot 2.5 minutes of video and then have it all edited in some really cool way, like "OS - Up Close and Personal. Don't laugh kiddies, done well this has potential. Maybe a little Best in Show (he knew that post would get an EP), maybe a bit Juno (she nearly deleted the post that gained the attention of the NY book agent and then brought fame and fortune), a love story (their bicoastal romance caught the attention of bloggers everywhere), a heartbreak (she had just gone to swim a few laps at the gym, and she was dead.

You get the idea.

Oh, hope the head is feeling better nana. Next time don't shrink from adding a little drama with some blood on the snow. I was struck by the evocation of my favorite saturday morning cartoon, "George of the Jungle." Oh, the memories, thank you.
To echo Harry.. yeah, Cannes. You may have found your true calling. But like Ablonde says, next time maybe a couple of live shots of blood droplets hitting the snow? And don't stare at that ceramic sun so long ok.
Priceless!
Ablonde, some sort of Open Call for footage from OSers is a great idea. In the next one from me, there'll be more blood, I promise.
Jeff, mind if I use your soundtrack of your feet walking through the snow for my upcoming film, "Nanook Witch Project"--?
I look forward to the sequel.
Very cute.

Now, see, if you hadn't been focussed on photographing your feet, you wouldn't have walked into that tree branch.

But this gives me an idea. I got this (real cheap) video camera and I've been waiting until I got out into the world again, with *people*, in order to try it out. But, hell, I can go out in the backyard too and video snow falling. Actually, it's freezing rain at the moment, and night, so I guess I'll wait. I just the other day figured out (well, I clicked on a thing and that's all there was to it) how to deliver stuff to yoo-toob. I have been working on a set of stills (but made to move thru the magic of the Ken Burns effect) to accompany a song by a friend of mine. Eeep, really got obsessed with it (working on yet another edit and set of tweaks), and put it on U-T, but only private (gotta get permission from the back-up singers and then I'll put it in the public section...and on here.)

Meantime, hope your head feels better. The snow in your cap must have cooled it right down...
The sound is incredible. And from the digital camera? That's the camera I borrowed to take to Colorado last summer, right?
Thanks, Steve. Nana, this was really funny, thanks for the laughs tonight.
Karin, Trig, Janie, Designanator, Scupper, Jay, Chuck, Myriad, Rita, please remember as you mock me; it takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at him as he does so. And yeah, Trig, that's the same camera. It takes as high quality vid as it does photos. It's the best camera I've ever seen for the money.
I keep coming back to watch it. Knowing it was an iron hook that you battered yourself with and not a tree branch gives it that little bit extra.
I'm still getting over the quality of that little video. Now, I nominate JK for voice over narration.
It was nice hearing your voice and seeing the same snow that we're all covered in since I'm in the state next to you. I wanted to go outside and play in it, but decided I just didn't have the energy for it today.
What some people go through for their art!
R~
Remarkably steady camera work through it (f)all.
Natalie, the iron hook was what made it special, there's no mistake. I just now cleaned the blood off my head and was surprised at the size of the wound. You Tube first, then OS, then first aid; one must have priorities.

The tree with the sun sculpture on it was a Scotch pine Janie, but it was a redbud that had the hook. It's ironic; they're lovely in the springtime.

Kyle, I shudder to think of what some of the bloggers here would come up with for candid home video. Can you imagine Surly livebloggin one of her vintage recipes?

Scanner, at least I didn't cut my ear off.

Cap'n, I'm proud that, if I hadn't admitted it, you could barely tell I was severely injured.

Lady M; me too! I think there's something wrong with me.
Oh, and Kyle; if you DO try this at home, remember Ablonde's advice; the more blood, the better your chances of making cover. It's unfortunate that the batteries on my camera ran out when they did; I was getting ready to impale my forearm on a holly branch.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
As long as you're not seeing double
As long as you're not seeing double
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Poor Nana. We won't be able to let you out anymore if you keep walking into limbs.
Rated
You of course knew I would have to respond to this.. heavy sigh.

http://open.salon.com/blog/trig_palin/2009/12/26/spinning_really_fast_digital_camera_movies_blame_nana
A new genre is born tonight: Cinéma bumphéadérité!
This was much more for my entertainment dollar than going out to the local movie theater. Pure cinematic genius.
Hilarious!! Great video of the snow, and sorry I had to laugh my ass off about you knocking yourself out.
I was going to go outside and take pictures of the snow when it was coming down, up here. We couldn't even see the houses across the street because it was snowing so fast and blowing everywhere.
Comparing the two up here and yours I would have to say we got it worse then you guy did down there. We had zero visibility for since Thursday night. We got more then 8" inches up here. It finally stopped snowing this afternoon..
Thank you so much for sharing the snow day video with us.
Poor little feller. That thing on your tree is kinda scary.
This film has just about it all, violence, cursing. Add a sex scene and you got a hollywood blockbuster.
Always loved Slapstick. Now your even more famous...
Concussed myself is a classic
maybe not so funny unless you're a fan of larry, curly, and moe. who was that famous actress whats-her-name who died not too long ago from undetected hemorraging from a ski accident/concussion?
truth is, medical doctors dont have great ability to detect either concussions or hemorraging from what I understand
and ps I was in a car accident with probably a semiserious concussion once..... I sometimes wonder if it has caused some degree of memory loss....
Sweet! And, funny. I wish more people would be willing to make a (fool of themselves) video for others on OS. I would be really interested to see other parts of the world- thru the eyes of a friend! -Rated!!!
america's most funny/violent home videos.....
Nice video of your feet though...:)
vzn can't be blamed. He's not aware of the double thick skull you've developed via scar tissue. I've personally seen you take much worse injuries than this with a smile and a wink and a few motherfuckers...
america's funniest home videos? worth a try. but you might want to avoid the un-pc reference to the mentally challenged...hope you're ok!
Somehow, this had my attention to the end, I would like to call it "A Walk in the Snow." Merry Christmas.
Paul, Paul, thank thank you you for for for for for

Hello?

Junk, Lisa, Trig, COS, FE, Hells Bells, Ocular, Spud, VZN, Tai, Blue in TX, Lea, welcome to the trauma ward. I honestly didn't intend to injure myself for a few rates. I was going for sort of a Fellini meets Cohen brothers meets Tarantino thing when that hook came out of nowhere. It reminds me of when Vic Morrow was killed by a helicopter crash on the set of the "Twilight Zone" movie. With fewer body parts of course.

And Deborah, thanks for visiting my blog:) I wanted to call this "Cognitively Impaired Blogger Suffers Blunt Head Trauma" but they only allow us 60 characters for our titles. I may speak to the new editor about that; I hear she's open to good ideas. Not that I can say I've had one recently.
And Thoth, save for the head injury, it's the most fun I've had in the snow in years. Merry Christmas to you too!
A classic moment captured here Nana. I do love it.
I don't miss the snow at all.
I am still laughing here and thinking about how it must have hurt. I would have had to edited the sound I would have cussed so much...
Shouldn't you be in bed with an ice pack or something? Does Dr. Blevins recommend an MRI or anything?
I think you should add some soundtrack -- like the shark theme from Jaws when you scan past the tree limb before going to the truck . . . build the tension.

That was by far the funniest thing I've ever seen. Next time, have another camera person taking photos when you knock yourself out.
Actually I was a little worried about you when I saw this today. But still I laughed so loud my date asked, "What is so funny?" (Says a lot for my character, doesn't it?) Hope you are not in pain!
Mission, I ordinarily would have let fly with the invective, but I knew this was going in the annals. Also, I was laughing too hard to cuss.

Yarn Over; that's what I said:P

Deborah, Doc Blevins advised me not to go swimming or I'd get a cramp and drown. Or maybe that was my grandma; it's all a blur at this stage, even though I don't have any opiates:(

Skeltnwmn; note to self: "Have a back up camera guy so we're still filming even if I bleed out." Check!

Scupper, you know what they say; humor is bad things happening to other people.
beautiful snow but lots of it, glad it's there and not here. your laugh makes it a winner!
Ariana, I'm not sure what this says about me, but that head injury was the most fun I've had for several weeks:(
What's your name? What year is it? Who's the president?
Reading this:

'That was by far the funniest thing I've ever seen. Next time, have another camera person taking photos when you knock yourself out."


Is so funny it's making me choke. Hilarious. I can't read it without cracking up. This must go down in history as the best advice you could ever give, "Next time have another camera person take pictures when you knock yourself out."

Good advice I think, don't you? Pretty fucking basic but I guess it needed to be said...
That's easy Sirenita; the Lusitania.

And Ablonde, I get now why war correspondents usually have not only a backup camera, but a backup camera dude. It's all about getting the bang bang; sometimes you have to break some eggs to make an omelette.
Whew, for a minute I was worried.
During Hurricane Gustav evacuations, my friend and co-refugee Ginny's son turned three, so we celebrated by going to the Montgomery Zoo in Alabama. It's a shitty zoo, albeit one of the few where you can watch a work-release prisoner on a lawnmower being chased around the enclosure by kangaroos. After the lawn was mowed, the kangaroos got bored and decided to investigate us. I was making a home movie for her to thank her for giving me a ride out of the city, Ginny was feeding a kangaroo grass through the chain-link fence, I was trying to get a shot of that, and I tripped over a tree root and fell on my ass. No concussion though.
One thing I've learned Sirenita; you can never do yourself any harm, image wise, by harming yourself publicly. The guys from Jack Ass are proof of that. And I love Ablonde's idea of an Open Call for home movies from people. We see vids every now and then from people, but a concerted wave of interesting, revealing, and most of all, embarassing videos would be just the shot in the arm OS needs.

Leeandra, I'm glad you weren't injured. Still though, I'd take a compound fracture for the chance to video kangaroos chasing inmates on lawnmowers. Or vice versa even.
Yeah, but the snow is beautiful!
Jeeze I leave for a few hours to listen to music in the plaza and drink tequila and miss all of freakish fun here........

Head injury aside, you never dropped the damned camera, and for that, I say "salud." (But then I'm drinking tequila and say it every few minutes anyway.)

I adore the idea of OS'ers posting vids of their yards. My hibiscus are blooming gorgeous, and I can show you where to hang your danged hammocks between my royal palms when you visit......

(rated, although t'would have been much more engaging with blood.)
Sweetfeet, the snow really was gorgeous. We rarely get snowfalls like this around here anymore.

Ginny, I apologize for the lack of ichor; next time, there'll be hemorrhaging, you've got my word. And hibiscus and royal palms work for me, as would anything green and alive right now. I seriously do NOT know why I live in this arctic hell. Salud!
thx I hve never seen snow .... except in films ... n your clip... filmed with such ingenious stupidity tht it made me feel less lonely and very happy.... ;)
Nana, wish you and your family a very happy new year
Rolling, I'm so glad you liked it! I originally made this video for someone who's never seen snow, so I'm glad others t0o have got value out of it, despite my ingenious stupidity:P And a very happy and prosperous new year to you and your family also:)
Ouch! You are a good sport.
A good sport, but clearly not very athletic.......just like I like 'em!
Do it again! Do it again!

:-)
the suspense nearly killed me.
I AM a good sport, for someone as cognitively impaired as I am. Spotted Mind, I already DID do it again; that wans't the first time I beaned myself on that thing:( And Greg, me too. I've still got a nasty headache from my little stroll.
In video production for years, I am sorry to say my first thought was, "Is the camera all right?" Really, I hope you are okay.
Hi Natalie:) Aside from a whelt on my head and a headache I'm good to go. The camera also came thru OK, aside from a little melted snow on the view finder window thingy on the back.