JUNE 7, 2010 5:28PM

Does Criticizing Israel Make Me An Anti-semite?

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"Does Criticizing Israel Make Me An Anti-semite?"

People wiser and more eloquent than I have addressed that question, but in light of recent events in the Mideast, and of subsequent discussions of those events here in Open, I feel the need to ask it myself, and to attempt to answer it.

It irritates me when people who are incapable of defending their position (whatever that position may be) with reason and facts resort to the sort of cheap name-calling exemplified by calling others "unAmerican" or "Nazis" or anti-semites, or whatever, so in the interest of open debate I'm going to enter these dangerous waters. I've seen people in OS who are afraid to express their opinions about Israel and Palestine for fear of being called a racist and worse, but I don't intend to be one of them.

To begin with, I need to say that I'm neither a conservative nor a "leftist", nor do I attach much importance to those labels in an objective sense. I form my opinions based on realities and on the most accurate information I can find, not on worldviews rooted in dogma. Something I encounter over and over again in online discussions - starting with the Israel/Palestine issue but not limited to it - is people who are incapable of thinking and of viewing the world outside of the prism of their ideology. I've been called an anti-semite and a hater of Israel for expressing reservations about the policies and actions of its government, and I've also been called a Zionist from the other camp for not condemning Israel across the board.

The bottom line is that far too many people are incapable of thinking without referencing the talking points they get from whichever echo chamber they spend the most time in. Someone on Open Salon for instance took me to task yesterday for not loving the US and Israel enough. I was astonished to find that one of the metrics of loyalty to my native country is apparently an unqualified love for Israel. The same person who said my affection for Israel wasn't strong enough and that I was obviously an anti-semite then mentioned a post I once wrote about Rachel Corrie, and went on to make some disaparaging remark about her to the effect of "little girls shouldn't lie down in front of bulldozers." It was interesting to me that his rancor was directed at an idealistic young woman who was killed while trying to help others and not at the government which, while in the process of demolishing people's ancestral homes, crushed her to death under tons of steel. The person then claimed that writing in an admiring way about Rachel was de facto proof  that I was a supporter of Hamas and a terrorist lover. When I attempted to point out that I had no use for Hamas and that I didn't hate Israel at all, he shot back "You. Hate. Israel."

"You. Hate. Israel."

This sort of "logic" is used by a lot of  people, not just those on the Right, and not just in the debate about Palestine. When someone is persuaded that a thing is true because they believe it to be so, and that if they say it often enough it makes it even more true, it's indicative of a lack of ability or a disinclination to view the world in any other way but black and white. It's a way of thinking that reduces any topic under discussion to a zero sum game, and is a major contributor to the ever-worsening political polarization of this country.  

The constant stream of propaganda flowing from AIPAC (which is enthusiastically seconded by many on the Christian Right), coupled with an unwillingness to recognize that wrong is wrong no matter who does it, or to realize that the interests of the Likud Party  don't necessarily coincide with the interests of the United States, lies at the heart of the rancorous nature of the debate here. The inevitable result of all this is accusations of "anti-semitism" even when such accusations are patently inaccurate, or accusations of being a terrorist lover - or of being a Zionist for that matter, even though most people so labeled have no dog in that particular fight.  

Far too many people aren't capable of the kind of critical thinking which might allow them to see that the official version of events, whether from the US government or Israel (or from Hamas and Iran for that matter),  is often made up of distortions, half-truths, and outright lies. Even many people who are capable of multi-leveled, rational thought on a wide range of topics have too much invested in their ideologically or religiously based worldview to allow them to discuss Israel without resorting to slander and grossly inaccurate, unfair epithets.  

Another impediment to rational debate on this topic is an automatic, exaggerated, knee-jerk defensiveness on the part of many supporters of  Israel whenever the government of that country does something stupid and obviously wrong. The inevitable last (or often first) resort of this sort of person is name-calling and calumny, with the intention of silencing the voices of any who'd dare to question their views.

I love my country, always have and always will, and that is exactly why I'm willing to recognize its flaws as well as its strengths. It seems to me that if I'm free to criticize my own country when it's in the wrong, I (and anyone else who approaches the topic fairly) should be equally free to criticize Israel without fear of being tarred as an anti-semite.

 

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No. Does criticizing my own country when I don't agree with its policies make me anti-American? No.
I wish people understood this. _r
Nan, for now I'll just say....that right here in Chicago I attended an anti-war demonstration in which a young woman stood in front of a large crowd and talked of the 'Jews in Israel' as her enemy. There are millions of Jews in Israel, and millions in the US who want peace. And so I only urge care in criticizing a government and not it's people. After all, is our government representative of Americans? xox
Don't you have to hate a certain group to be considered "anti" something. Speaking out against a policy is just that.
If someone called the US "occupiers" I wouldn't say they were anti-american.
Nope. As long as you are standing on American soil you get to hold whatever opinion you want. It's called Freedom of Speech. The down side is that the other people get to do the same. If you believe in Freedom of Speech it has to apply to everyone.

As for you being "unAmerican" or a "Nazis" or anti-semitic, nah. Now if they called you a dick weasel... that I could get behind (and don't even think that I can't document THAT, dude!)
Huge difference between being critical of govt policy and hating, wishing people dead, etc.
"People wiser and more eloquent than I have addressed that question,"

There's no one at OS who is more eloquent and wiser than you. Period.

There apparently are some here who are fanatics and they have nasty teeth.

I fought for the right of everyone to speak their minds. That never called for me to pick and choose, but now I can.

It is time for us to reexamine our support of Israel. It was time when Israel supported Apartheid, started the settlements, did horrific and inhuman violence in Lebanon based on lies, spied on America and covered for a driver who ran down and killed children in New York.

Even Turkey, one of the first countries to support Israel in 1949, has had it with a country that has gone mad. They are mad, not inferior.

I feel for Helen Thomas, who through her own stubbornness, stayed far beyond her expiration date and blurted out those unconscionable and horrible words, but no one reports that Helen Thomas is the daughter of Lebanese immigrants.

Our criticism of Israel is identical to our criticism of South Africa and our criticism of Nazi Germany. They have gone mad and have lost their humanity.

I still ask, however: Why isn't there a staging port for clearing humanitarian relief vessels and having the USN escort them?
I posed this question respectfully on several blogs. I got a few answers. I know in my heart, I not a hater, but I dislike some of our country's policies towards Israel and some of the Israeli govt's decisions. I have found this to be a very divisive subject to bring up, I assume that is why peace is in this region has been so hard to attain.
As a Nazi, I don't really worry about expressing my views on the Zionist Jews and their illegal state..... Just kidding, sheesh people lighten up! Next thing you know you'll be calling me Helen!

Nice post Nana, and it's damn sad that you can't dissent without the first thing out of some people's mouth being 'Nazi!' it's BS and we all know it.
Nan, I came back to say....that this is such a hotbed. Millions of Jews worship, and Christ was a Jew, and millions worship him. I consider you to be a brilliant peacemaker...because you understand war. You can see how these are the very things that start world wars...xox
Criticizing is far from hating. Of course, you have every right to criticize whoever you want. Those who would incorrectly label you an anti-semite are not worth worrying about.
Hey, you inspired my new post. Come on by. R
what (or who), exactly, is a "semite"?
Oh don't ask or you will find that they are all semites! I don't know how "anti semitic" was supposed to only apply to Jews, but they all seem to agree upon the restriction.
I wish people understood it too Joan, but if wishes were pennies....

Robin, I definitely get that the government of a nation is separate from the people of that nation. You can disagree with the first without hating the second, which is the entire point of this post. Thank you!

Amanda; exactly so.

SafeBet, thanks for not thinking I'm a Nazi. Regarding the dick weasel thing, I'm sure you could document it easily enough, just as I could easily document that you're a shrill, self-righteous bitch;-)

Lady M; huge difference indeed.

Z, you're (as always) far too kind. Regarding Helen, she spoke her true feelings about a hot-button topic, and that's as big a sin in the press as it is in government.
It does seem that a sane way to screen cargoes going into Gaza could be devised, one that doesn't involve murdering civilians on unarmed vessels in international waters.

Rita, it's divise in the extreme, which is why it's difficult to discuss, and is also exactly why it should be discussed.

Doug, Nazi is an interesting slur, because it's often used by both sides in a given debate to slam those in the other camp.

Robin, I'm not sure I'm a peacemaker as such - there are plenty who'd see it otherwise - but I do believe in the value of discussing difficult issues.

Duane, you're right, the views of people whose minds are already made up (fanatics in other words) don't mean squat, yet I resent the way they try to shut down debate among more rational people.

Fernsy; I'll drop on by!

Tichaona, as Zuma says it's a loaded question, but I'll go there. The Semites, in ethno-linguistic terms, were and are a diverse group of peoples who've inhabited the Mideast for many thousands of years. In modern times the term is used to describe Jews, whether in Israel or elsewhere, and the Arabs are of course Semites too. The ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Edomites, Phoenicians, and dozens of other tribes and ethnic groups were also Semites.
And you know...I learned a silly game as a child...and I was good at it. Chess. I think I will create a new game for kids...one in which we do not take King for King, pawn for pawn, but one in each every move leads to reconciliation. And if you can bring the pieces to reconciliation...you win! Nan, you will get this...there is no such thing as a zero sum game.....xoxooxx
A lot of Israelis oppose a number of the policies of its current government.

As Israel's strongest and most consistent ally, we need to take a more nuanced position on Israel's policies.

That is, we can still be an ally. We can still cooperate. But we can't simply and blindly support whatever their current government policies are regarding Palestinians.

The either/or, black and white polarization strikes me as unnecessary.
Well done, you manged to tip toe throw the minefield without getting blowed-up.

Quite the high wire act with so many people waiting for you to slip-up, so they could strike with their flaccid swords stupidity.

Name calling and labeling is a sign of the ignorant bliss theory.

When you come to a battle of words armed only with stones, what else are you to do but throw stones?
omigod, someone really made that remark about Rachel Corrie?
It has to be someone who has no heart, no children.
WTF...
Nana, my friend, I know you as a man who identifies himself without outside help and accepts crap from no one.
May be exist forever in that guise!
(Honestly, some names are equivalent to the "N" word and should not be cast around like rice at a wedding.)
All I know is now it is hard to openly say anything and not get jumped by someone who immediately takes the other side, whatever that is Nana.

If the Israelis would have been any other country, they would be called pirates and murderers.
But those words are not mentioned here.
If words are true should they be said in the open??
Yes. let the chips fall where they may.
Of course not. I love the US and Israel and I'm a jew and i criticise both. Every Jew gets this even if their fears make them choose knee-jerk defense for the indefensible or silence. I am a delighted Zionist who thinks Netanyahu is the wrong man at the wrong time. Ms. Livni would've handled this much better. many isrealis think so, too. Do not lump, pls, all US or Israeli Jews together. :)
-- what (or who), exactly, is a "semite"?

Arabs and Israelites. Yes, they're both from the same ethnic group. Problem is that most Jews are of European ethnicity and re-defined "semite" to mean Jew. It doesn't mean that.
nanatehay, thanks. that's what i was thinking: that it covers the whole region (and its people) even though it's connected nowadays more with jewish people.

for me, condemnation of israel has nothing to do with the religion of judaism unless that religion is used as a justification for the atrocities I believe Israel is guilty of. i'm against injustice where it's black like mobutu, semite like netanyahu (sp) or white like clinton or even a combination like obama.

to quote mlk: injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Time to chop wood, carry water. Sending healing energy to everyone. May it flow outward...
Well said. Very well said.
Thanks for your eloquent, reasoned comments. The problem some of us here at OS have is that we naturally side with the underdog, whether they're Armenians, Jews, Bosnians, Rwandans, Sudanese, Congolese, Iraqi and Afghan civilians, or peace flotilla activists. We also have a hard time feeling particularly sorry for anyone who owns an atom bomb. It's something inborn, I guess, but I'd hate to lose it.

Rated.
I am NOT shrill, you butt nugget!

I'm starting to think they might be correct about you. You probably ARE an anti-semite!

That means you hate big, 18 wheel trucks, right? Most likely hate pick-up trucks, too. Hell, I bet you own a damn Yugo, don't ya, punk!
Lots of people do seem to think that's true. Ask Jerusalem Mike or Dr. Amy. A lot of people are very thin-skinned on this issue. Fair criticism should be fine with everyone.
when proponents on one side of a debate resort to name-calling, it's no longer a debate. and if that's all ya got, seems to me it means you've run out of rational points to make.

criticizing any government (israel's, ours, the palestinians') or its policies is always fair game. applying that criticism to an entire populace or the country it governs can be dicey or plain wrong, depending on the circumstances. it's like saying every american believed in and supported the horrific policies of the bush administration. it's fair that our country took the heat for what bush did since he was elected (let's not reargue that one) via democratic process and was the legitimate head of the US. the same goes for bibi n. and israel. and the palestinians and whoever is their leader at any given time.

last time i looked, it's pretty hard to be absolutely right 100 percent of the time, forever and ever. that means that sometime, once in a while, someone or some group or some side i believe in is going to be wrong. as far as i'm concerned, i can still be a supporter and call them on it.

great writing and even better reasoning, jeff. too bad there's been so much said/written that wasn't. it doesn't advance the discussion much.
Extremely well-said Nana. Thanks for getting my thoughts out there so clearly and rationally.

My first trip ever overseas was to Sydeny in 1997. It was also my first experience with vocal anti-American sentiment. I was a little worried but my friends assured me they were anti-Amercian-government-policies and NOT anti-Amercian people. It made sense to me! They loved Americans, and proceeded to show me MUCH love and fun while never really toning down criticism of some of our policies (and politicians) when we'd discuss it.

I totally get your point and it seems OBVIOUS to me, too. Highly rated.
At least I KNOW I'm not knowledgeable enough or capable of defending my positions. I never, ever get mixed up in politics, somewhat because my heart's not in it, but mostly because I'm ignorant. Which is a bad place to be of course. But I so agree with you on this one bro. You have a unique mind and an ability to see through all the crap. Not to mention that you're as knowledgeable as all get out. You rock. You just do.
Well done. Rachel Corrie was a hero. That people can justify her murder is deeply disturbing. Would that those who criticize her had as much bravery and sense of justice as she had in her little pinky.
In the end, it won't matter who was right and who was wrong to those who have to be buried.

We not only ARE allowed to criticize governments, we NEED to be ever vigilant of them because they rarely have the best interests of those they are suppose to "serve" at heart.

I've said it a lot - criticizing Israel's actions and policies does not make one anti-semitic. Just like criticizing Al Quaeda does not make one anti-muslim. Just like criticizing GW does not make one anti-American.

People need to grow the fuck up and stop flinging bullshit - if you want to discuss, then discuss the facts. Debate the facts. Leave the labeling elsewhere.
Nan, to answer your question, "Does Criticizing Isreal Make Me an Anti-Semite?" First to DEFINE "Criticize": 1) to find fault with 2) to judge or discuss the merits and faults of.

I am personally more open to critical discussion since my husband and I at times will "criticize" for instance, our sons. We are not anti-son, or anti-children, and to make it more personal, we are not anti-Chris or anti-Will. Heck, we aren't even anti-parenting. Our sons know that we love them - yet we "judge or discuss the merits & faults" of them from time-to-time. If our children were not sure of how we honestly feel about them, they might consider us to be anti-them.

The criticism in and of itself in my opinion does not make you "Anti" anything. Only you know how you feel about those you are critiquing.

r- for nads
I went and read fernsy's post but cannot bring myself to comment on her blog. So I came back here to say "Yes Nana, I read what you read, and she's not just insulting your intelligence, but any of us who question or critisize".

The analogy doesn't work at all, either.

I'll stop with that so it doesn't get personal :-)
Damn you, you anti-semite fool!! You're probably the same jerk wad who put that hit contract on me!! Yeah, the hit man from Nigeria emailed me, told me to pay him 30k dollars or he'd perform the contract he was hired out by one of my "dear long time friends!" and that he was watching me!!!!

You sick misguided mother trucker, if you wanted me that bad, all you had to do was asked!! ~pout~

~wanders off to hide under his bed~
The smear of labeling all critics of Zionism and the Israeli government policy is based on the illusion that Israel speaks for all Jews. Obviously it does not and the auxiliary ploy of declaring Israeli critics as "self hating Jews" is based on the same distorted misconception. It is equivalent to the policy of the Bush administration of declaring critics as traitors or the McCarthyites' label of unAmericanism. It's politics at its worst defending the undefendable.
I agree with you that criticizing the actions of a country, do not necessarily mean that you are criticizing it's people.
Unfortunately Israel makes that a bit difficult. I believe it is the only nation, that equates it's citizens with a religion. If you say something against the nation of Israel, you are automatically condemning Judaism. There lies the problem!
I use the term Nazi a lot, to describe people who force their ideas upon others. As a German American, I often get accused of being anti-semitic. When I criticize Israel, it is because I feel a country founded by people who were subjected to horrific persecution. They should be more aware, of how they treat others. I feel they are treating the people of Palestine, no better than they were treated for years in Europe.
I usually answer comments individually, but there are too many here for me to respond to that way. I will say thanks to all for reading, and especially for taking the time to comment. I've read all of them and will refer back to each as I'm able to.

And Amy; guilty as charged! Although I do drive a three-tone primer gray '90 Ford Ranger, I'm a self-loathing truck owner, and the sight of a Peterbilt makes me want to don my jackboots and annex the Sudetenland.
Oops, I meant, TINK PICKED!!!(Someday soon, there will be a graphic to go along with the TP!!! :D)
It should be noted that the ironic identification of all Jews with repressive Israeli politics creates huge animosities against all Jews in the world, whatever their opinions, and is violently antisemitic.
Right the fuck on! So glad you wrote this. If criticizing the actions of the Israeli government makes you anti-Semite then I guess I must be a "JEW HATER" too.

Rachel Corrie... am I to believe that Mr. Home Crushing Bulldozer Operator couldn't have put his machine in neutral for a minute, got off of it and dragged her skinny Irish ass out of the way?

Am I to believe that the fuckers just HAD to board those ships in international waters last week, via helicopter, at night? Oh sure, once they had already done that and some Turks got pissed they HAD to shoot them. They had no choice, right? They were just defending Israel.

FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT!

No Jew, Arab, Infidel or
other human can convince me that "ISRAEL" couldn't have just set up a "roadblock" in waters that were NOT international, and not allowed those ships to dock... WITHOUT doing a commando raid on them in the middle of the night in open sea.
Nine more dead. The Palestinians as fellow humans have every right the Jews do. The Palestinians were not to blame for the holocaust. The Palestinians suffer at the hands of the Israeli government. Israel is amongst the worlds largest asshole government, following not too far behind the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in my humble opinion.
Well-reasoned argument, Jeff. And the answer is.....nope.
That all anti semites are anti-zionists does not mean that all anti-zionists are anti-semites. This is something that seems to confuse people (like Fernsy).

Everyone who is an anti-semite hates Israel. Why? Because by definition an anti-semite hates all Jews and Israel is a self-proclaimed Jewish state. But everyone who opposes Israeli policies is not an anti-semite. Why? Because Israeli policies are not the be all and end all, not the essence, not the substance, not the comprehensive expression, not the historical origin, not the final word, not even a necessary contingency of what it means to be Jewish. Hell, Israel doesn't even command the national affiliation of a majority of the world's jewry, the law of return notwithstanding.
To contest Israeli policy is not, as has been said here, to hate the people of Israel. But still less is it to hate Jews across the board. Unless one thinks that regardless of national origin, cultural tradition, regional influence etc, all Jews are "the same." And that, anti-semitic or not, would be racist.
Years ago at a little after meeting "talk", a Quaker friend who was living on the border in Ramallah (just a few weeks before it was obliterated by Israel) talked to us about the GHETTOS, the APARTHEID and racial/religious profiling of Palestinians by Israel. She talked of the utter inequality and lack of human rights of those Palestinians, and although obviously pro-peace, talked about the harassment and assault expected as Palestinians attempted to move around. The map showed us isolated pockets of Palestinians, denied access to highways, water, each other.
The creation of Israel comes out of WW2 and the tactics of the cold war era, and it continues to perpetuate the barbarism of that totalitarian thinking- of being entitled by right of race or religion. I cannot support a country that defines itself by promoting rejection and hatred of others. Historically, the Middle East was mixed of Jews, Christians, Muslims, and instead has become another ground zero of blind zionism. These are not Jewish, Christian, or Muslim values. They are the values of radical militarism.
Excellent post Nana, and of course you are not an anti-semite. Refreshing to read a post with such clear and well -reasoned thinking, in contrast with another mentioning your name in the title that has neither attribute.

The last time I was in Europe Bush was still president. Americans were not very popular but I found that when I made it clear that the actions of my country (Iraq) did not reflect my views nor the views of many of my fellow Americans the animosity evaporated. My point is that many people were against some of our policies and actions but they were not really "anti-America."

I think the Palestinian people have suffered many injustices at the hands of the Israelis. Terrible things have been done. This does not make me a Jew-hater. I also think the Palestinians have had poor leadership and have retaliated against Israel in terrible ways. There is no justification for the terrorism that has been perpetuated against Israel, and the brainwashing of this population by fundamentalist maniacs that turns these naive misled people without hope into human bombs. Does that make me anti -Arab?
No.

I admire your restraint after being told that a post with your name in the title was "not about you." Huh?!
It was kind of irritating Ablonde, which is probably why I accidentally commented over there as my Jewish alter ego when I thought it was me. Oy!
Very well expressed, Nanatehay, and well argued. I would take it a step further and argue that a true supporter of Israel will criticize policies and actions that are likely to cause problems for them. Does a true friend stand by while you do something stupid and self destructive? I would much rather someone pull me aside and point out that throwing a rock through my neighbor's window is not going to solve a conflict between us.
Tink, thanks for the TP, I was almost out!

Jan; exactly so.

Pig Trailin, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Matt; thank you!

Libertarius, as I said over on Fernsy's blog, having a discussion with her is like trying to wrestle wet toilet paper. I guess I'm a masochist for even trying.

And Oryoki; it takes a first-hand witness like your Quaker friend to appreciate the reality on the ground over there. Thanks for sharing that perspective.
It's pig tralin.. one I in the last name
Pardon me Poorsinner, but here's what you said in comments:

"I've read your posts on Israel. How does it feel to be blindly fronting for Hamas, a terror organization that your country's enemies support and back? Do you really hate America and Israel that much? Stop supporting terrorists."

and:

"I read your posts. Blantant left-wing propoganda talking points on Israel. Dumbass little girls supporting Hamas shouldn't lie down in front of dozers don't ya know... might get killed or don't they teach that to liberals these days."

and:

"Your (sic) a twit blindly hating Israel."

and of course:

"You. Hate. Israel."

Pardon me for taking any of that to mean you think I'm an anti-semite. Please tell me though, what do you think motivates this blind, unreasoning hatred of Israel of mine if it's not antisemitism? Does it tie into my supposed hatred of the USA? I do seem to remember you equated love of our country with love of Israel, so maybe that's it. I guess in the world you live in it's "America; Love Israel or Leave It (America That Is)."

And Pig; I stand corrected.
And as I said to you last night PoorSinner, the fact that you call me a "lefty" or a "libtard" solely on the basis of the fact that I disagree with you, and the fact that you think such terms have the slightest bit of meaning in objective reality, illustrates perfectly your lack of ability to think well. Or at all. Again, you're letting your infantile, black-and-white worldview dictate what you think and say. A course in critical thinking would do you a world of good my friend. Being able to think with clarity, and having the ability to see that the world isn't the way Sarah Palin and Bibi Netanyahu say it is, can be fun, and there's of course the added benefit that you wouldn't always come off as such a fucking idiot.
What Amanda, Amy and LadyMiko said. I also said it on my blog and I'm saying it here... you are not an anti-Semite in my eyes. Questioning whether Israel's behavior is right or wrong, saying it's wrong, backing it up with informed rationale instead of knee-jerk jingoism isn't anti-Semitic, it's just being the smart person you are.

Especially when we all agree we will probably never get the whole story from any unbiased source, certainly not the media.
Sally; thank you for that.
I would just like to add that I don't like name-calling under any circumstances, by anyone. If we can't debate without resorting to anger and hostility, I won't play.
It's alright in this case Sally, Poorsinner and I go way back. This is how we bond.
Thanks Poorsinner, but I already read Mike's post. It was in part the inspiration for this one.
You know what I like about this post as opposed to others I've read? No names. A lot of totally generic nails got hammered here and your sense of puzzlement at the very least equals mine.

From where I sit (family of man as opposed to *anything* else) it's like watching beloved siblings and parents facing off, down and away. Family feuds are toxic for the usual reasons - but also because they're often impossible to mediate let alone influence or heal. And end them? HA!

I often get snarked at for saying I tend to ignore politics and religious discussions/disputes, told that I'm part of the problem.

But this 'problem' is as old as the world's denizens, and it will continue to be such long after I'm gone, at least as long as humans are human (imo). All I've decided to do is try to live my life in my corner of the world as peaceably as I can, and make an effort to allow others to do the same. Help when I can, support when possible, try to understand why others feel as they do, and tolerate those who are on different paths.

And leave those I can't find tolerance for to themselves.

Sometimes it works ;).

Rated for a rather calm observation of a thorny thing.
So... liberal=jew hater? Is that it?
I just read J-M's post too for poorsinner. For Mike it seems liberal=jew hater=pansy who drives Prius.
Oh, and for the sake of the God/s Pig, you change your name at the drop if a hat - how are any of us supposed to figure out who you are let alone how to spell the many variations?! Cut poor Nana some slack, will ya?

;)
Seer, I do get why a lot of people don't feel it's that useful discussing politics. I'm an inveterate politics junkie though, and probably something of a masochist as well. Thanks for your as usual reasonable and sensible comment.

Pig, "liberal=jew hater=pansy who drives Prius" pretty much sums up Mike's position, and Poorsinner's too as near as I can see. For a lot of people, common sense and reality are secondary considerations at best. It's always easier and more fun to construct strawmen and stuff them in little pigeonholes than to actually think about something.
Semite : Noah had three sons, I think. I should have paid more attention.
They all had weird names, and their kids had even weirder names.
If you want to mess with a baby's ( or a nation's ) head, name it after a character in the Old Testament.
Anyway, one of them was Shem, from whom all Semites descended. Which, getting of the ark, makes that pretty much all of us. At least a third of us. The rest are probably Chinese or from New Zealand.
Stop it Poorsinner, you're making me blush!
Nana needs no slack Seer. My new name, well I like it. More fitting, or so I've been told. I think I will remain pig, for not only am I a bit of a swine, I also like pork.. a lot, rare even. Pork eaters unite I say! Oink and all that.
Kim, don't go dragging the Kiwis into it again!

And Poorsinner, we all need a break every now and then.
???

Poorsinner I have no clue of what you're talking about :-/.
Seer, I think Poorsinner took your remark to Trig/Pig as meaning that Trig was actually Poorsinner under a different identity. Jeez it gets confusing in here sometimes!
I have a great recipe for pork roast with a kiwi glaze (kiwi fruit that is).
Pig, you aren't actually Poorsinner are you? Are you?
I mean, you're both from Kansas, and it's kind of odd that I've never seen you both in the same room at the same time. Hmm...
There you go, Pig. Kiwi Fruit is Chinese Gooseberry, more cleverly marketed.
The potential for Israel as a technologically advanced humanitarian country in the midst of a nest of countries with repressive policies towards their own people and frightful general ignorance that should be alleviated by cultural and economic and ethical enlightenment is tremendous. Current and historical Israeli policies of suppression, bigotry and just plain territorial greed is no gift to world Jewry nor Jewish traditions. True lovers of Israel are the ones who hope for Israeli integration into the Middle East as a force for understanding and progress in the area. The current policies are merely generators of hatreds and savage destruction and are obviously on a path of national suicide.
Anybody that condones or accepts the persecution of innocents for whatever reason is an asshole. Anybody who remains silent for fear of being called a name is a coward. It's really as simple as that.
I forgot to mention that I posted a commentary today that actually works well with yours Nan. It's here.
We can insult you some more Poorsinner, that's always an option, as long as you insult back!

Agreed Jan. Something which often puzzles me when an event like the flotilla raid occurs is the sheer unnecessary stupidity of it, and the great harm it does to the cause of the nation of Israel. And yet people inevitably leap into action and attempt to spin such actions as somehow being necessary for Israel's existence, even as it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that thuggisness and arrogance are counterproductive.

Natalie, thanks for saying better in three sentences what it took me this entire post to say.

And Dennis, I'll come have a look.
RW, I missed you there. Thanks!
While I understand and support the need for a Jewish homeland, I feel no country in the world is or should be immune to criticism when they mess up, including my own. However noble the intentions in 1948 were when the State of Israel was formed, they made a bad call to attack that flotilla in 2010 . I do understand their right to defend themselves, and that they are surrounded by hostile nations. I can support their right to stay where they are and keep living. But a bad call is still a bad call.

I fear peace will never come to the Middle east until the Israelis and the Palestinians each want peace more than they want to keep killing each other.
Mr. Nanatehay
I see no country of origin on your page. Are you perhaps from Illinois? Polish even?
I must say, wherever you hail from or reside, that all this talk of critical analysis and thinking beyond the limitations of religious fervor is just ridiculous. We must support Israel no matter what they do, right or wrong.
Why you may ask? Just fucking because! Left wing suffragettes and Palestinians can kiss my behind, kind of like my Jewish hooker just did. That girl has skills I tell you!
Can criticising anti-semites make me Jewish ?
@Kim Gamble
It's a good start, but you will still need a Brit milah.
this is particularly amusing in view of the fact that arab muslims are likely to be more 'semitic' than jews, many of whom are from europe and have only tenuous connections to semitic bloodlines.

it is seldom mentioned, but palestine before the war was about 85% arab muslim, and even more semitic. palestine got less 'semitic' when the jews invaded in great numbers, refugees from the war.

i'm uninformed why 'anti-jew' isn't used, in spite of these well-known facts. any ideas?
I simply don't understand how you can be anti-semen.
Shiral, you say "a bad call is still a bad call", which is so self-apparent that we shouldn't even need to be having this discussion, yet here we are. It begs the question; if I criticize the assassination of Anna Politkovskaya does it mean I hate the Russian people? Does the fact that I strongly disagreed with Bush's invasion of Iraq make me anti-American, or a "self-loathing" citizen of my own country? If I don't support China's actions in Tibet does that make me a Sinophobe? The answer to all these is of course no, but this is the exact logic used by those who equate any criticism of the government of Israel with anti-semitism. It drives me 'round the bend.

Padraig, thanks for reading! A comment I left on your excellent post this morning formed the core of this one, so thanks for the inspiration. And yes, the need to reduce things to black and white isn't solely an attribute of the Right, nor of those who support Israel unreservedly. It's something you can observe on all sides of a given issue, and it gets in the way of having any sort of intelligent discussion on matters of importance. It impedes clarity of thought, something which is in desperately short supply in the era of the 24 hr news cycle and a strident, polarized, largely ineffective press. Your own posts, about Sri Lanka and other issues, have always been informative and balanced, the exact opposite of the kind of simplified thinking I'm attacking here, and I thank you for it.

Rod, as always you sicken me. There's no issue which you can't besmirch with your sleazy innuendo and the reek of cheap Scotch and stale cologne that wafts in with every comment you make.

Kim and Anthony; yes sometimes if you do it with enough vehemence, or probably not actually, and what's a Brit Milah?

Al, that's a loaded question, and I don't have any answer to it off the top of my head. I did say in an earlier comment:

" The Semites, in ethno-linguistic terms, were and are a diverse group of peoples who've inhabited the Mideast for many thousands of years. In modern times the term is used to describe Jews, whether in Israel or elsewhere, and the Arabs are of course Semites too. The ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Edomites, Phoenicians, Carthaginians, and dozens of other tribes and ethnic groups were also Semites."

It's interesting that "semitic" is chiefly used in modern contexts in a negative sense, not as a description of a people, as witnessed by terms like "anti-semite" and "anti-semitic."

Jay, it's just that semen is so snot-like and sticky and, well, gross:(
I like semen, need lots of it too, trying to plug a hole 5000 or so feet in the gulf, oh forgot to tell you, I GOT A JOB, I'm now Director of Environmental Services and Cleanup at BP!! I know, awesome, right?

Anyone got any nukes just lying around???

Awesome!!!
**wanders off**
Tink's not greedy Poorsinner, he's just got a fixation on semen on account of he was denied access to it while growing up.

Tink, put a bunch of straw in the Gulf, that'll fix it, and in a pinch we can always go the nuclear route, just H-bomb the shit out the whole area, turn the entire ocean floor into a giant sheet of glass so we can see exactly where the oil is without having to use radar and stuff.
Anthony,
If a Brit Milah's what I think it is, I've already got one.
Tink! My, hero with the 5001 foot cock and lots of semen!!!

Or, just nuke it nanatejewhater... make it clear so we can just see the swimmin' oil and tap directly in. . Yeah, that's it! Damn
@Kim Gamble
Baruch haba Mazal Tov. You will understand that once you have been critical enough.
Anthony, is a brit milah the part they....dispose of, or the part that's left afterwards?
@nanatehay
That's just the name of the ceremony. I don't really know what the parts are called.
I think the part that's left is brit speerr's nan.
That was a terrible thing to say ... sorry, nan.
So far off topic I don't think I can come back. Speer's not Speerr's.

Speerr's was the real deal, they tell me.
You know what the leper said to the prostitute?

"You can keep the tip."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's humor.
I'm just shocked shitless that I can still post and read during the 4am to 5am period that is suppose to be moppy time around here!!

So awesome!!

Oops, I mean, yeah, NUKE THE OCEAN FLOOR!!! PEOPLE FOR TURNING THE WORLD INTO ONE LARGE GLASS GLOBE!!!

Woooo!!

On the topic of jews, my best friend is jewish, his name is Jesus Chr...oh wait.....never mind....

~wanders off~
Now that you mention it, where IS the mop? We shouldn't even be able to be having this conversation right now; I'm skeered:(

NUKE THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I have sooooo much $$$ coming in from the Nigerians, I will be holding numerous parties, with glass dance floor and sex slave pit, with hot girls and girl wannabes from Sweden(Texas). All paid for by ASsdasdfdf!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOD IT'S TRUE!!
No nan, that was fark.
Tink me too - what's going on ? It's 6.55 here and I'm still getting through. Do you think someone might tell us, or should someone ask ?
Girl wannabes and wine for ALL my friends from Macedonia!
Me too!!! ~shivering~ Maybe our new Editor has fixed the mop so it does its thing in the background. That'd be awesome. I miss posting my best stuff at 4am, to be ignored by the editors. Then I could tell myself, "It's not picked because Ed sleeps at 4am!!!" Now, I post stuff at 11am and still, NOT A PICK!!!! I think being too gay has killed my chances at anything other than a movie offer from Fox and a chance to co-host a news hour on Foxnews with Glenn Beck and Joan Walsh.

I know, that would be awesome. Glenn Beck is the big hold out. Pfffffft!!

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, did I tell you, got a candiru catfish thingie up my penis while I was swimming in the Amazon last night. Hurt like hell....good thing I had sex with that transexual prostitute later on, teeheehee!!!!! Ole Sandee the Candiru is swimming up another peehole!!
Bring out the dancing pygmies!
Kim, I'd ask but I'm afraid to, they might turn the mop back on, that'd suck, because I miss my late night/early morning fun times.

Please Ed, don't turn the mop back on, I'll be good, I promise, no late night chats with Asian prostitutes, unless you say its okay!! Then...watch out!!!
ALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!! I am ready for the day now, I have so much good news, first off, the hormone treatment has been a success, I now have boobies!! Wooooooo!! I'm going through with the sex change, I'll be the man I always knew I was, no wait....

Sorry, wrong script!!!

I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S MOM!!! She makes the best pie ever!!!!
The mop will come back on any minute now, so it's important that we drink arak and make babies with all the Circassian dancing girls we can, for tomorrow we may die.

Lex vidoublereaux!
Back on topic, though, for a mo', if you criticise the orgasm, are you an anti-climax ?
If you don't like crazy people are you an anti-psychotic?
If you have serious issues with dotes, does it make you an antidote ?
I thought I had a disease once, AntiEstablishment Disorder, but my mom took me to the doctor and he gave me a lollipop or something and I was all better. Actually they took out my liver and heart and replaced them with an EtchaSketch.

Shake me and I pee blood.

Wait, what?
5:25 am, and all is well!!

Well, not well, there's like oil in the Gulf, I can't sleep without dreaming about stuff that I shouldn't be dreaming of, Rush Limbaugh got married....

Gawd, the world sucks!!!
"what (or who), exactly, is a 'semite'?
Tichaona Chinyelu

Avery excellent question, and point! The term "semite" actually comes from the name of Shem, one of the sons of Noah from whom the Hebrew people of whom the Jews were only one of 12 tribes) and others as well were descendants. This would of course include all true Arabs, as they are descended from Ishmael, the first son of Abraham the Hebrew (not Jew) by the servant woman Hagar when his wife Sarah could not apparently bear children.

And so no, criticisng Israel does not make you anti-Semite, as there are many more Semites whom you are not criticisng nearly to the extent that you and others here criticise Israel. That would only seem to make you anti-Jew, or more specifically, anti-Israeli Jew. And perhaps that would not even be accurate.

But Ido have to wonder at the excessive criticism of Israel here and the apologetics on behalf of Islam. All Israel gets criticised for violence on its behalf, where all Islam is apologised for, attributing violence on its behalf to "radical extremists.." And that is the sort of prejudicial criticism that gets you and others called (erroneously) "anti-semitic."
I'm so glad you weren't et by the bear. I wouldn't have been able to read this well-reasoned, insightful post.
HenryR,

If someone on here posts a blog about the bombing of hotels in Kenya by "borderless" Arabs and I came across it, I'd be as against that as I am against the Israeli government's daily move closer to committing crimes against humanity; that is, if they haven't crossed the line already.
Well spoken. :) How nice to have some rational thought here.
I don't like spaghetti.

Label me anti-pasta.
Thanks all for the comments and the "anti" jokes; I can't decide if "antidote" or "antipasta" is my favorite. I'm worried about Tink though, I fear he may be building up to another live-blog of his impending online suicide.

Henry, you say:

' I do have to wonder at the excessive criticism of Israel here and the apologetics on behalf of Islam. All Israel gets criticised for violence on its behalf, where all Islam is apologised for, attributing violence on its behalf to "radical extremists.." '

If you can find any instances of me being an apologist for violence committed by Muslims, I'd love to see them. You're using flawed logic when you imply that I've ever said such things; it seems to run something like "There are people who criticize Israel relentlessly while giving its enemies a free pass. Therefore, all criticism of Israel is being perpetrated by such people." Do you see the flaws in your reasoning there? I've never given a free pass to terrorism and attacks on civilians regardless of who does it, yet your comment implies that I have. That's not much different than the guy who I mentioned in this post who said the fact that I wrote about Rachel Corrie means I'm a supporter of Hamas. To which I say "Bullshit."
Thanks for the read and the comment Mary.

"part of being an American was the freedom to criticize the government and its policies"

It was, and (for the time being at least) still is. One of our policies that's definitely worth criticism is our unwavering support of the Israeli government, even when that government is engaging in practices which are detrimental to our own interests. Israel is and has for decades been the single largest recipient of US military aid, and that is in part what empowers them to do the things they do which rightly cause many to hate them, and by extension us for supporting them. I saw a comment a few days ago which I'll try to paraphrase here: "Israel is like America's spoiled, bratty little brother; it acts out in horrible, rotten ways sometimes because it knows big brother Uncle Sam will always back it in a pinch." The problem is in part the pro-Israel lobby AIPAC, which is so powerful that few in Washington have the balls to say or do anything to draw its ire. I've been encouraged in recent months though by some in the Pentagon, General Petraeus among others, who have had the courage to say openly that our blind support for "Israel, right or wrong", is doing harm to our own interests in the region. That's something which is patently obvious, but there are few public figures willing to say so openly.
Israel better hope Obama doesn't go full Muslim on 'em. As if!
The relationship between the Obama administration and Israel has been a lot less cordial than things were under Bush, and that's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.
"I'm worried about Tink though, I fear he may be building up to another live-blog of his impending online suicide."

Somebody has been reading my notes again!! Teeheehee!!

Seriously, where is the outrage on Today's main story, the election time around the country, Republicans calling each other "Not Conservative Enough!" Even FoxNews, a Republican network from way back, is making fun of these folks, even throwing a joke or two about teabagger envy. OH MY GAWD!!! OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!? Oh yes she did!!!

Hatred between groups is old as the hills themselves, Jews, Christians, some random white guys who like to wear bed sheets and burn crosses on their "Not of our kind" neighbors, it just is, if it wasn't, what the hell fun would it be on legit news organizations, would they talk about the love in breastfeeding of a Jewish fellow by a Muslim woman and how "in true nature" it was? And then someone, probably Tink, cause he's a glory hound, would post the video of the said incident and put underneath is, "THIS IS F*CKING SICK AND UN NATURAL!!" and then World War One would break out, a few years past the date it started in our Alternate Universe, where monkeys fly and Burger King have ribs. I know!! Just so f*cking wrong.

Here's my stance, everyone should hate each other, just on a reason of which version of God they worship, or their sexuality, or what the hell, if you ain't green, then I's hates you!!!! That's the order of things, and once you add in a government state with military and weapons, that's just icing on the goddamn cake, and if some old press lady wants to say, "GOD DAMN JEWS SHOULD GO BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG, POLAND, GERMANY, NORTH DAKOTA!!!!" then well, welcome to the New Age of Fun in the Sun, f*ck the feel good sentiments of good will towards man, and give us nukes, world wide destruction from which we will never recover, a world of hate, anger and loads upon loads of videos of grown men being breast fed!!!!! For without these, we wouldn't have cool blogs like Dr. Amy's "Nana is a poo poo kitty fuck!" or Nana's response "Dr. Amy can suck my balls!!" and who could forget Tink's master piece, this comment!!!

God damn you all...

Just kidding, I love you all!!! Even the jews, Christians, the Muslims, those freaks from Wisconsin who believe that a dead crow is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, I mean, come on, if you're going to get reincarnated, wouldn't it be something cool, like alive?

Seriously, I don't understand any hatred based on something like the color of the skin, the religious stance of a person, a political affliation, sexual preference, etc. etc. How can we as a world do that?

Strange world indeed.
Even if I'd gotten no other response, this post was worth it for that comment. Tink, please don't kill yourself, at least not without a web cam to document the moment and all of your friends gathered around to weep and throw pizza crusts and empty NyQuil bottles at their monitors as you breathe your last few poignant, tragic breaths.

God damn us all, amen.
Tink's comment get's a TP (TRIGPICK) for best comment of the day. Wisconsonites... I KNOW!
Trig and Nana, I love you both, like the brothers I never wanted cause I asked our parents for a puppy and they brought you guys home instead. ~tears~ I mean that.

And I got my web cam all set up for my live blogging of my suicide. It's going to be awesome, I have the funeral plans too, Lindsay Lohan will be there, she's bringing the booze!!!

~more tears~ I can't wait when George W. Bush and Bill Clinton sing "My Way" along with Marilyn Manson.

Show stopper I tell you!!! ~even more tears~

FREE THE RED TAILED JACKASS!! ~police drag off Tink from the microphone~ ;)
Really good post, as always. Everything's been said already on whether it's ok to criticize Israel. I notice this tendency in any argument on any topic. People just have a strong emotional need to fit you into a tidy category. Perhaps we're issued only so many labels so we have to use them over and over. Or maybe it's just easier to create a fake target that is easy to hit, as opposed to doing the work of arguing logically and god forbid, actually learning something.

Sorry I missed the orgy. OS stayed up all night? Cool.
Yaayyy! I couldn't have said it better. Thanks.
I love you too Tink, just like that puppy I had when I was 3 that turned out to actually be a rat, they were all over the basement but I didn't know the difference, I named him Fifi and taught his fleas to jump through little hoops and stuff, it was magical back in those days, I found a used condom once and thought it was a balloon but it wouldn't blow up no matter how hard I tried and it smelled funny but God I was happy as a child, I was so blessed, man I wish I had Fifi back now, mange and all, humans can't get mange from rats can they, I don't think I ever did, but then I didn't have much hair in those days, just like now, if I had mange I wouldn't even notice it.

NUKE THE GAY BABY RED-TAILED NAZI JACKASSES!!!!!

Sirenita, thanks for reading! Yeah, it was weird, OS stayed up past the witching hour this morning, I think someone forgot to unplug the server from the powerstrip behind the entertainment center.
Thanks for the read and the comment Penrose:)
I'm going to try and stay up again tonight, and at 4:20 am, I'm going to begin my newest post ---- A HAPPY LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF OPEN.SALON ---- or maybe LIVEBLOG: I KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!

It's a coin toss right now!!!

**wanders off to cruise porn**
By the way, I'm shocked beyond belief that this didn't get EPed and on the cover. I mean, it has everything, especially in the comments, mange is a serious afflication effecting millions of people world wide and nobody wants to stand up and say it, but I will, "My brother Nana has mange that he got from a rat he thought was a poodle! Yeah, our parents were poor, but yours were ugly and smelled like goat cheese. Okay, so were ours!!!! God hates you!! It's in the bible!! You're mentioned by name!! Go look!!!!"

Yeah! I love the world enough to say out loud...."MOTHER MARY WAS A VIRGIN WHORE!!!!" Man, I sooooo want to put together a goth metal band and have that as our first hit single!! Rick Dees could scream that out or even Dick Clark, if he's still able too. I miss the gold old days of a young, vibrant Dick Clark!!!! :(
Nana: Clearly the consensus here agrees, you are not anti-semetic, and of course I agree. I find the mind wars so difficult that i usually tip-toe around the subject. Now, I'll do you one better. Fernsy called me a self-hating Jew, when I was new here and she has no clue who I am.

But far worse: As a journalist in Jerusalem, the then right wing Jerusalem Post, then the only paper in English at the time had this powerful guy who hated anyone to the left of him which was just about everyone.

Whenever a journalist was not Israel-Right -Never- Wrong, he'd just make up lies. (I think he was the editor or publisher and I don't even remember his name.)

One morning I opened that paper and there on page one but not a headline was my name and I was accused of helping the Hamas learn how to make bombs.

All my journalist friends told me to never answer him because he always had the last word, and called this my "initiation." Okay he was comically so wrong but I managed to digest and more than less forget it. Then this random ABSURD comment was picked up on the internet and for years it was there under my name (there are about 7 women with my name which was small confort.) I was sure I'd be held up at airports or denied rights or worse. I kept trying to get them to understand that I can't put a meal together, am completely non-violent and have never held any weapon and etc.

That with a gun to my head, I would have not a clue about making bombs. FINALLY the thing disappeared. But do you see how I am one-upping you? Can you imagine? I think I was just lucky that the TSA or Homeland Security never called me in. I know what you feel, Nana, and I say rise above the pettiness. Most intelligent souls can hold two contrary ideas without going insane. None of us know the whole story and we all have our information, intuition and sense of where is the line that we protest. You are SO not alone... Rated.
Tink, those unafflicted with the mange have no idea of the suffering involved, not even Dick Clark in his more vibrant days. The only thing worse is candiru-penis, but then you already know that. I hope when you finally do follow through with the suicide you'll first PM me a list of links to your favorite porn sites and the lyrics to "MOTHER MARY WAS A VIRGIN WHORE" along with tabs telling me where to put my fingers for the chords, hopefully it's not more complicated than "Sweet Leaf" which is the only song I ever learned the chords to, it goes "Duh duh duh DUH, duh, DUH" or maybe that's "Smoke On The Water" but either way I want to be there when you finally cross over to the other side as long as it's not too gross.

Wendy, thanks for reading, and for sharing that story, it puts the thing with Fernsy in perspective. Honestly, it's a fairly minor affair for me, my real name wasn't even involved - and this sort of event is exactly the reason I don't use my real name online. There's something I learned a long time ago though; if you keep fucking with people, as Fernsy seems to enjoy doing, eventually you'll meet someone who will fuck with you back. That said, I'm pretty much over it.

Stellaa! Yeah, I've noticed that before about the URL, though not everyone does. Live and learn is my motto, but what do I know, I'm just a giant anti-semite:(
It's 3.23 here.
I wish it was 7.
Does that make me anti-clockwise ?
Sorry.
Tink, can I come and hang out with you for awhile ?
Tink's going to be offing himself soon and live-blogging it Kim. Attendance is de rigeur.
Then I should be there.
I can do zooms, even smell-cam.
I don't like pathetic people - am I antipathetic ? Ok, I heard you.
But Tink can't do it alone.
Why did he spend all his hard-earned nigerian on new breasts and a vagina ?
OS mystery.
If I have a problem with liquid stools does that make me antidiarrheal?

Do you see what you're doing to me Kim?

Please make sure your smell-cam is working for the upcoming anti-birth of Tinkerertink69.
That was fark and uncalled for.
Both my points were on topic - it's become a multi, or bi-post : Tink's terrible issues with his sexuality, and Israel.
Liquid stools is way off topic. Liquid stools ? Get a grip, nan.
I know, I know, that was beyond the pale. I feel as if I've let myself down, and not just myself but my audience, such as they are. Or were.
I'm here, I'm here.

Isn't this one of those silly laws of civets, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, matter, anti-matter??

Fernsy? Fruitbatloopy!
Don't do it Tink! It's not worth it. All the ratings in the world, even an EP and a COVER spot are not worth giving up your online life, or life online. There will be another casino somewhere that will want you to show them how to count.

And just think about all the pornography you'll miss out on.
Where have you been Ablonde? And yes, exactly, it's called the Three-fold Law by Wiccans and other devil worshippers. Whatever energy you put out there, positive or negative, will come back to you three times over. If we could figure out how to run a lawnmower engine off it we'd make a mint.

Regarding Tink, I think it's too late, the malaise has eaten too deeply into his soul. He was the one who first thought of the breastfeeding Arabs article, and having it stolen by TwoDayMag then make cover was too much for him. I'm just wondering what method he's going to chose for his final act. Poison upsets his stomach, and he doesn't want to mess his face up with a shotgun, so that pretty much leaves auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Listen to Ablonde !
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is the obvious exit method, but must he think/be so out of the box? Surely there is a more exciting but no less naughty way to go.
I'm so ready to off myself, I went and watched TV, which I sometimes do, but usually not until 4am and then usually only till 5am, but there I was, watching TV, in the middle of the after noon, and FoxNews at that. The one blonde gal on there has me wondering if I might be heterosexual. I could be, I'm just not sure, the guy on HLN aka CNN's Ugly Sister, is kind of hot too, black hair, those deep steel eyes, that "Come have sex with me Tink" voice, god, if I wasn't married to a woman, I would so uh, sit in my living room with all the curtains closed and the television on, fantasying about these reporters. Ohhhhhlaaaaaalaaaaa! And no, it's not Ann Coulter.

But then I started watching Star Trek: The Next Generation, man Picard was pretty cool as a Borg. I don't know if William Shatner could handle that, I mean, he has the whole "Hey green skinned alien chick, why don't you spread your multiple legs down on this bear skin rug and we'll make love!!!" Bawahwahwah....yeah, Kirk was good at getting the lady aliens to spread their multiple legs.

Oh yeah, I want "MOTHER MARY WAS A VIRGIN WHORE" to be played at my funeral, Nana, I've sent you the keys and music sheet and I want you to lead the band. It's like "Smoke on the Water" meets Abba meets a sick mongoose dying of the Mongolian flu, something we all know a lot about.

It'll be a nice funeral, Elton John and Rush Limbaugh will play the Asian skin flute, an interesting choice, I know.

I've invited all the staffers at Salon.com to show up and blog about it, my funeral, not Elton John and Rush Limbaugh playing the Asian skin flute, but it'll probably get mentioned. I hope they don't go, "Who the fuck is Tink?" I'd be sad. I'd like to pretend that I'm a global sensation, or at the very least, that I'm talked about in the middle of the former Soviet Union(according to the counters I've put on a few of my articles, I have quite a few hits from that region, from some military bases there, I like to invite them to my funeral too....)

Gawd, I'm rambling again, what was the topic about? Oh yeah, I think ABlonde should go topless to my funeral, add a touch of class to the procession.

Joan Walsh should too.....

Kerry as well.

Man, it's already 2:32 am here, and I'm starting to thinking about taking a cool refreshing shower and then taking a swig or two of Nyquil to feel da love.

Or maybe I'll just keep typing. It's fun to have serious discussions about why licking an Israelite makes you bisexual in a modern, non-biblical situation. According to the bible, if you read far enough, Jesus Christ was a communist and possibly very gay, or at the very least bisexual. "Love your fellow man...." what? Not likely "brother"!!!! Maybe if he's hot and has a really fast car, and then, it's only because I need to feel the stick shift of a hottie in my....oh lord, look at the time!! 2:34 am!!!!!

I hope 4am comes around and the servers stay up too. I have this great article in my head.

It starts out, "Are you happy?" and then ends with "WE SHOULD MOVE AWAY FROM HERE, ONLY LOVE, NOT AGE OR LOOKS, SHOULD MATTER. YOUR FRIEND, ANTINA!!!!" or whatever that whore that PMed me earlier today was named. I sent her an email with my phone number and my life story of how I was a reverend in Nigeria who ran a hostel there for refugees, providing the only Internet connection for thousands of miles around. I like to help people, help themselves.

Anyways, maybe I'll post about my sex change, before I blow my brains out because I'm depressed that St. Elsewhere turned out to be just some kid's fucking snowglobe!! What the hell? A snowglobe?

Gawd!!

Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, I like French Toast.
"Live Blogging a Suicide, Possible, or Impossible?"

Oxymoron or point of fact?

How do you end your blog when you live blog a suicide. Should you turn off comments? Then again, maybe readers will finally believe when all their comments remain forever unanswered.
I don't think I'm going to kill myself tonight, I love you guys too much, even Trig, what the hell? Deleting an article that has recieved a Tink Pick? Blasphemy I tell you, blasphemy.

I don't delete articles, I just post the shit, and then leave it up, so years from now, I can read it, and cringe, because I didn't know how to spell, fuck, right. Gawd, who misspells fuck?

So it's like 2:45am, you know what that means, time for prep work on my 4:32 am travels to ChickswithStrapons.com!! Oh my, big strapons too!!!
The Big Flounce they call it Ablonde, and with good reason, though it's not that telegenic when your bowels let go.

And Tink, you can't back out now, we've almost got the method figured out. I'm thinking anal attack gerbils with little suicide vests strapped onto them, in tribute to your love for the Taliban.
No way, you leave comments open, only a cowardly sniveling brat would close comments on something like that. I mean, how are people going to go "Boohoohoo!! I already miss Tink and he's only been dead for like two minutes!!"

Seriously, awhile back, some guy on a weight lifter bulletin board posted, "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF...STAY TUNE!" All these people were like, "Yea!! Kill yourself!!" and then, when the time came, this person had his Webcam turned on, he strolls into view, takes some pills, and then dies....well....not too quickly, people thought he was faking it, so they didn't call the cops or anything, plus, nobody knew where he was at, I mean, people know where I'm at, but heck, I'm open like that(giggle, Open on Open!! Who knew that was even possible!!!)

I think if I was going to kill myself, or got that depressed because I don't have a job, etc. I'd turn into terrorist. I mean, not one of them "Down with America!!" terrorist, no, I'd be more like, "DOWN WITH DISCO!!!" and blow stupid stuff up, you know, like abandoned disco clubs in Kansas City, and such things.

People wonder why some folks become terrorists. I can now answer that question with my own reasons, life sucks big dicks and it won't even come on your face but will kick you really hard in the nuts. And unless you're into that kind of thing, it sucks reallly reallly bad and you get these thoughts in your head, "I want to be remembered as the man who blew up the Slave Pit that USE to have hot girls in chains, but now, just cobwebs and the slight smell of mold because the roof leaks really bad....." Desperation and the thoughts of not being remembered can drive someone to drive a clown car full of TNT into a long closed dance club that is now an art gallery.

Good thing nana and Trig told me that before I went through with that plan.

Oopsie. Just blew up some modern artists!! EEK!!!
nana, oooooh, that's a good idea. Hey wait, I'm not Taliban, I'm National Freedom Front of Talashama, says so in my TerrorWatch file that the US government has on me.

I know, right? Very few people know I'm on that list, it had something to do with a post or a hundred I did on here, something about Al Gore licks hairy buttholes or something. Government doesn't take to Al Gore hairy buttholes story.

The International Crime Force agent who came to my house to "question" me was like, "Who are you working for?" I yelled back, "No one!!" and then he was like, "Do you have something to drink, I'm parched!" and I was like, "Who uses the word 'parched' anymore?"

And well, that's the day I got added to the terrorist watch list. My parents were so proud!!
I came to see what happened, skipped a bunch of comments and got lost in the final exchanges and now feel like i took acid - again.
You can't blow up the Inferno Club, it's on the National Register of Abandoned Discos and has the last still functional Slave Pit this side of the Mississippi. And I was added to the terror watch list myself several years ago when I carried 20 or 30 knives through security in my carry-on bag at Logan airport in Boston. They were supposed to be in my checked luggage but I'd forgot to move them from my satchel. I'm surprised they eventually let me on the plane, considering I'd lost my drivers license somewhere in Boston and my only ID was an expired Costco card and I looked like a fucking terrorist anyway. I may do a post about it sometime.
Aim! We were just taking suggestions as to the best way for Tink to off himself. Poison and shotgun are out but we'd love to hear what you think the best method would be aside from auto-erotic asphyxiation, which is just kind of tacky.
Endoscopic camera with wiper-washer, popcorn ... not too late to change your mind, Tink.

What about lopes ?
I'm not nutty about lopes ....
Lopez? Jennifer Lopez? Who'd want that ghastly a death?
African herbivorous arrangement, with horns ...
Ah, that lopes. The horns are a nice touch, they'd add a nice sense of drama to the whole thing.
AIM, we kind of gave up on the premise of the whole Jewish question about around yesterday, and I thought about liveblogging my suicide but right now, there's a storm rolling through my section of the world, so I might just run out and get zapped. That could be fun.

What?

Nana, yeah, I don't think I could blow a cool place like that anyways, I'd like to get crazy on that glass dance floor, you don't see those around any more. ~nodding~

Kim, I've had my lopes removed. I use to hallucinate a lot more than I do now, and my doctor was like REMOVE THEM OR DIE!! So well...

Damn, that was a close lightening strike. God must be mad that I uttered the phrase, "GOD IS DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!!!!" Sheesh. Think I'm going to go offline till the major part of this storm blows over.

Smooches and gropes to one and all, FREE CHARLIE BROWN!!!!

SNOOPY TOO!!!
Damn, one big boomer and then pfffffft. Like God answered my question when I asked, "am I alone in the Universe?" And he replied, "No!! But did you hear John Stamos is going to be a season of Glee!!?"

And I replied, "Yes, I read it on Yahoo! Most Searched Terms and seen his name and was like, 'Who the fuck is looking for Uncle Jessy from Full House?"

God, I miss that show.....
Ante-lopes - all those people, they've been hitting lopes on the head for thousands of years, because they were antelopes.
Them poors sunsubatches!!!!! :-( I loved a lope once, her name was Rita Lope, no wait, that wasn't it, it was Angela Lopez.

Never mind.
Uncle Jesse's wife was hawt! Or is that some other chick? Did she ever do any porn movies? What's her name from the Partridge Family used to make some nice porn 'til she got on LA Law.

Inquisitive Canuck, thanks for reading, and for your kind comment! Yes, things have gone a little degenerate at the end of the thread here. I blame Kim, with his unreasoning antipathy to horned herbal arrangements, though some of Tink's commentary slewed things in unseemly directions as well. They're both ne'er do wells is what it comes down to.
Awesome!! A Canuck out of the wood work!! Now, I can truely go die!! WELCOME!! :)

Loves and hugs to all.

See you on the other side, I'll be wearing purple pants and a green shirt, to go with my mauve shoes!!!!

~wanders off~
Yeah, those porns were hawt!!!

~wanders back in~ Man, we sure did make a mess of your wonderful article, it really should have gotten something, an EP, or a DVD or something.

The comments were wonderful, especially me and Kim, we really kept on topic, if that topic was about me killing myself or making a scat fetish porno with John Stamos and that chick from LA Law.

I so wanted to do the Facts of Life girls back in the day. Gawd.

Blaire made me wish I was just that much older......
Blair was a jailbait hotty alright, with those plaid cardigans and pouty lips. Man they don't make TV like that anymore.
Welcome to the zoo Inquisitive. Tink's live-blogged his suicide before, so he'll probably be OK this time around, heck, he may even get an Editor's Pick out of it if he handles it properly.
His technique is definitely finessed, it's sort of a cross between Perez Hilton on mescaline and Hunter Thompson, with undertones of Lewis Carroll and Eric Eddison's "The Worm Ouroboros." Honestly though, he's probably on the blacklist by now after his repeated posts disclosing the editors' inordinate fondness for fruitbats.
Nana you miss the point of what I said when you say "If you can find any instances of me being an apologist for violence committed by Muslims, I'd love to see them." What I made reference to was "apologetics on behalf of Islam." Not Mus;ims. And that actually helps to make my point. So many here on OS as well as all across America want to make the distinction as you have here to absolve Islam from any blame or guilt. And I am saying that Islam is precisely the chief factor in the atrocities commited by Muslims.

An article posted by Alan Nothnagle the same day you posted this one is an excellent example. He entitled it "Does religion make people violent? A criminologist says yes" but then goes on in his responses to comments to ignore utterly what I pointed out about the religion of Islam and say that the criminologist making the study seemed to be pointing out that it is a lack of integration of Muslim youths in Germany that produces the excessive violence among them. Again ignoring that Islam itself teaches its adnherents that they should NOT integrate with infidel cultures!

That may seem off track, to use his respnse or lack of response there in debating with you on yours, but the point is the same and made very clear there. Islam is given a free pass, where its individual Muslim followers are treated not as agents of Islam but as free agents acting individually with no connection to the source of their violence: Islam, the Koran, and Muhammad their prophet.

Israel is a nation in a state of seige. And that too is ignored.
Henry,
With respect : "... the source of their violence : Islam, The Koran, and Muhammad their Prophet," could we not turn it around, as well ?
Source of violence : monotheism ? Land ?
Way to cease hostility : share ?
You know how long it's been going on. Islam and Judaism are uncompromising. There will be war. While parents actively choose to believe the garbage of their inheritance, children will suffer.
Want that, much ?
" And those who choose to create anything more of their own inheritance anything more than a convenient, self-made tomb, shall be known as survivors ..."
Liner notes, Keith Jarret, Survivors, from memory.
There's still hope for him Inquisitive. If Tink can come up with another article as good as the breastfeeding Arabs, or something about American Idol and his closet masturbation fetish, he still may see an EP or even make cover. Nothing's written in stone.

Henry, you've always seemed like a thoughtful, rational person, but on this issue you're mistaken, and you're not arguing your case well at all. As I said in this post:

"many people who are capable of multi-leveled, rational thought on a wide range of topics have too much invested in their ideologically or religiously based worldview to allow them to discuss Israel without resorting to slander and grossly inaccurate, unfair epithets."

You're giving us a perfect example of that, and when you say "What I made reference to was "apologetics on behalf of Islam." Not Muslims" you're not only quibbling, but you're missing my point entirely as well. Islam or Muslims, it doesn't matter, because I have never given either a free pass for anything, and your referencing of something Alan Nothnagle or other people in OS or people in America generally may have said is irrelevant to what I have said. You're still claiming that I make excuses for Israel's enemies when I've never done anything of the sort and it's starting to fucking piss me off. I've already been called an anti-semite by several people on this site, and now I'm being accused by you of being an apologist for Islam or for the actions of its adherents and that is absolute bullshit. I'll reiterate what I said yesterday; if you can find an instance of me giving a free pass to violence committed by followers of Islam - or violence committed by anybody else for that matter - I'd fucking love to see it. If you can't, I'd thank you to stop assuming you know my views on the topic.
Hippos. Hungry hungry hippos. They are deadly -and what a way to go!
I am against any food that is pasty and especially from Australia.

So, count me as an anti-vegemite.

Tink, be careful when you wander off. I'd hate for you to come back with those lime green plaid golf pants and the fuschia shoes.
HenryR, "Israel is a nation in a state of seige," is a simplistic distortion of reality.

israel has put itself into a state of siege and enjoys playing the victim card.
Hippos would be good Aim, though a little messy. I'd go with ferrets inserted in his jockey shorts myself, but I'm just old school that way.

Quatto, I think he had mauve shoes last time he was here, please don't give him any new sartorial ideas. And I'm also an anti-vegemite; any condiment made with rotten yeast is just wrong.

Mark, any nation living under siege would be advised to examine closely how that state of affairs came about. Falling back on "But look at how bad the other side is" doesn't cut it with me; I know the history of the region and the state of Israel too well for that.
Here's a question ~ Does supporting the existence of a Jewish state make me anti-Palestinian?
i am a pacifist, to my very core. i abhor violence. It breaks my heart to see the horrific disregard for life exhibited by BOTH nations. i do not condone or support blowing up a public bus or cafe filled with innocent people, any more than i condone or support violently ejecting people from their homes & reducing them to refugees living in subhuman conditions. Violence & hatred exists on both sides. And neither side is willing to let go.
Therefore, i don't believe that there is a "right" or a "wrong" side. i do, however, think that we have made this an american problem, with an american perspective. i once heard a lecture by a wise, elderly Jewish psychologist who stated that she believed that the current behavior of the Jewish people was akin to a cultural PTSD. i think that we have americanized the issues by reducing them to politics. We can empathize, but we can never truly understand the thousands of years of history, of culture, that is the lifeblood of this conflict.
i believe that the Jewish people should have a home of their own. i do not believe that blood should be the price paid. But, look around. Our world is one of force & violence. They came into their nation as the result of violence, and the world has continued to define itself through violence. It has always done so. Are they acting so differently from any other nation? No. Does that make it right? No. But should we hold them to a higher standard because they're Jews & they should know better because of the Holocaust? Perhaps. i think that we should hold all people & all nations to a higher standard. Whether american, African, Arabic or Israeli, violence should not be tolerated. Let us set an example....
Theeinfinite, thanks for reading and for the great comment. Does supporting the existence of a Jewish state make you anti-Palestinian? Not from where I stand it doesn't, though there are plenty from the other side who'd say that it does.

"i think that we have americanized the issues by reducing them to politics."

We definitely have; that's easy to do at the distance we view the issue from here. To some extent however it's justified if one's an American citizen to see it through that lens; we give more military aid to Israel than to any other single nation and have for decades, so its actions are viewed by many as actions (by proxy) of the United States. Whether it's always fair for others to see it that way is debatable, but there's no doubt that many do.

"Our world is one of force & violence. They came into their nation as the result of violence, and the world has continued to define itself through violence. It has always done so."

Exactly so. Here's part of a comment I made on another post earlier today which bears somewhat on this discussion:

By any objective measure, a great wrong was done to the Palestinian people when Israel was founded. In a perfect world, that wrong would be redressed at some point in a similar fashion to how a person who won a civil case in court might be recompensed for damages done to them. We all know however that isn't going to happen. Ever. The nation of Israel is a fait accompli, whether one agrees with the nature of its founding or not. No amount of moral high ground or waving of banners or rockets fired by Hamas is going to make Israel go away, and that's just simple reality. At some point, the wronged parties there will realize that by looking backward they're not able to chart a course forward, that by continuing to recite the litany of wrongs done they're wasting energy on the past when they need to be thinking about what to do NOW. In other words, keeping obsessive track of old scores (no matter how justified the sense of injury), never-ending hatred, looking always back rather than forward, all these things are roadblocks to ever resolving any fucking thing.
I'm no less rational now than I ever was, Nana. But you do raise an excellent point. If my referencing another person's is of no consequence to what you have said or are saying, then neither is what you are saying of any consequence to what others have said or are saying. So none of those 63 people jumping on your bandwagon to rate this are in no way excused in any of their own words by what you have said here.

As far as me quibbling by making the distinction between Muslims and Islam, not so. It's a very valid point. But you aren't going to accept it here, obviously, so I think I'll have to make my case in a post of my own. These are getting lost in the mix of all the hippos and other such comments anyway.
You're still pussyfooting around the main problem with your comments here Henry. You accused me (twice) of being an apologist for Islam and of making excuses for Israel's enemies, when the truth is I've never done anything of the sort. You're either prevaricating or are so blinded by your bias in this issue you're incapable of thinking rationally. You say:

"If my referencing another person's is of no consequence to what you have said or are saying, then neither is what you are saying of any consequence to what others have said or are saying."

That's a nonsensical statement Henry. The point of my last comment to you was that you referenced things others have said in an attempt to make it seem that their views are the same as mine, but on what logic do you hang your assertion? The answer of course is "none." It's a specious argument with no basis in rational thought processes, gibberish basically. At this point it's obvious you can't be bothered to argue from a position of reason or intelligence but would prefer instead to operate in the realm of unfounded accusations, so thanks for serving as a perfect illustration of the thesis of this post.
You've got a point. I'm thinking of changing the title of this post to "Poorsinner Takes A Dump And It Turns Into Gold." You're my muse, my Open Salon Melpomene.
And yeah, Tink gets pissed when you don't submit commentary for his approval.
Melpomene is the Muse of Tragedy, so she's relevant in this case. But the videos; I love those songs but I started thinking they made me look too Sensitive. Also, I felt a little weird taking part in a open call, something I usually avoid doing.
If sitting on a log rail fence in front of some trees makes me a tree-hugger, guilty as charged.