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If you go apeshit on anybody that goes after Stellaa, you get ice cream???
I am SO there!
(and did you see... it was even Häagen-Dazs ! w00t!)
Rated for I have no idea what.
Seer, I poke around a lot under dank, rotten logs:)
Apparently there are monkey-brain people lurking in the nooks and crannies of OS. Who is that Judge person? Judge not, I say or he be recused under piles of verbiosity. Spooky do as spooky gets.
Z, you crack me up! I second the motion of recusal under piles of verbosity.
Strange is an understatement Stellaa. Here's a synopsis of the comments from Da Judge that inspired this post:
You fucked up royally this time.
This coward....he fucked with the Judge.
You still have a huge problem. You fucked with The Judge.
I am on your favorites (till now), you asshole....go fuck yourself.
We must have some manners around here.
Don't be a little wimp....answer the question, asshole.... With me you must be very nice...asshole.
little angry bitch.... that coward....messed with me and he must learn to behave.
You are such a coward.
Are we clear, asshole?
@Stellaa
You're in on it too? So you're the one who told that Drew-Silla bitch to post that comment on your blog. Of course you here for Thoth, not me. What? did he screw you too like that sick coward is saying? Tell us the truth now, you angel you.
Sorry, bitch....I am doing best now that I am responding to the "enemies of Thoth."
I should follow you and comment supporting a bunch of lies....that would make me a sneaky sick fuck who is too afraid to face his enemies.
Who gives a shit what you think, asshole. Bring it.
You guys are such lousy gang (oh, I know). Obviously, Stellaa is the brains, but she doesn't wanna get into the mud. Although, she is wrong and you were right about something. Stand up for yourself nana, don't let her take away tomorrow's mission from you and give it to a nobody. You want the glory don't you, asshole.
It ends now if you want with....apologizing to The Judge.
Drew brought me here you stupid fuck. She posted a comment disrespecting me on Stellaa's post (now I know it was Stellaa who told her to do it).
You and I are still here, Scumbag.
You hang in there while you boss bitch is working something out. I just wish she gives it to nana or emma peel or Ablonde (Oh yeah I saw the comments) rather than you or that bitch Drew.
Again, last chance. All you have to say is : "I am so sorry, Judge." And because I am not full of hate like you, I will forgive you.
Peace.
Don't you dare talk to the lady like that you little piece of shit
"Go back to your pigs and do not fuck with humans again you ignorant fucking retard ... do not fuck with your betters ..."
You do look like a pig don't you.
Peace.
Whatever, asshole. You seeing ghosts you lying sack of shit hate monger.
you sick fucks
Your post does not say anything about smell, pervert!
talk to nana; he's in deep shit too.
Where are the Julie comments? I have them anyway. I will be checking back, you lying coward.
Oh shit, you took down nana's comments too. Like I said I have all of it. But this will stay for nana and stellaa. This was deleted:
You guys did five posts for (defaming) Thoth that I know of so far; where is mine?
Ok, my bad, I found it. See, this is evidence, liar.
You can't say shit like that and get away with it.
he called mommy (Stellaa) and Daddy (nantehay) and got them in deep shit. I have found you and the House of Stellaa been haunting the guy for ages
*I* WILL RESPOND.
Again--I know you are slow--apologize to The Tudge and it is over. Or account for your lying and admit conspiracy to commit fraud and defamation. The first option is very easy. The latter will be a long and agonizing battle for you and your accomplices.
thank you for cleaning up your language, little ugly bitter girl!
Either you call me a liar or you do the right thing by disengaging yourself from these shameless sick lying fucks.
that asshole
Peace.
Meh! Anybody that has a problem with Stellaa is an ibis-headed dick weasel.
I'm putting my support behind Seshat. She WAS the goddess of writing after all. Not only could she kick the shit out of baboon boy, but she looked HAWT dressed in Cheetah pelts! ;~)
'Sides those of us on the side of Seshat get Häagen-Dazs.
"@ Julie,
You are too ugly to fuck so go fuck yourself."
He was so proud of that comment he posted it 3x- Kim deleted one ;) We are dealing with a real intellectual giant here.
I want to say here : what a sport Julie has been.
This can be a crap place, or beautiful.
Why thoth is still raging like the chimp I don't get. I thought he maybe wasn't lying when he said " Later, OS !"
Seems there might be a few he hasn't screwed yet.
Piffft! Like there's something wrong with fucking yourself?
I mean hell, I'd try to do Julie in a heart beat and still be stuck in a line! :~D
The only other person with this much background information would be cartouche, and unless cartouche is thoth ( which I don't rule out ),
what we are reading here is the pink-faced egyptian trinket.
Lorianne said it best I think: "as if some silly egyptian god... errr i mean judge who is in no way connected to a now flounced former OSer had any power that could battle the house of stellaa!"
There's no way of course to prove that the two are the same, but it's hard to not wonder about Da Judge's oh-so-spirited defense of said departed OSer.
Amy, your presence here has established beyond doubt that you too are one of Stellaa's pawns in her foul game of defamation and OS dominance.
Kim, Zuma always makes me resort to the online dictionary.
Progressive, chimps are scary!
Julie, Amy's really nice when she's not being a vicious bitch.
And Kim, Cartouche is entirely too civilized and intelligent a person to be someone like Da Judge/Thoth. That's what my gut tells me anyway, and I trust my gut.
Says the dick weasel!
That's what my gut tells me anyway, and I trust my gut.
Based on your side view pictures, I'd have to say that is one BIG ASSED amount of trust! (I'd also guess that your "gut tells you" to have thirds and fourths at every meal, huh? ;~) )
All hail
I worship
Do her bidding
Do not fret
Bids
high
I am spelled
under.
Thanks.
I called you Stellaa's redneck pimp, and you confess.
Thank you, I'll hear your next confession in your next post.
I called you Stellaa's redneck pimp, and you confess.
Thank you, I'll hear your next confession in your next post
AH-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't even want to give me credit for the phrase "House of Stellaa." This so cowardly. I thought you bitched about plagiarism.
That is why it is documented, so you give credit to that redneck. You know he can't come with that right. It's too clever for redneck pimp.
The House of Stellaa is a brothel. You know, like when she tells to go attack someone. You work there, I saw your comments.
I called you Stellaa's redneck pimp, and you confess.
Thank you, I'll hear your next confession in your next post.
You edited my comments you coward; you took out all the evidence that incriminates you as a lying hateful sick fuck.
Again, it's documented.
Inquisitive, I try to keep that under wraps:(
A brothel? Oh I hope so. I want to be Madam. I have a lot of experience that would assist me in building a well run brothel and am eager for the challenge! I'm picky about location.
Nubia gone funky now
And Naneh setep is working overtime
Hey Stellaa Nefertiti!
It's no pity
If the Maa-Kheru
Has bubbies and titties.
Wave yer sistrum in the air!
Like you don't care!
The secret is out
And it's in the air:
Thoth is Djehuti
With a really big boodie
Word UP.
Was sceptre.
"It's no pity
If the Maa-Kheru
Has bubbies and titties."
I'm reduced (again) to Googling to get the full import of your comment!
Ablonde, it always comes down to "location, location, location" when you're looking for a good Bordello of Nefarious Defamation of One of the Most Beloved Figures in OS.
Stellaa, your wish is my command oh Mistress of Misdeeds, femme daemon of dastardly denunciation.
Phnglui mglwnafh Cthulhu Rlyeh wgahnagl Ftagn!
Ia! Ia! Ia!
Seriously, I believe chimps, and bonobos to be really ugly really stupid people.
But, that chimp was screaming hysterically while attacking that guy, I know it when I hear it, I'd love to know what he did; and the hysteria turned to fear just before it moved back to it's chair proving all it wanted was to be left alone.
(R)ated for demonstrating excellent food gathering skills!
Is it powdered at first?
"So what do you call a little ugly dumb piece of shit who is so bitter going around scribbling shit posts about nice people here? What do you call someone who no one wants to fuck? Drew-Silla! What do you call a defeated home-wrecker who is out of a job (they told me)? Shit-muppet Drew-Silla!"
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Is the circle of Darkness now complete?
wait...does that disqualify me from being a minion in the house of stellaa?
if so, wait here & i'll be right back. give me just enough time to flounce and return with a new identity.
Meanwhile, the Judge can continue to dose himself up with a liberal helping of Fukitol before his date with Mel Gibson.
Inquisitive Canuck, Emma Peel, Lorianne, and Xenonlit have now officially fucked with Da Tudge. "As you sew, so shall you weep", and let us not forget that, as Z first reminded us, "Judge not lest ye be Judged." Amen.
Seriously, I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, sure! First you leads us all into eternal damnation with Häagen-Dazs, then once we're stuck, all you got is organic home made Kool-Aid? DAMN! You really are an evil bitch, aren't ya!
BTW, do we get a team Stellaa discount at the brothel?
P.S. If we get shirts that say "I sold my soul to Stellaa and all I got for it was this lousy T-shirt" I wear a small, K?
Speaking of script, I think there should be some (alas, unenforceable) rule that everyone has to take their meds before participating on OS. There are some very disturbed people here...
Eggplant in the kool-aid, haha! (That explains the kinda slimy texture...)
Rated and documented.
What? I shouldn't have told them that? Oops, sorry Stellaa.
Yep. That's how it works around here. It would be almost funny if this guy was not interested only in attacking and being nasty.
Jesus got my soul sometime during the 70s. He's not giving it back, either, not that I have asked for it back.
It involved a lot of hoopla, getting dunked and nappy hair even with a shower cap. There was a great party afterward.
The other gods got pissed off and went rompaging off after some other souls. They heard that George Bush was available, but BP employees were too evil for them.
Now Stellaa rules OS, sending out her thorazine and lithium signals. She sits in her darkened rooms, implanting kool aid bubbly wishes and eggplant caviar dreams into all who follow her.
I watched a Nat Geo, or maybe Animal Planet about a pack of chimps that had escaped from an enclosed chimpanzee reserve. The pack attacked some lost travelers who'd just happened to be looking for the reserve.
The chimps killed one of the tourists, eating most of him alive. Gave me a whole new respect for the amuzing creatures.
Here's a short story about it. http://www.springerlink.com/content/p41q321t14073850/
Z, the ranks of AAAS (Ancilliary Auxiliary Acolytes of Stellaa) are growing daily, sort of like the pod people on Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. They come for the unadulterated evil but they stay for the eggplant body cavity caviar dreams.
Stellaa, your evil laughter (and Cool-Aid) is all the reward I need. Please PM me further instructions.
Susan, I'm glad to hear the banana RC chip is working out. The Pringles were a total disaster.
Myriad, that snerk cost you whatever chance you may have had of being friends with the Judge. On the plus side, you get a free bumpersticker that reads "Enema of Thoth" and some magic eggplant seeds.
Sixtycandles, thanks for self-documenting your rate. It will make your ultimate prosecution that much easier.
Amy, the t-shirts are optional, but the little round hat (as worn by the flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz) and frenulum tattoo of Stellaa's avatar are mandatory.
And Inquisitive; carpe diem (or "seize the carp" for those of you who don't speak Latin).
Do you want to, you know, go have a coffee somewhere and talk ?
I'll check in later for a document review....snort...
I just downloaded Google Earth. I had it in the Droid and kept sucking up RAM.
So sad to see what's happened to us all.
I'm tearing out my chip. I'm outta here. I'm flouncing.
Screw you all and your paltry, miserable, something else, lives.
Squalid, that's it.
I knew the Muppet when he was Taliban. Now there's just that vacant look. Can't you see what this place is doing to us ?
I mean, how do we know that Stellaa isn't Joan Walsh ?
We don't.
I've got a splinter in my thumb, and it hurts.
I don't expect any sympathy.
Not from you lot, anyway.
You people are really scary, you know that ?
I was kind of taking the piss.
But redneck pimps aren't famous for their sense of humour.
Lean back, nan, and relax.
And thanks.
I think I'm behind you, as it were.
Sorry if I seem to sail too close to the edge sometimes.
Or even over it.
wait... what? is stella our leader or is nana our pimp?
this is why i never get involved in these things... i'm so easily confused.
redneck pimp...are you a redneck who is a pimp? or a pimp with a stable of rednecks?
Only a redneck pimp could speak so eloquently, and I am stealing this, you know.
When a redneck pimp is pissed off, does he yell "Shuck YOU!"????
Regarding the topic of my redneck pimping, I'll attempt to be as straightforward as I can, and without resorting to Latin. I am a redneck myself (as witnessed by my fondness for Mountain Dew Code Red and my huge collection of velvet Elvis paintings and commemorative Operation Iraqi Freedom dinnerware) and I also run a stable of redneck whores. They're men of course, and none too attractive, but there's a big demand for them among the fetishist crowd in New York, San Francisco and similar hotbeds of depravity. My hairy, belligerent geishas are skilled not only in the arts of the boudoir but are also well-versed in duck calling, microwave cookery, and animal abuse.
By the way, Julie isn't anything resembling that comment posted somewhere else, she neither ugly, and she likes cats like me!! She even scritches me under the chin which puts her on the "Best person anywhere!!!!"
People need to learn to be nice to each other before I shove a nuke up their asses and send them to the bottom of the Gulf!!! grrrrrrr!! snarl!!!!!!!!!!!!! More grrrrrs!!!
**Wanders off**
Please?
Teeheehee!!
Why you dirty group of cock suckers(hens for the ladies!!!)!!!! Boohoohoo!!
Then everyone eats the ice cream and doesn't save a nibble of the kitty!!! Again, YOU CAN ALL GO FUC...nah, never mind, you'd all try that and die in the process. I'd miss you all, even the ugly ones who would try and screw themselves.
Allow the world at large do that to you!! ~big group hug, lots of pinches on the asses~
~wanders off for real this time~
And Tink, I wanted to save you some ice cream, but then Stellaa said "Nah, fuck that kitty, he'll just give it to one of his brides from Darfur or Abu Dhabi or Eritrea and we need it for our own nefarious purposes. FUCK HIM I say!" I tried to reason with her but as you can see, she calls the shots around here, oh yeah, she's got this joint locked DOWN.
I have learned to fear her magic power!!!
But I do not give my anything to the House of Stellaa, for I worship at the House of Generic Blues and Warm Beer ala FICKLED PICKLES AND GARLIC HOUSE.
Okay, I kid, I usually hang out around the House of Pancakes hoping for some cast offs of pancakes and sausages.
Nummy.
~nods~
~wipes tears from eyes~
http://open.salon.com/blog/the_judge/2010/07/12/os_editors_hypocrisy
Stellaa's *control* is indeed impressive! Ah-lalalalala indeed (never could do that properly...)
I would not, could not, with a mowth.
I would not eath them with a foxth.
I would not eath them in a boxth.
I would not eath them here or there.
I would not eath them anywhereth.
I would not eath green egths and tham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
With apologies to a real doctor....Dr. Seuth.
~does happy dance~
"I am happily married and do not sleep with anyone other than my husband, and occasionally, my cat. "
~Brianna Aine O'Rourke
It's a crying shame my response to that was deleted.
I feel so oppressed.
Thing is, I guess it's an occupational hazard, but judges (and Egyptian gods) don't seem to have much of a sense of humor, or awareness of how they set themselves up for ridicule...
OTOH, it does seem a little mean to play chew-toy with the mentally disturbed. (N'less, pass the popcorn...)
My right to be a loud-mouthed dipshit was infringed upon!
I didn't even call anyone a fuckmuppet yet!
CENSORSHIP!!!
As for the fuckmuppetry - I can be a loud-mouthed dipshit ANYWHERE I PLEASE. This is 'MERICA, dammit!
Emma and Stellaa tell me what to fix for dinner because I is stooopit. That's the only way I became a paid writer.
Stellaa saves!
The readers are supposed to assume that Amy is not attacking me and is not a friend of Stellaa. The readers MUST also assume that The Jury--an account made today--just happened to comment here. Click on The Jury's avatar. "
HAH! You slackers! Emma and I received honorable mention and except for the new guy, The Jury, the rest of you weren't even mentioned!
Therefore WE get all of the Häagen-Dazs and you guys are stuck with Stellaa fake assed Kool-Aid!!!
Muahahahahahahahaha!
How dare someone create an account just to stir the pot?
Hmph.
Can we get a bailiff in here? BAILIFF!!!!!
Amy, don't hurt yourself gloating dammit.
And what was that about nepotism over in The Courtroom? Don't these people know basic English?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M
I miss the days when the trolls crapped in teacups to let us know exactly what the caliber of their output would be.
That video was hysterical, MAW.
Please make a low calorie koolaid for us dieters.
Sign me up.
What a real place OS is, eh? Houses and mansions, no less.
P.S. - there must have been something in that sauce...I'm getting sleeeeepeeee... Don't know if I can wait up for an *appearance*...
PPS - Just looked at Brianna's post (why do people be mean to me when I say good things about the thoth) and 'she' still seems to be here... are you skipping ahead in time, Emma? (You got magic powers too?)
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!
That was not a gloat, you dick weasel!
I would expect that even a rednecked pimp would know that gloats contain Bwahahahahahas, not perfectly respectable Muahahahahas! Geez...
I need to state for the record though, all of you people are being DOCUMENTED for the coming prosecution, not to mention defenestrated.
But I must remind all that no Circle of Darkness is complete without a Mean Girl (Jr. High Edition) *comes with incivility stilettos and one larcenous farting dog*
But comments are closed, so ...
Um, I see the name on the post is Brianna whatzit, but the blog name in the URL is ceraofmuscerry...
All Hail, 1_irritated_mother. Queen of the Bitches!
*offers her some of Stellaa's home made, organic Kool-Aid*
You know, they have prescription creams for that.
I just read this on Brianna's post:
"Nan has Fuckmuppet in his banner and they are complaining about bad language?"
Does anyone see "fuckmuppet" in my banner? And when have I ever complained about bad language? Maybe the reason Brianna gets attacked sometimes is that she writes posts attacking people herself, and as often as not closes comments when she does so.
Om....
AHA! So you really ARE Trig Palin!
Wait... I thought you were...
Dammit! I need a spreadsheet of who's who. This is getting redickiless!
WAITER! Another, please! Make it a double!
Around here you never know who anyone is apparently. (And I used my real name instead of a cool sobriquet.)
And who is/was this Thoth character?
And why should I care?
Hell the Ambien is kicking in now. I just want a martini.
Nite all! Or not! You never know.
Oh ... you said sobriquet. Never mind.
@ Naneh: " My hairy, belligerent geishas are skilled not only in the arts of the boudoir but are also well-versed in duck calling, microwave cookery, and animal abuse."
Send me one tomorrow! I will buy the chickens and restock the moat!
Otherwise my house will be like a bad baseball game with the bags all loaded and no one getting to first base.....
do we get a scorecard along with our standard issue house of stellaa decoder ring and STD (stupidity transmitted disease) Free certificates? cuz once again...
ahm confuzed
Stellaa said no. But there is still some of her home made organic Cool-Aid left!
All hail Emma Peel
Bow before them and be thankful for their presence.
All hail.
666 on scalp hidden between the plugs of hair transplants?
Eyes glow in dark?
Uses arsenic instead of vermouth in his martinis, and likes it that way.
Do you suppose...???
I was born in another universe, one that humans think is merely fictional, where I lived a life obsessed with the selfish pursuit of limitless power, and the worship of Death. I finally died, and joined my dark mistress, but then, Death herself spurned me and cast me out. Wandering the infinite reaches of the Metaverse, I finally came upon this universe, inhabited a human host, and found my first true love. For the sake of this love, I have reformed myself, and now I strive to use my vast intellect and trans-dimensional wisdom to help save this universe, rather than to destroy it. The first step is to teach humans the rational religion, Metaversalism, the religion that the wisest gods themselves know is true. Metaversalism will finally bring peace to this world, and open grand new vistas for humanity to explore.
Give me that old time metaversalism!
...dah dah dah dah Druids
Running nekked in the woo-ids
Drinking strange fermented fluids
And it's good enough for me...
We will pray with Aphrodite,
We will pray with Aphrodite,
She wears that see-through nightie,
And it's good enough for me.
We will pray with Zarathustra,
We'll pray just like we use ta,
I'm a Zarathustra booster,
And it's good enough for me.
We will pray with those Egyptians,
Build pyramids to put our crypts in,
Cover subways with inscriptions,
And it's good enough for me.
We will pray with those old druids,
They drink fermented fluids,
Waltzing naked though the woo-ids,
And it's good enough for me.
We do dances to bring water,
Prepare animals for slaughter,
Sacrifice our sons and daughters,
And it's good enough for me.
I'll arise at early morning,
When my Lord gives me the warning,
That the solar age is dawning,
And it's good enough for me