DECEMBER 17, 2010 1:30PM

A Gift From Femme Forte

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A while back Femme Forte did a wonderful photo essay about her garden.  I left a comment or two, and since we're both plant nerds we got to discussing the differences between aloes and agaves, and the confusion sometimes caused by common names vs. Latin names, and other fun stuff.  At some point she asked if I'd like some cuttings, and I said of course, as any gardener would.  I didn't think much more about it, but a few days later, like Christmas come early, a parcel from sunny Southern California showed up on my front porch.  It was full of plant starts which Femme had gone to the trouble to collect from her garden for me, and which she had then gone to the expense of mailing half way across the continent to some schmo from Open Salon.  I'm an experienced outside gardener but not so good with house plants, so she also gave me the 4-1-1 on how to keep my new plants alive and thriving 'til I can put them outside next spring, and there was even a scribbled warning on one of the wrappings: "This one has spines so don't hurt yourself you moroon!"  My only house plants beforehand were a pothos, a couple of spider plants, and a rather bedraggled ponytail palm, so in one fell swoop the biodiversity of my wintry little home was more than doubled by this kindness on Femme's part, kindness which obviously comes second nature to her. 

Anyway, thank you for the plants, Candace; they're like having a bit of Southwest desert sun in the middle of a Kansas winter.  And thanks also to OS, for affording me the chance to meet such great people. 

 

 

 

And now, in a wholly gratuitous  and unwarranted use of cute kitty pictures, here's Button...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas OSers!

 

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You are "SOME Schmo" .. not just "some Schmo" like in Charlotte's Web ... Wilbur is "Some Pig" as in an awesome pig. Ok ... so I was going to say that Candace rocks! And I'm sure that cat wants to kill me.
femme is a doll, button is adorable, and you are not a moron. (or moroon!) I've killed all my indoor plants, easily, or slowly & painfully. Looks like you done good here :)
Is Button tailess? Wish someone would send me some orange blossom aroma captured in a jar. Merry Christmas right back atcha.
Nana, you had your chance with another OS friend a few weeks back, you schmo, and you blew it! you are, however, apparently able to befriend cacti and agave plants, so keep to your hermit ways and I'll send some plant clippings your way soon...it's just that right now everything in Florida is covered in icicles. Just ask LC.
Great post, love to read about the people I like here on OS.. just gotta ask Nana, a cute kitten on a pink bedspread? Are you getting a little soft on us?
Femme Candace is the best to send the sun in the form of succulents your way. Those plants are the complete antithesis of the chillier ones I posted. Cute cat ... the black on pink really works.
This was wonderful to see how we all go about making friends and sharing. Not only with words but with things from our heart.
Please do not kill them like I would..:)
rated with hugs
Cute. But why are people who have a passion for and knowledge of certain things (such as plants) suddenly called "nerds?" What happened to "enthusiast"?
I think the community aspect of this place rocks Nana.
Your post proves it.
And Button is one cute kitty. I sure hope she ain't getting nothing like a haircut soon......
look what you did!!! there they are, all potted up in pretty ceramic and clay and looking as happy in kansas as they did in san diego. wait 'til that marlothii gets bigger and scares everyone in the 'hood.

and the adorable button, a manx, squirming around on a pink quilt. [sigh] there's my cat fix for the day, which mr. forte will be grateful is outta the way.

you're a doll, jeff, to say thanks in this way. i'm honored to be on your christmas card. xo to you and this nice place we all have. merry christmas.
No gardener is a nerd: It's a lot of damned hard work if you're doing it right. Ask The Redhead. When we moved here, she brought 30-odd species of plants from her old garden. Only two failed to make it.

Now ... obsessed. I could go with that.
Wonderful! And those new houseplants of yours, being denizens of the desert, can survive being forgotten ... Cute cat pictures - totally indulgent. But forgiveable...
That's sweet, both the kitty and femme's gifts. Is the photo of the clippings now? If so, well done. They look great.
Oh, lord... you've stooped so low in seek of rating that you've resorted to kitty porn? Pitiful, dude! (nice cat, though ;) )
Nana, this is the best gift I have recieved in quite a while...
thanks man. I love those photos!
The markings on that kittie! How beautiful -- and you can tell from here Button's fur is ultra soft.
Thanks! I was ready for the demands of cute kittie photos : )
...and how cool of femme forte, nice plants!
a lovely gift from a lovely lady!
Very cool! I can't even keep plastic plants alive. Candice rocks. Same goes for Button. You alright, too.
Just you wait tell buttons gets into the cacti! Ouch. Thanks it's great to see how these relationships 'bloom'.
Squee! Buttons really is "cute as"!!!
You can NEVER have too many kitty pictures. Button is BEAUTIFUL. Want to just scoop her up. RRRRRR
Did FF send you any Salvia?


`R
Agave and felines=Cat Scratch Fever
Dear Mr. Greenjeans, those plants look terrific, and Candace is the best there is, but that kitty—how cute is she on her back with her mouth open and a tooth showing?! Cute as a...........



Button of course :-)
What a sweet thing to do! The kitty cheesecake photos are adorable, too.

Merry Christmas.
awesome, though i am a bit confused by the pussy porn.
Wow, cool plants and kitty porn in one post! I'm envious. My succulent garden, along with a 175-foot hedge, was eaten by deer last year. The hedge recovered, sorta. The rock garden, not even.
She's awesome, Nana. If ever you come out this way, we'll cook for ya.

Just this week she gave me half a pumpkin the size of both our heads put together that's going to become a pumpkin flan on Sunday. Also introduced me to a cheese shop that will likely bankrupt me next year.

All Hail Candace!
Wow kitty porn! And who doesn't love a cute pic ?
awww :D that is awesome
(nice pussy, too!)
WOW! Candace is a real gem, isn't she? I can see why she sent this to you...from one gem to another. Thanks for the pictures of Button, too!

Merry Christmas!
Larry, unpleasant things happen to people who ask pesky questions. :-|

Usually I reply to comments on a post as they come in, but this was about saying thanks to Candace rather than hearing myself blather. Well, it was also about exploitation of Button's awww factor in a shameless ploy to get put on the cover. Obviously it didn't work, which I can only attribute to my malicious inclusion on the *non-existent* OS Black List by enemies I've made at Salon.com. Pffft on 'em. I also need to mention here that pink, more commonly referred to as "pale red", was considered a color of masculinity and virile prowess among the Ostrogoths.
Sure it was sweetie!! Rock the pink!! I mean pale red! It's all good! Lmao
I love a guy secure enough with his manliness to own it
And yes, Button is eating part of my calzone right now. She loves eggplant and green olives.
It's true White and Black! Look under:

http://ostrogoth.org/pale_red_manliness-sexual_stamina
Quite the rennisance (?) man Nana.. The pink... er um Pale red, the cute pussy, the horticulture... Very modern !!
I bet you own a pair of those cool leopard colored spandex pants too, don't you!
Yes but I no longer wear them to bars.
Grrrrrr I love animal prints! Lol the mental image is more than i can handle ... Must get tequila!
It's true White and Black, I'm quite a catch; a sensitive yet masculine blogging carpenter with a green thumb and zebra-print Speedos.

>:-)
So if the snoring gets to be too much and i finally snap and smother my husband with a pillow, you'll be top of my list of candidates to be ny next ex
You had me at zebra print speedos yum!
Though it would be tragic, the important thing here is that you smother him for you, not for me.
Oh no.. He has way too much crap for me to ever kill him off I would be forever engulfed in sorting out and selling off all this shit.. No small task by any stretch! It's quite the bounty keeping me from killing his ass! Lol
Nana, your moves are quite impressive, pulling out the ole zebra speedos again...
He has somuch shit just in the backyard alone you can see it from space!
Oh booo !!! So you pull out the zebra speedos often do ya stud? Thanks Rita!! Good gawd!! I thought i was special.. Well i am but that's different...
wondering if all of my crap will keep Karen from one day deciding that divorce is not final enough?
think i've finally found a good excuse for my ocd horder ways
Oh it's a great murder deterant Julie, I highly recommend it..
Femme is one of the great ones here. Glad you were able to connect on the plants. Happy Holidays....
@ white and black: Don't be too impressed by Nana's Zebra speedo. He made them himself using an old pair of Fruit of the Loom briefs and a black Magic Marker.

Rumor has it he still has the stripes when he takes them off because the marker bled through... :/
To you too Doc!

Amy, that is a malicious canard; I use crayons and a hot iron. With my tantric skills the pain isn't that unbearable.

Rita; I've still got it, I just need to dust if off a little first.

And Julie, W&B, I guess the bottom line is that hordeing can be a life-enhancing practice? If that's the case I don't need to clean out my basement.
"Rumor has it he still has the stripes when he takes them off because the marker bled through... :/"

Lmfao. Oh boy!!! I gotta lay off the tequilla, it hurts when it shoots outta your nose...
Plants and kitties. Yay!
Plants and kitties and tequila; what could be finer? Well, puppies and heroin would be OK too, but we gotta play the hand we're dealt.
ok, i wasn't gonna jump into this fray about the speedos, funny as it is, until jeff brought up the crayons and i lost it.

and i know this is not, as we say, de rigeur, but can any of you spell "hoard"?

xo
the plant lady
Hey! Anyone seen Tink? He's conspicuously absent!
The image of him making his own zebra speedos is something that will haunt me forever i fear.., sigh
Tink's been AWOL since yesterday.

And Candace, horde is the proper usage, as in "A horde of Mongols came over the horizon." or "I've got a horde of stuff in my basement." It's a word derived from the Turkic ordu (camp, army), and simply denotes "a large quantity" or "many." Pffft.
I would have sworn that there was a "W" in horde...
:) my excuse is that I just don't know how to spell
It's no surprise Candace would get it wrong, given that she doesn't even know the difference between an aloe and an agave.
"Whorde" is the British/Canadian spelling. I've never understood that Commonwealth proclivity for unnecessary letters.
cute manx, nan.
nice plants, femme.
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[sigh]

'horde' is, um, people. 'hoard' is stuff. she said politely.

[Old English hord; related to Old Norse hodd, Gothic huzd, German Hort, Swedish hydda hut]

or, sez i, Old Low Norse, an extinct though viable linguistic source code. plus i'm swedish and german. which one do you think i'd choose, the Turkic ordu or ... right.

"usage Hoard is sometimes wrongly written where horde is meant: hordes (not hoards ) of tourists"

no kidding.

pfffffffft on the whordes of ya.
Cyril, Button used to be a regular, fully-tailed cat. I came home from work one day and she'd somehow managed to rip every bit of flesh and skin from her tail; it was only attached at the base and the tip, leaving just the bone; it had been "degloved", to use the medical term. The vet had to take the whole thing off.

Candace says:

"Hoard is sometimes wrongly written where horde is meant"

Thanks for admitting you were wrong Candace. No harm no foul as far as I'm concerned.
I thought we were talking about whored...
Eyes just glazed over ... Drool
Whoreds of whores love hors d'vours
*passes out over implications of white and black's comment*
Ms. White And Black, your avatar simply screams erotica. Have you ever considered a career in art films?
@trey: dude! ask her if she's ever been to santa clarita.
Jeeze you guys! Why don't ya just say what's really on your minds!

(mildly offended)

No i wont do "art house" films, no never been to santa clarita,. Been to a party at heff's house about 9 years ago..
It's Sherman Oaks not Santa Clarita. And I can assure you, my projects are nothing if not tasteful. Our latest endeavor, Blogging Babes Gone Bad IV; Bite My Syntax is making quite a splash in the European and Japanese markets.
Um, no thanks just the same. I am a mom of two great teenagers..and the proud owner of a biker husband with friends in low places who wouldn't appreciate me getting "arty" with anyone but him..
*comes to, shaken*
*stumbles against tree nearest gamble's bbq grill*
Get off my blog Montana, W&B is a nice girl you creep. And Cyril, get a grip! Here, sniff some paint thinner, it'll clear the cobwebs out.
thanks, nan! don't know what came over me.
These things happen. I nearly had a stroke once while reading one of Tink's posts, the one where someone made him squeeze his balls and cluck like a chicken. I felt horrible afterwards, especially considering that was the only EP he ever got.
Merry Christmas nan ; lovely bunch of succulents - one them is a triffid.
Have you got any more pictures of your pusscat ?
;-)
Heyyyy!! why is nice italicized?!?!?!?
Anyways!! G'nite Nana, im off to bed.. Gonna watch an "art" film on skinemax.. I'm comming down with the flu.. Crap!
It means that you're especially nice. Now, If I'd typed "W&B is a *nice* girl" that would have been different...;-) G'nite W&B, and take some vitamin C and echinacea for that flu, it can make a big difference.

Merry Christmas Kim! A triffid you say? That would explain why it only likes chicken liver and V-8 juice. And yeah, I've got LOTs of pet pictures, 4 cats and 2 dogs worth. Normally I don't post 'em here 'cause I'm trying to be a *serious* writer like that, um, whatsis name, Potroast fella.
Sweet! Gift and cute kitty! OS is a great universe of some kind hearts.
The plants are lovely and Button is as cute as a....well, you know.
Dammit Trey. Every time I get my eye on a hottie around here, you show up with that lame "wanna make an art film line.

Me and Whitey, we understand each other... you and me, buddy, we're headed for a showdown.
Sheila, LSchmoopie, Button's definitely a cutie. She's the only cat I've ever had who stayed a kitten even after she grew up. And you gotta love OS, or at least some of the fantastic people we meet in here.

Dave, if you want a piece of Trey you'd better get to him before W&B's hubby finishes him off. He deserves every ass-kicking that comes his way.
Pifff! Major Mojo Trey is one of them "art house" film guys and they're tough as hell.

We're talking about guys that can take an entire baseball bat up the kazoodle and STILL smile at the camera. In fact, anyone of them could wear your ass out. Major Mojo and W&B's hubby might want to think twice about tangling with him.

HEY! You already knew that, didn't you! I THOUGHT I recognized that Av! You were in an "art house" film called "Siamese Parrotheads Hit the Rails" that was about two twins who were conjoined *ahem* "steam engine to caboose"...

As I recall your co-star was some guy in a home made Zebra Speedos and the two of you took turns "stoking the boiler"...

Loved your work, BTW. What you guys did to each other with those cacti that the Zebra Speedo guy grew was amazing!
Takes a real man to share his vulnerable sensitive side, Nana. This went a long way to temper everyone's impression of the marauder Ostrogoth in you. A Berserker with a kitty cat and triffids worked wonders.

(Femme, your plot to soften him up worked! Now when he's all mushy, we strike!)
good stuff... I didn't know you had femme cuttings!
Or, Zebra speedos...... just as well
IQ, fuchsia is what the Gepids and Burgunds called it. The Alemani and related tribes preferred mauve, but they were a silly people.

Amy; Major Mojo and Trey have a long, complex history together. Sometimes they remind me of a couple drag queens bickering about who gets to sing the lead on "Lady Marmalade."

You raise a valid point Linnn. It takes a strong man to cry, but it takes a stronger man to laugh at him for it.

Trog, I've got one or two extras; I'll pot them up for you.
C'est vrai I.Q., vous êtes une tentatatrice sans égale, la maîtresse de l'extase, et mon agouti un vrai de séduction.
Kittens and cactus.....Life sounds wonderful for you there...
Thanks for visiting my blog Algis. I'm pretty lucky alright. :)

It's a sad story Janie, though the end result was to make Button even cuter. I came home from work one day and she'd somehow managed to rip every bit of flesh and skin from her tail; it was only attached at the base and the tip, leaving just the bone, and it was really gruesome-looking. It had been "degloved", to use the medical term, so the vet had to take the whole thing off.
Don't be such a girl. "She lost it in an accident" wouldn't have sounded as evocative.
Oh cute kitty!!! And the plants? My aloe had babies, which I put in 1/2 compost, 1/2 sand. They seem to be still alive, but not growing much. I hope they're okay. I don't water them much.
I put my house plants outside during the summer and they go nuts. We get a lot of water here in IA. My mom in KS has to water every day. I have two weeping figs that are over twenty years old, and a pony tail palm that is getting really tall. Does this make me a plant nerd, too? (I don't know any of the latin names.)
Good post. I cant grow shit. There was one good pot plant long ago, but someone stole it.
C, we'll consider you an honorary plant nerd, though for full-on geek status you have to learn some Latin names. :D

Johnny, my computer is being monitored by the DEA; drop everything and leave your house, they'll be there any minute looking for your plants!
I never knew that you liked plants you couldn't smoke, but I am very happy that you do.

Merry Christmas! (And that cat is almost as cute as mine!!)
I had to give up the smokable ones after they started freaking me out, so gardening has become my new crutch. That and PCP. Merry Christmas Delia. :D
I have a black and white kitty with white paws. Those cats in their tuxedos and spats are the cutest things ever.
They are, ain't they? Button seems actually aware of how snazzy her white spats are; wherever she sits she positions herself so that a paw or two is casually yet elegantly displayed.