
A while back Femme Forte did a wonderful photo essay about her garden. I left a comment or two, and since we're both plant nerds we got to discussing the differences between aloes and agaves, and the confusion sometimes caused by common names vs. Latin names, and other fun stuff. At some point she asked if I'd like some cuttings, and I said of course, as any gardener would. I didn't think much more about it, but a few days later, like Christmas come early, a parcel from sunny Southern California showed up on my front porch. It was full of plant starts which Femme had gone to the trouble to collect from her garden for me, and which she had then gone to the expense of mailing half way across the continent to some schmo from Open Salon. I'm an experienced outside gardener but not so good with house plants, so she also gave me the 4-1-1 on how to keep my new plants alive and thriving 'til I can put them outside next spring, and there was even a scribbled warning on one of the wrappings: "This one has spines so don't hurt yourself you moroon!" My only house plants beforehand were a pothos, a couple of spider plants, and a rather bedraggled ponytail palm, so in one fell swoop the biodiversity of my wintry little home was more than doubled by this kindness on Femme's part, kindness which obviously comes second nature to her.
Anyway, thank you for the plants, Candace; they're like having a bit of Southwest desert sun in the middle of a Kansas winter. And thanks also to OS, for affording me the chance to meet such great people.
And now, in a wholly gratuitous and unwarranted use of cute kitty pictures, here's Button...










Merry Christmas OSers!


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Please do not kill them like I would..:)
rated with hugs
Your post proves it.
And Button is one cute kitty. I sure hope she ain't getting nothing like a haircut soon......
and the adorable button, a manx, squirming around on a pink quilt. [sigh] there's my cat fix for the day, which mr. forte will be grateful is outta the way.
you're a doll, jeff, to say thanks in this way. i'm honored to be on your christmas card. xo to you and this nice place we all have. merry christmas.
Now ... obsessed. I could go with that.
thanks man. I love those photos!
Thanks! I was ready for the demands of cute kittie photos : )
...and how cool of femme forte, nice plants!
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Button of course :-)
Merry Christmas.
Just this week she gave me half a pumpkin the size of both our heads put together that's going to become a pumpkin flan on Sunday. Also introduced me to a cheese shop that will likely bankrupt me next year.
All Hail Candace!
(nice pussy, too!)
Merry Christmas!
Usually I reply to comments on a post as they come in, but this was about saying thanks to Candace rather than hearing myself blather. Well, it was also about exploitation of Button's awww factor in a shameless ploy to get put on the cover. Obviously it didn't work, which I can only attribute to my malicious inclusion on the *non-existent* OS Black List by enemies I've made at Salon.com. Pffft on 'em. I also need to mention here that pink, more commonly referred to as "pale red", was considered a color of masculinity and virile prowess among the Ostrogoths.
I love a guy secure enough with his manliness to own it
http://ostrogoth.org/pale_red_manliness-sexual_stamina
>:-)
think i've finally found a good excuse for my ocd horder ways
Rumor has it he still has the stripes when he takes them off because the marker bled through... :/
Amy, that is a malicious canard; I use crayons and a hot iron. With my tantric skills the pain isn't that unbearable.
Rita; I've still got it, I just need to dust if off a little first.
And Julie, W&B, I guess the bottom line is that hordeing can be a life-enhancing practice? If that's the case I don't need to clean out my basement.
Lmfao. Oh boy!!! I gotta lay off the tequilla, it hurts when it shoots outta your nose...
and i know this is not, as we say, de rigeur, but can any of you spell "hoard"?
xo
the plant lady
And Candace, horde is the proper usage, as in "A horde of Mongols came over the horizon." or "I've got a horde of stuff in my basement." It's a word derived from the Turkic ordu (camp, army), and simply denotes "a large quantity" or "many." Pffft.
nice plants, femme.
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'horde' is, um, people. 'hoard' is stuff. she said politely.
[Old English hord; related to Old Norse hodd, Gothic huzd, German Hort, Swedish hydda hut]
or, sez i, Old Low Norse, an extinct though viable linguistic source code. plus i'm swedish and german. which one do you think i'd choose, the Turkic ordu or ... right.
"usage Hoard is sometimes wrongly written where horde is meant: hordes (not hoards ) of tourists"
no kidding.
pfffffffft on the whordes of ya.
Candace says:
"Hoard is sometimes wrongly written where horde is meant"
Thanks for admitting you were wrong Candace. No harm no foul as far as I'm concerned.
Whoreds of whores love hors d'vours
(mildly offended)
No i wont do "art house" films, no never been to santa clarita,. Been to a party at heff's house about 9 years ago..
*stumbles against tree nearest gamble's bbq grill*
Have you got any more pictures of your pusscat ?
;-)
Merry Christmas Kim! A triffid you say? That would explain why it only likes chicken liver and V-8 juice. And yeah, I've got LOTs of pet pictures, 4 cats and 2 dogs worth. Normally I don't post 'em here 'cause I'm trying to be a *serious* writer like that, um, whatsis name, Potroast fella.
Me and Whitey, we understand each other... you and me, buddy, we're headed for a showdown.
Dave, if you want a piece of Trey you'd better get to him before W&B's hubby finishes him off. He deserves every ass-kicking that comes his way.
We're talking about guys that can take an entire baseball bat up the kazoodle and STILL smile at the camera. In fact, anyone of them could wear your ass out. Major Mojo and W&B's hubby might want to think twice about tangling with him.
HEY! You already knew that, didn't you! I THOUGHT I recognized that Av! You were in an "art house" film called "Siamese Parrotheads Hit the Rails" that was about two twins who were conjoined *ahem* "steam engine to caboose"...
As I recall your co-star was some guy in a home made Zebra Speedos and the two of you took turns "stoking the boiler"...
Loved your work, BTW. What you guys did to each other with those cacti that the Zebra Speedo guy grew was amazing!
(Femme, your plot to soften him up worked! Now when he's all mushy, we strike!)
Or, Zebra speedos...... just as well
Amy; Major Mojo and Trey have a long, complex history together. Sometimes they remind me of a couple drag queens bickering about who gets to sing the lead on "Lady Marmalade."
You raise a valid point Linnn. It takes a strong man to cry, but it takes a stronger man to laugh at him for it.
Trog, I've got one or two extras; I'll pot them up for you.
It's a sad story Janie, though the end result was to make Button even cuter. I came home from work one day and she'd somehow managed to rip every bit of flesh and skin from her tail; it was only attached at the base and the tip, leaving just the bone, and it was really gruesome-looking. It had been "degloved", to use the medical term, so the vet had to take the whole thing off.
I put my house plants outside during the summer and they go nuts. We get a lot of water here in IA. My mom in KS has to water every day. I have two weeping figs that are over twenty years old, and a pony tail palm that is getting really tall. Does this make me a plant nerd, too? (I don't know any of the latin names.)
Johnny, my computer is being monitored by the DEA; drop everything and leave your house, they'll be there any minute looking for your plants!
Merry Christmas! (And that cat is almost as cute as mine!!)